The Royals

[8manpick]

Raul Ibanez and Christian Colon, come on down

Did we sign Ibanez??!?!

['taterblast]

Raul Ibanez and Christian Colon, come on down

Did we sign Ibanez??!?!

apparently

[slucat]

Raul Ibanez and Christian Colon, come on down

 

['taterblast]

for the record, i'm pretty meh about this, but at least they're trying i guess

['taterblast]

http://deadspin.com/royals-pitchers-get-called-out-by-stripper-for-being-ch-1598041958

[Cartierfor3]

for the record, i'm pretty meh about this, but at least they're trying i guess

Its a no lose situation. We're not giving anything up. Might as well give it a shot.

[SabiNation]

I always like new players joining the Royals, especially when it means sending Justin Maxwell/Pedro Ciriaco to the minors.  So I guess you could say that I am a little bit excite

[joda]

I always like new players joining the Royals, especially when it means sending Justin Maxwell/Pedro Ciriaco to the minors.  So I guess you could say that I am a little bit excite

This, how did that guy stay so long on the roster

[mocat]

I always like new players joining the Royals, especially when it means sending Justin Maxwell/Pedro Ciriaco to the minors.  So I guess you could say that I am a little bit excite

This, how did that guy stay so long on the roster

Just to PR when Dyson starts?

[Asteriskhead]

http://deadspin.com/royals-pitchers-get-called-out-by-stripper-for-being-ch-1598041958

Trashdick is a great nickname.

[kslim]

not to dismiss the cheapness but that stripper looks like someone you'd find outside of so long at 3 am on a wednesday. i probably wouldnt have been paying much either

[Stevesie60]

You guys, who's Raul Ibanez?

[j-dub]

You guys, who's Raul Ibanez?

 

former royal (and yankee and mariner and angel and...)

he hit more homers than anyone on our roster last year. by like a lot.

was only hitting .170 when cut earlier this year by the angels.

[Stevesie60]

But I bet his slugging % is super high tho, right? (slugging % is a super high baseball IQ term. Only a few people in this thread will even know what I'm talking about)

[Asteriskhead]

But I bet his slugging % is super high tho, right? (slugging % is a super high baseball IQ term. Only a few people in this thread will even know what I'm talking about)

I had to google it.

[nicname]

Why is Hosmer so herky-jerky? It seems like there are way too many moving parts and things that need to be timed perfectly for him to be successful.  Sucks, because his mammoth home runs from time to time show he has monster power.

[Cartierfor3]

His slug % is .265, .200 below his career average. To be honest I'm not sure what role they expect him to have. I guess LH pinch hitter?

[Stevesie60]

His slug % is .265, .200 below his career average. To be honest I'm not sure what role they expect him to have. I guess LH pinch hitter?

That is exactly what I was thinking, CFor3.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Ibanez will come in and be Royal for the rest of this season, just like Maxwell did last year. Then we will give him an extension after the season is over and he will join Maxwell in Stinktown, USA, population 2.

[nicname]

Ibanez will come in and be Royal for the rest of this season, just like Maxwell did last year. Then we will give him an extension after the season is over and he will join Maxwell in Stinktown, USA, population 2.

Probably.

[SdK]

Ibanez will come in and be Royal for the rest of this season, just like Maxwell did last year. Then we will give him an extension after the season is over and he will join Maxwell in Stinktown, USA, population 2.

Will take.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

His slug % is .265, .200 below his career average. To be honest I'm not sure what role they expect him to have. I guess LH pinch hitter?

this is probably just because hes a single machine and also a speed merchant on the base paths, right?

[sys]

anything to get maxwell off the team.

[mocat]

Ibanez will come in and be Royal for the rest of this season, just like Maxwell did last year. Then we will give him an extension after the season is over and he will join Maxwell in Stinktown, USA, population 2.

Would take super hard

[SdK]

Ibanez will come in and be Royal for the rest of this season, just like Maxwell did last year. Then we will give him an extension after the season is over and he will join Maxwell in Stinktown, USA, population 2.

Will take.

Ibanez will come in and be Royal for the rest of this season, just like Maxwell did last year. Then we will give him an extension after the season is over and he will join Maxwell in Stinktown, USA, population 2.

Would take super hard