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Re: The Royals
« Reply #10400 on: May 24, 2014, 12:00:00 AM »
Tonight's game:   :flush:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #10401 on: May 24, 2014, 12:07:07 AM »
Joel just said in the post-game show that the Royals looked "lifeless." Hope this isn't the first time he's noticed that.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #10402 on: May 24, 2014, 12:14:03 AM »
Joel just said in the post-game show that the Royals looked "lifeless." Hope this isn't the first time he's noticed that.

I don't even know what to say at this point.   So much promise, so few results.   eff it.   Fire Yost.   See what happens with a new manager.   Certainly can't hurt anything.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #10403 on: May 24, 2014, 12:22:33 AM »
Ned's Post-Game Gem:  "Not gonna score many runs when you get five hits."

I did not know that.   :facepalm:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #10404 on: May 24, 2014, 12:27:14 AM »
Ned treats the most simple questions with the utmost disdain in his post-game, and it rough ridin' drives me nuts. He talks about baseball in such mystical terms, and only a baseball shaman like himself could possibly understand, so why even try and explain it to us mere peasants? eff you Ned, you arrogant eff.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #10405 on: May 24, 2014, 12:29:46 AM »
Ned treats the most simple questions with the utmost disdain in his post-game, and it rough ridin' drives me nuts. He talks about baseball in such mystical terms, and only a baseball shaman like himself could possibly understand, so why even try and explain it to us mere peasants? eff you Ned, you arrogant eff.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #10406 on: May 24, 2014, 12:56:36 AM »
Ned treats the most simple questions with the utmost disdain in his post-game, and it rough ridin' drives me nuts. He talks about baseball in such mystical terms, and only a baseball shaman like himself could possibly understand, so why even try and explain it to us mere peasants? eff you Ned, you arrogant eff.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #10407 on: May 24, 2014, 01:23:27 AM »
Ned treats the most simple questions with the utmost disdain in his post-game, and it rough ridin' drives me nuts. He talks about baseball in such mystical terms, and only a baseball shaman like himself could possibly understand, so why even try and explain it to us mere peasants? eff you Ned, you arrogant eff.

This was beautiful. Not Ned's post-game analysis, but your analysis of Ned's post-game analysis.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #10408 on: May 24, 2014, 01:32:02 AM »
Ned treats the most simple questions with the utmost disdain in his post-game, and it rough ridin' drives me nuts. He talks about baseball in such mystical terms, and only a baseball shaman like himself could possibly understand, so why even try and explain it to us mere peasants? eff you Ned, you arrogant eff.

This was beautiful. Not Ned's post-game analysis, but your analysis of Ned's post-game analysis.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #10409 on: May 24, 2014, 01:35:32 AM »
Ned treats the most simple questions with the utmost disdain in his post-game, and it rough ridin' drives me nuts. He talks about baseball in such mystical terms, and only a baseball shaman like himself could possibly understand, so why even try and explain it to us mere peasants? eff you Ned, you arrogant eff.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #10410 on: May 24, 2014, 02:57:18 AM »
Honest Q from your old friend mocat: why are the diamond backs so terrible?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #10411 on: May 24, 2014, 07:44:14 PM »
damnit.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #10412 on: May 24, 2014, 07:45:14 PM »
Did we win?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #10413 on: May 24, 2014, 07:47:20 PM »
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #10414 on: May 24, 2014, 07:53:01 PM »
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #10415 on: May 24, 2014, 07:56:29 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #10416 on: May 24, 2014, 08:07:04 PM »
i wonder when mlb will finally decide to outlaw homeruns.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #10417 on: May 24, 2014, 08:08:03 PM »
they aren't fun at all.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #10418 on: May 24, 2014, 08:09:09 PM »
and why are players rewarded for moving the ball outside the field of play?  that's stupid.  it'd be like giving points for throwing the ball out of bounds in bball.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #10419 on: May 24, 2014, 08:09:29 PM »
Oh man

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #10420 on: May 24, 2014, 08:11:14 PM »
ground rule doubles too.  what a stupid rule.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #10421 on: May 24, 2014, 08:14:00 PM »
That's why baseball is a sport for idiots

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #10422 on: May 24, 2014, 08:21:55 PM »
That's why baseball is a sport for idiots

You shut your whore mouth

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #10423 on: May 24, 2014, 08:38:59 PM »
Royals are being incredibly royal tonight. Just lol all over the place

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #10424 on: May 24, 2014, 08:53:20 PM »
Omg, bases loaded nobody out and first pitch swinging?