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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61425 on: May 12, 2016, 02:09:36 PM »
minor will be up sooner than expected.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61426 on: May 12, 2016, 02:11:44 PM »
minor will be up sooner than expected.
His AAA numbers blow too.  :Yuck:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61427 on: May 12, 2016, 02:33:28 PM »
minor will be up sooner than expected.
His AAA numbers blow too.  :Yuck:
well its not like there are a bunch of studs waiting in the weeds.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61428 on: May 12, 2016, 06:33:50 PM »
How many ground ball outs does Mo have from the left side, how many have killed a potential run or rally, how many have been DP balls.

Seriously!  Effing A

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61429 on: May 12, 2016, 06:45:21 PM »
tonight, dongs galore
wrong team, are you kidding me
kennedy, you suck


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61430 on: May 12, 2016, 06:47:59 PM »
I think we get a crooked number in the third
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61431 on: May 12, 2016, 07:05:33 PM »
i need to be more #1Royal but these guys are kinda just sucking ass male genitals faces

i mean, we (including myself) built a dynasty but now it's all just meh


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61432 on: May 12, 2016, 07:07:41 PM »
ALEX!!  :Woohoo:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61433 on: May 12, 2016, 07:10:33 PM »
wait a second fellas, ALEX DONG


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61434 on: May 12, 2016, 07:11:07 PM »
this cheslor s-o-b has a swing on him


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61435 on: May 12, 2016, 07:11:32 PM »
i need to be more #1Royal but these guys are kinda just sucking ass crock faces

i mean, we (including myself) built a dynasty but now it's all just meh

Everyone has come around except for morales.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61436 on: May 12, 2016, 07:12:03 PM »
Well and we shipped off the two rubber arms to the DL
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61437 on: May 12, 2016, 07:13:19 PM »
this cheslor s-o-b has some legs on him.  reminds me of a jackrabbit running through the desert southwest.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61438 on: May 12, 2016, 07:26:48 PM »
Welp.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61439 on: May 12, 2016, 07:48:24 PM »
i know that he's a pretty popular guy around here but if sal perez doesn't get his bat turned around it's probably worth it to give him a 3 week trip to omaha to let him figure things out and see if he is dedicated enough to play in the majors and give what it takes.  i guess his head is elsewhere right now.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61440 on: May 12, 2016, 07:49:52 PM »
We are going to dong town courtesy of Kirby Yates.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61441 on: May 12, 2016, 07:52:15 PM »
if anyone knows of any sonic franchises that participate in the sonic slam inning, this is the thread to post them in


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61442 on: May 12, 2016, 07:55:15 PM »
Baseball is dumb.

Royals have 3 runs on 8 hits.

Yanks have 5 runs on 3 hits.

Dumb.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61443 on: May 12, 2016, 08:35:57 PM »
this team may not win another game this season.  the good news is that nothing.


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61444 on: May 12, 2016, 08:37:57 PM »
our designated hitter has reinvented himself as our designated out getter



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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61445 on: May 12, 2016, 08:38:21 PM »
Just sad that we have to bring this piece of crap Wang into a game late that is still winnable.  Allows 2 of Kennedy runners to score cause he blows

19 runners allowed in 11.0 Innings.  He hasn't shown me anything since being a Royal.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61446 on: May 12, 2016, 08:45:33 PM »
this team may not win another game this season.  the good news is that nothing.

We will beat the braves at least once at home.
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61447 on: May 12, 2016, 08:46:17 PM »
Just sad that we have to bring this piece of crap Wang into a game late that is still winnable.  Allows 2 of Kennedy runners to score cause he blows

19 runners allowed in 11.0 Innings.  He hasn't shown me anything since being a Royal.

When Kennedy is the only starter that can go more than 5 innings, it makes it tougher on our middle relief guys.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61448 on: May 12, 2016, 09:01:41 PM »
Is the new reality that we've been playing with a team of guys who've just hugely overachieved the past couple years?
Maybe most of the team, including pitching, has played above their career averages?


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #61449 on: May 12, 2016, 09:06:31 PM »
Well if this ship is going to turn around, we are going to have to sweep the Braves.


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