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Re: The Royals
« Reply #43025 on: August 10, 2015, 10:14:24 PM »
I texted him and he never replied. :frown: Also, Ms. Wacky doesn't like that he can't speak English. My family, man! :frown:

dude what the.....
:frown:
She is Ms. Wacky, not Mrs. Wacky, so that one is on you, not family!  :horrorsurprise:
Man... :frown:
It's Royals, man! I'm just have a blast right now! :weirdrobert: :comeatme: :kcblue:

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #43026 on: August 10, 2015, 10:15:48 PM »
I texted him and he never replied. :frown: Also, Ms. Wacky doesn't like that he can't speak English. My family, man! :frown:

dude what the.....
:frown:
She is Ms. Wacky, not Mrs. Wacky, so that one is on you, not family!  :horrorsurprise:
Even then. Who you marry is a choice. I have no doubt you'll get her to become #1royal wacky.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #43027 on: August 10, 2015, 10:16:50 PM »
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #43028 on: August 10, 2015, 10:16:51 PM »
Did you guys see my Dayton boner reference? Seriously, that guy is in a room full of hookers and blow right now, and his dick is swinging like a rough ridin' telephone pole.
Well coke dick is a mothereffer. So I hope not.

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Re: The Royals
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #43030 on: August 10, 2015, 10:17:59 PM »

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how great does it feel to not have to mod much this year?

Its amazing. This thread is the best thing ever.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #43031 on: August 10, 2015, 10:19:34 PM »
And the lead is 12. 

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Re: The Royals
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Re: The Royals
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Re: The Royals
« Reply #43035 on: August 10, 2015, 10:30:19 PM »
Did Salvy give him a bath?

OOH MANNN!
It was awesome.
ESPN showed it in slow motion. Instagram pic is better, but was pretty great. LO's interview on ESPN was pretty great. He talked about how great Cueto is in the clubhouse. Then the douchebag in the studio makes his comment about Cueto not being a Royal next year because he is a 100% rental. Good lord dude, shut the eff up. We are kicking ass and our new pitcher just kicked ass all the way past taint and right to the balls. Let us have our fun!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #43036 on: August 10, 2015, 10:41:57 PM »
When one person, for whatever reason, has a chance to lead an exceptional life, he has no right to keep it to himself.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #43037 on: August 10, 2015, 10:54:37 PM »
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« Reply #43038 on: August 10, 2015, 11:00:19 PM »
I made a crappy video


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Re: The Royals
« Reply #43039 on: August 10, 2015, 11:07:08 PM »
I made a crappy video


That was a great video.  I especially liked his smile at Salvy after the bath. 

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #43040 on: August 11, 2015, 12:00:26 AM »
I made a crappy video


That was a great video.  I especially liked his smile at Salvy after the bath.
Yes, was great.
I picture it like Rocky IV. "If you can change, and I can change, and Wackycat's dad and gf change, we can all change!"

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #43041 on: August 11, 2015, 12:03:13 AM »
I made a crappy video


That was a great video.  I especially liked his smile at Salvy after the bath.
Yes, was great.
I picture it like Rocky IV. "If you can change, and I can change, and Wackycat's dad and gf change, we can all change!"

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #43042 on: August 11, 2015, 12:07:27 AM »
Let's keep all the players guys. All of them. Well maybe not Rios.

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #43043 on: August 11, 2015, 12:17:24 AM »

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #43044 on: August 11, 2015, 12:42:53 AM »
Let's keep all the players guys. All of them. Well maybe not Rios.

If Cueto works out as expected over the long haul this season (I think he will), we should work hard to keep him. The guy could be the first true ace we've had for a long time. That will, of course, strain the budget tremendously. We'd have to find teams willing to assume Rios' contract, and probably Infante's. Neither is a given.

Alex Gordon can opt out after this season, and most expect him to do so to test the free agent market. I suspect he'll move on if the money is right. As much as it pains me to say this, and although I love the guy, we've done damned well since Alex went down.

And I'd love to keep Zobrist, although doing so would require sacrifices of other players.

I think we'll see at season's end that Cueto and Zobrist will be guys we want to keep. The question will be, at what price? I hope we find a way to do it.

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« Reply #43045 on: August 11, 2015, 01:59:13 AM »
Cueto became the 2nd Royals pitcher to throw a shutout in his home debut.

The 1st came 2 weeks after "The pine tar game" 32 years ago (Eric Rasmussen)

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #43046 on: August 11, 2015, 02:04:57 AM »
guys, I just won the first Royals thread Dad-off

My dad was at game 7 in '85 and the Wild Card game last year and he loves Cueto.  Your dad had a nice showing CF3 but my dad will take it from here.

_33 we should have a father son day!  :Wha:

Agreed.  BTW my dad is also an elder at his church and votes Republican.  Is it possible we share a father?  Aren't you from Topeka?!

its unlikely. I'm not from topeka.

Does your Dad salt his potato chips? Mine does.

Oh, I may have been thinking of Stevesie.  I think he's from Topeka.

It's true! And what an honor to be confused with CartierFor3!!

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #43047 on: August 11, 2015, 02:17:15 AM »
Boy, the Roys just toyed with the Royals5 promo all night, didn't they? A guy on third, and Salvy's bbaarreeellly foul ball that would have been a 2 run homer.

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« Reply #43048 on: August 11, 2015, 06:21:38 AM »
Hos and Morales batting back to back 3+ times a game with Cueto on the mound will mean a win every time from here on out I think. How could it not?

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Re: The Royals
« Reply #43049 on: August 11, 2015, 07:53:37 AM »
As Cueto spoke to a group of reporters, Edinson Volquez, his former teammate in Cincinnati, piped up. Volquez had spent all season enjoying the devotion of this revitalized fanbase. Now he relayed the reality of Cueto’s new home.

“That’s how we do it in Kansas City, bro."