Hey folks

[MadCat]

Ancient goEMAW.com blessing: May your balls grow old like the mighty tortoise.

[asava]

bowl eligibility is not the fountain of youth.

[Brock Landers]

The only way we ever stop calling him Old Balls is when he becomes so old that it has to be changed to Young Balls.  It's one of those super-clever, ironic nicknames, like calling a really tall dude Shorty, or calling a fat guy Slim, etc.

I think he needs to at least be in his 80's before any name switch is made.

[Pittcat]

The only way we ever stop calling him Old Balls is when he becomes so old that it has to be changed to Young Balls.  It's one of those super-clever, ironic nicknames, like calling a really tall dude Shorty, or calling a fat guy Slim, etc.

I think he needs to at least be in his 80's before any name switch is made.

So what's the time frame to start calling jtksu the polar opposite of "blubbering jackass"?

[asava]

jtksu is totally cool with people of other races.

[chunkles]

FYI, fine coaching and fine aged ballsacks are not mutually exclusive. 

Please consider that "Old Balls" is also a term of endearment.  At times (such as this past weekend) we are endeared to his coaching, and by extension, his balls that are old. 

You will find that on this board, pejorative uses of "old balls" are actually quite seldom.  Context is key, as is an open mind/heart. 

We are all God's children, and some of us have ballsacks, and those of us with ballsacks will age, which the thought of that is just pretty rough ridin' funny sometimes.  <<<pretty sure one of the apostles said this.

[doingwork]

ok but beside the point shut the eff up before i'll make so stupid a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) would say your a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!). Now let mom back on the internet so she can do a webcam to make money for the family.

[Acceleration Man]

  Junk like this is why goEMAW exists. It's a  / relationship, people.

[Havs]

Junk like this is why goEMAW exists. It's a  / relationship, people.

Touchè

[CHONGS]

Junk like this is why goEMAW exists. It's a  / relationship, people.

Touchè

Its touché.  Your attempt at pretension has failed Whitey Corngood.

[Havs]

Junk like this is why goEMAW exists. It's a  / relationship, people.

Touchè

Its touché.  Your attempt at pretension has failed Whitey Corngood.

Do I get a D for Effort??

[CHONGS]

Junk like this is why goEMAW exists. It's a  / relationship, people.

Touchè

Its touché.  Your attempt at pretension has failed Whitey Corngood.

Do I get a D for Effort??

yes, but only one (1) fudge bar

[massofcatfan]

Rumblings of a scrotal transplant at age 42.

http://www.quackwatch.com/11Ind/brinkley.html   

The remarkable events I'm going to chronicle here would likely never have unfolded, in 1917, if young Dr. John Brinkley had not been hired as house doctor at the Swift meatpacking company, located in Kansas. He was dazzled by the vigorous mating activities of the goats destined for the slaughterhouse. A couple of years later, after Brinkley had gone into private practice in Milford, Kansas, a farmer named Stittsworth came to see him. Stittsworth complained of a sagging libido. Recalling the goats' frantic antics, the doctor semi-jokingly told his patient that what he needed was some goat glands. Stittsworth quickly responded, "So, Doc, put 'em in. Transplant 'em."

Most doctors would have ignored the bizarre request, but Brinkley was not like most doctors....

[kslim]

op thinks bill is the benjamon button of college football, well that just aint true son