The Royals

[sys]

how many millions would you leave on the table to retire as a hometown hero?

zero dollars.  the hometown discount will be the value of the qo pick, no more.

[sys]

aoki is available again.  a team could do a lot worse.

[sys]

Someone punch mellinger in his fat face for me

you don't have to be a scout to notice how slow gordon is these days.

[Cartierfor3]

Someone punch mellinger in his fat face for me

you don't have to be a scout to notice how slow gordon is these days.

It was uncomfortable to watch at times.

[slobber]

Someone punch mellinger in his fat face for me

you don't have to be a scout to notice how slow gordon is these days.

It was uncomfortable to watch at times.

greater than a 5% chance he heals and regains all of his speed before April?


Gonna win 'em all!

[Rage Against the McKee]

Someone punch mellinger in his fat face for me

you don't have to be a scout to notice how slow gordon is these days.

It was uncomfortable to watch at times.

greater than a 5% chance he heals and regains all of his speed before April?


Gonna win 'em all!

No. Even without the injury, he's at an age where he will be a little bit slower and a little bit worse every year.

[ksupamplemousse]

aoki is available again.  a team could do a lot worse.

Could be had on the way cheap. Was there any bad blood at the end of his time here?

[Tobias]

no bad blood from me

[Cartierfor3]

Nori was on the 2014 Royals. Everyone who was has a special place in CF3's heart. But I'd like to shoot higher.

[star seed 7]

I love aoki

[JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross]

Pay Zobrist. Dyson in Right. Sign a LF/Platoon Orlando in left. Let Omar go it's not our money.

Esky
Zobs
Cain
Hoz
Morales
Moose
Sal
Dyson
Orlando/Platoon

[wetwillie]

Pay Zobrist. Dyson in Right. Sign a LF/Platoon Orlando in left. Let Omar go it's not our money.

Esky
Zobs
Cain
Hoz
Morales
Moose
Sal
Dyson
Orlando/Platoon

thats good enough to win the division again if we can shore up the rotation.  Yordano, volquez, medlen, young, Duffy probably isn't good enough. 

[420seriouscat69]

Pay Zobrist. Dyson in Right. Sign a LF/Platoon Orlando in left. Let Omar go it's not our money.

Esky
Zobs
Cain
Hoz
Morales
Moose
Sal
Dyson
Orlando/Platoon

It is our money. I don't think you understand how baseball contracts work.

[JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross]

Pay Zobrist. Dyson in Right. Sign a LF/Platoon Orlando in left. Let Omar go it's not our money.

Esky
Zobs
Cain
Hoz
Morales
Moose
Sal
Dyson
Orlando/Platoon

It is our money. I don't think you understand how baseball contracts work.

Because you are spectacularly stupid, I mean that since he has a guaranteed contract the royals should just not play him.  Make up for that by having a cheap LF and RF if they aren't willing to spend more because of this. Man you are dumb.

[420seriouscat69]

He's like our 3rd highest paid, player, dumbass. They're not going to sit on millions and millions of dollars to have him watch from the bench, but yes, i'm the dumbass here.

[JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross]

He's like our 3rd highest paid, player, dumbass. They're not going to sit on millions and millions of dollars to have him watch from the bench, but yes, i'm the dumbass here.

Their 3rd highest paid player (Jeremy Guthrie) sure did a good job of watching from the bench this year so thank you for correctly pointing out you are in fact a dumbass.

[420seriouscat69]

Guthrie's contract is up, 'tard. Infante is signed till 2017, with a club option for 18'. JFC! 

http://www.rotoworld.com/teams/contracts/mlb/kc/

They're not sitting him for two years. Try again!

[Cartierfor3]

The starting 2nd baseman will be omar infante, assuming he's healthy. J Guts started a game as late in the season as September 22nd. With 2 years left, they'll try their darnest to get production from Infante

[Cartierfor3]

Zobrists had their baby everyone!!!!

[Rage Against the McKee]

I think Infante will play because he will be the best second baseman on the roster.

[420seriouscat69]

http://www.royalsreview.com/2015/11/6/9675242/a-look-at-the-royals-2016-payroll-situation

[Mrs. Gooch]

The WS stuff you can buy is pretty ridiculous.

That came across my Facebook feed, also these things...







Do I need any of these things?

[Mrs. Gooch]

Zobrists had their baby everyone!!!!

That baby needs a commemorative Precious Moments World Series figurine.

[Asteriskhead]

you should get the wizard of hoz shirt. you a gooch will look like a stud couple supporting our stud corner infielders.

[Benja]

I like how the wizard of hoz shirt is obscenely wrinkled. It's like, how do you want the pic of the shirt we are selling to look? Just crumple it up a few times toss it on the table and snap the picture.