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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13425 on: July 01, 2014, 08:27:40 PM »
calm down j dub, he got the guy to pop out but we flubbed it up, not his fault

but he walked the guy before that  :curse:
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13426 on: July 01, 2014, 08:30:51 PM »
if i could go back in time and tell 5th grade james shields to play soccer instead of baseball - i would do it.

you should go back to 7:32 tonight and tell yourself not to make this dumbass post as long as you have the time machine fired up

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13427 on: July 01, 2014, 08:31:19 PM »
i'm leaning towards hating his gigantic stupid face.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13428 on: July 01, 2014, 08:32:15 PM »
more like big jam every inning shields

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13429 on: July 01, 2014, 08:32:37 PM »
ok, i've waited long enough.  my god, what a dumbass loser.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13430 on: July 01, 2014, 08:33:19 PM »
if i could go back in time and tell 5th grade james shields to play soccer instead of baseball - i would do it.

you should go back to 7:32 tonight and tell yourself not to make this dumbass post as long as you have the time machine fired up

you're gonna regret this post so much you stupid idiot
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13431 on: July 01, 2014, 08:35:06 PM »
ok, i've waited long enough.  my god, what a dumbass loser.

he's just the worst  :frown:
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13432 on: July 01, 2014, 08:35:17 PM »
if i could go back in time and tell 5th grade james shields to play soccer instead of baseball - i would do it.

you should go back to 7:32 tonight and tell yourself not to make this dumbass post as long as you have the time machine fired up

you're gonna regret this post so much you stupid idiot

He sucks the last 4 weeks but your bias you formed the day they made the trade is making you over state your case

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13433 on: July 01, 2014, 08:36:58 PM »
if i could go back in time and tell 5th grade james shields to play soccer instead of baseball - i would do it.

you should go back to 7:32 tonight and tell yourself not to make this dumbass post as long as you have the time machine fired up

you're gonna regret this post so much you stupid idiot

He sucks the last 4 weeks but your bias you formed the day they made the trade is making you over state your case

i don't give a crap about the trade you idiot. i care about the 2014 royals making the playoffs and his losery ass is effing us over. shut up and get the eff out of my face  :curse:
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13434 on: July 01, 2014, 08:37:37 PM »
j dub you would be not a good early soccer scout

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13435 on: July 01, 2014, 08:37:45 PM »
He sucks the last 4 weeks but your bias you formed the day they made the trade is making you over state your case

he's getting his ass kicked by the worst pitcher on the worst team from the worst state in the american league.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13436 on: July 01, 2014, 08:38:56 PM »
has everyone noticed that his face looks like a goat's face?
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13437 on: July 01, 2014, 08:39:23 PM »
#tradejames

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13438 on: July 01, 2014, 08:39:36 PM »
Wait, which post did I defend James' recent performance? Oh right I never did.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13439 on: July 01, 2014, 08:40:21 PM »
also how stupid his, i'm looking at you, runner on first movement is.  i wonder if that's how goats look at runners on first?
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13440 on: July 01, 2014, 08:41:24 PM »
He sucks the last 4 weeks but your bias you formed the day they made the trade is making you over state your case

he's getting his ass kicked by the worst pitcher on the worst team from the worst state in the american league.

minnesota's pitcher has no bearing on his performance FYI

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13441 on: July 01, 2014, 08:42:11 PM »
minnesota's pitcher has no bearing on his performance FYI

speaks to game size.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13442 on: July 01, 2014, 08:43:21 PM »
minnesota's pitcher has no bearing on his performance FYI

speaks to game size.

hur dur dur small game James hur dur dur.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13443 on: July 01, 2014, 08:44:04 PM »
j dub you would be not a good early soccer scout

but i would have saved the royals from being down 5-1  :D
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13444 on: July 01, 2014, 08:44:37 PM »
hur dur dur small game James hur dur dur.

no game james.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13445 on: July 01, 2014, 08:45:50 PM »
hur dur dur small game James hur dur dur.

no game james.

Getting that way.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13446 on: July 01, 2014, 08:49:00 PM »
cf3 wants the royals to stop coddling hos?? i agree.

and while we are at it, let's tell our "ace" to get his head out of his ass and act like a competent major league pitcher.
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13447 on: July 01, 2014, 08:49:55 PM »
thank goodness for adorable alcides   :D

no game james has me just about off the rails tonight fellas  :frown:
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13448 on: July 01, 2014, 08:55:26 PM »
Don't you dare do it, Billy...

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #13449 on: July 01, 2014, 08:56:52 PM »
You almost did it.