Obviously we cannot learn to speak other languages in this country, due to the fluoride in our water. However, if this were not the case, and we could indeed learn to speak another language, which would you choose?
I would choose Japanese. Many good reasons to speak Japanese. If my wife dies, I want to try and have sex with a Japanese chick, and I believe it would be easier to do if I could lie to them in their native tongue. Also, I am pretty athletic and wouldn't mind trying ninja school. Living in Japan would also be fun, because they have beer in their pop machines.