The problem with hoping for elite coaches to do something scandalous and fall into our grimy, welcoming laps is that they'd have to do something pretty terrible that may just completely eliminate them from all future consideration. Like Urban Meyer molesting a kid or something. Maybe something like Brian Kelly getting busted on a bender with some strippers would work (like that WSU coach who almost went to Bama). Even then, there'd still be other programs willing to take him in ahead of us, though.