Dear giant douche on the front row in a purple blazer

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

I'm gald you front rowers are having fun that is what going to the games is all about. But I have a problem with you thinking your doing "crazy" things.  YOU ARE NOT BEING CRAZY, you are just dancing around to the music and wearing silly clothes.  Being crazy would be licking the stranger the row behind you after dumping nacho cheese in there lap.  I have not seen much "Crazy" antics so don't feel too good about your self, and a little less smiley smiley and more  .

And newspaper is a must, also I can direct you to some chickens for a particular game on our schedule.

"crazy" would be inciting Tim Floyd's wife into a physical altercation.

Yes, now we are getting it.  While we are at it we should probably try and find as much dirt on the other teams players and coaches and embelish the crap out of it.  Yell it loudly and angeryly.  Probably should take notes throughout the season and have note cards ready.

[the masta blasta]

LBG,

Refrain from standing and turning around to the entire student section and trying to get attention during sweet caroline.  Everyone knows the words, you are not special.  You look like an enormous a$shat and if this continues you may soon see me flying down 5-10 rows of bleachers to drop kick your face off.

Regards,
tmb

[WillieWatanabe]

This thread is pretty amazing.

[EllToPay]

I hate this thread so rough ridin' much.

I feel the exact same way, except opposite.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

This is very therapeutic... Good for everyone involved.

[Dugout DickStone]

What about that dude who brings flags to the games?!  amirite?  who does he think he is?

[EMAWmeister]

What about that dude who brings flags to the games?!  amirite?  who does he think he is?

He's showing the world our cultural diversity.

LBG just shows everyone that we have a lot of douchey white kids.

[Dugout DickStone]

What about that dude who brings flags to the games?!  amirite?  who does he think he is?

He's showing the world our cultural diversity.

LBG just shows everyone that we have a lot of douchey white kids.

The dude just wants attention if you ask me.  Running around cramming his cultural diversity down everyone's throat...

[WillieWatanabe]

What about that dude who brings flags to the games?!  amirite?  who does he think he is?

a bandwagon jumper if you ask me. "Oh look. Our fan favorite is from puerto rico, I must love him like everyone else!" :wavesflag:

"Oh look, We might have now have a dominant big, and he if from Columbia! I must love him too!" :wavesflag:

[skycat]

Important question about the front rowers:

Does the ginger guy in the bandanna take off his cat-in-the-hat hat during the pledge of allegiance and national anthem? If so, then I have no problem with those guys. But if not, then by god I'd like to walk down there and knock that hat right off him. If you are going to sit in the front row and represent my university, then you should show some respect.

 

  Veterans' Day is in two days, so you'd better watch your tone.

Compulsory displays of patriotism They're authoritarian and meaningless. Let me be patriotic in my own time and my own way.

[MakeItRain]

I hate this thread so rough ridin' much.

The appropriate use of :didnotread: made the previous nearly 7 shitty pages completely worth it.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Important question about the front rowers:

Does the ginger guy in the bandanna take off his cat-in-the-hat hat during the pledge of allegiance and national anthem? If so, then I have no problem with those guys. But if not, then by god I'd like to walk down there and knock that hat right off him. If you are going to sit in the front row and represent my university, then you should show some respect.

 

  Veterans' Day is in two days, so you'd better watch your tone.

Compulsory displays of patriotism They're authoritarian and meaningless. Let me be patriotic in my own time and my own way.

Well, it was a parody post made after someone mentioned Fitz's palace. Nothing to get all butt hurt about.

[wabash909]

LBG,

Don't forget the newspapers.  This is very important.

Seriously.  Don't forget them.

Thanks

[jtksu]

If your dumbass can't be bothered to take a freaking hat off for like a minutes than you are a tremendous dick and a huge Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).  Do you bother to stop for funeral processions or moments of silence you POS?  Regardless it was a joke so that makes you an even bigger embarrassment to your family.

[skycat]

If your dumbass can't be bothered to take a freaking hat off for like a minutes than you are a tremendous dick and a huge Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).  Do you bother to stop for funeral processions or moments of silence you POS?  Regardless it was a joke so that makes you an even bigger embarrassment to your family.

Well, you're an embarrassment to this board, so we're all even.

[michigancat]

My only problem w/ LBG is he says life is too short to not spend an obscene amount of time waiting in line to watch EMAW sports.  Too me, life is too short to wait in line for a super long time.  I think there's a happy medium in there somewhere.  Otherwise, dougie on.

[Paul Moscow]

LBG,

Refrain from standing and turning around to the entire student section and trying to get attention during sweet caroline.  Everyone knows the words, you are not special.  You look like an enormous a$shat and if this continues you may soon see me flying down 5-10 rows of bleachers to drop kick your face off.

Regards,
tmb

This happens? Guys does this happen? I'm switching sides if this is true.

[EMAWmeister]

LBG,

Refrain from standing and turning around to the entire student section and trying to get attention during sweet caroline.  Everyone knows the words, you are not special.  You look like an enormous a$shat and if this continues you may soon see me flying down 5-10 rows of bleachers to drop kick your face off.

Regards,
tmb

This happens? Guys does this happen? I'm switching sides if this is true.

Happened at the CTR

[T42YS]

IDEA:

maybe don't worry about what others think.  Maybe, just try to do your PERSONAL BEST EACH AND EVERY DAY.

This post needs much, much more credit.

[scottwildcat]

LBG,

Don't forget the newspapers.  This is very important.

Seriously.  Don't forget them.

Thanks

[Johnny Thunderbone]

Yes, now we are getting it.  While we are at it we should probably try and find as much dirt on the other teams players and coaches and embelish the cac out of it.  Yell it loudly and angeryly.  Probably should take notes throughout the season and have note cards ready.

#12 for James Madison's name is Humpty.

[SwiftCat]

Pretty incredible that this thread has made it to 8 pages.

Lots of         

[scottwildcat]

Pretty incredible that this thread has made it to 8 pages.

Lots of         

it needs more newspaper

[SwiftCat]

Faith. It's what scott needs more of.


The newspaper will be taken care of. You just need to have faith.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

Yes, now we are getting it.  While we are at it we should probably try and find as much dirt on the other teams players and coaches and embelish the cac out of it.  Yell it loudly and angeryly.  Probably should take notes throughout the season and have note cards ready.

#12 for James Madison's name is Humpty.

Yes, we have a good start, now does humpty have multiple children from different mothers?  Oh, who cares he does now!  Go get em cats fans.  We need more K-Statriots for recon on this

Thanks Johnny Thunderbone you are a true EMAW.