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« on: November 11, 2010, 02:33:24 AM »
No more calling LHC Bill Snyder old balls. He prove even that with a team with major holes he can make it a bowl contender. So stop it. :curse: :chainsaw: :angryMJ: :bs:


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Re: Hey folks
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2010, 03:16:15 AM »
No more calling LHC Bill Snyder old balls. He prove even that with a team with major holes he can make it a bowl contender. So stop it. :curse: :chainsaw: :angryMJ: :bs:


That's true, but, it's like, his ballz are so old, ya know?

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« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2010, 03:30:13 AM »
His srotum is 70 yrs old, ergo OBz.
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« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2010, 06:26:05 AM »
Rumblings of a scrotal transplant at age 42.

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Re: Hey folks
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2010, 07:10:10 AM »
No more calling LHC Bill Snyder old balls. He prove even that with a team with major holes he can make it a bowl contender. So stop it. :curse: :chainsaw: :angryMJ: :bs:


That's true, but, it's like, his ballz are so old, ya know?

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« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2010, 08:01:42 AM »
No more calling LHC Bill Snyder old balls. He prove even that with a team with major holes he can make it a bowl contender. So stop it. :curse: :chainsaw: :angryMJ: :bs:

That'd be like us not making fun of you for having downs syndrome just because you won a chess tournament in junior high.

Seriously, we all have seen the pictures and know you have downs.

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« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2010, 08:08:55 AM »
what happens when you are the mean one? who takes care of it then?

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« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2010, 08:15:58 AM »
Ok the only thing that down is when i went down on your mom last night. The bitch doesn't know how to satisfy a real man. :eye:
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« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2010, 08:25:02 AM »
Ok the only thing that down is when i went down on your mom last night.

This may be the weirdest "yo mama" burn I've ever seen.
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« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2010, 08:28:27 AM »
yeah, i can't imagine why anyone would ever wanna go down on somebody's mom, especially considering the age of most of the posters here.   :barf:

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« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2010, 08:36:37 AM »
Well considering the fact she was a 2 dollar whore why not.  Also you saying your mom ugly wow what great son. Not.
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« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2010, 08:40:25 AM »
Well considering the fact she was a 2 dollar whore why not.  Also you saying your mom ugly wow what great son. Not.

You paid to give head?    :ck:

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« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2010, 09:07:43 AM »
what we've learned from this thread:

guys with down syndrome LOVE to pay old women to give them head.

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« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2010, 09:11:52 AM »
Well considering the fact she was a 2 dollar whore why not.  Also you saying your mom ugly wow what great son. Not.

This is actually a pretty strong argument against.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2010, 09:14:03 AM »
Well considering the fact she was a 2 dollar whore why not.  Also you saying your mom ugly wow what great son. Not.

This is actually a pretty strong argument against.

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« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2010, 09:14:50 AM »
dude, you never go down on a cheap whore. you might as well lick the floor of a taxi cab. you pay the cheap whore to go down on you, maybe even to go down on another cheap whore, but never ever go down on her...

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« Reply #17 on: November 11, 2010, 09:17:54 AM »
I think it's a term of affection. At least for me -- can't speak for the green nutz banner boys (how'd that go) on here.

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« Reply #18 on: November 11, 2010, 09:30:25 AM »
if you're really desperate enough for 2 dollar whore you should at least wrap up twice before checking in, and never let her slob on your knob. leter, despite your precautions, when it still burns when you piss, you should kill yourself.
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« Reply #19 on: November 11, 2010, 10:02:40 AM »
ok but beside the point shut the eff up before i'll make so stupid a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) would say your a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!). Now let mom back on the internet so she can do a webcam to make money for the family.
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« Reply #20 on: November 11, 2010, 10:04:27 AM »
KCnut:  BITB


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« Reply #22 on: November 11, 2010, 10:31:54 AM »
KCnut: possibly related to nosejob?   :dunno:

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Re: Hey folks
« Reply #23 on: November 11, 2010, 10:34:52 AM »
It's not like his balls got younger by making the Wildcats Bowl Eligible... If anything, they probably got older.

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« Reply #24 on: November 11, 2010, 10:35:47 AM »
It's not like his balls got younger by making the Wildcats Bowl Eligible... If anything, they probably got older.

IF ANYTHING, THEY PROBABLY GOT OLDER!