Winters!!!

[SkinnyBenny]

Munch a lot beforehand because you won't have a clue how to screw well.

True, it's gonna take you at least 5 times to get in a decent rhythm with this chick.  At least. 

[kstatefreak42]

Doggy!

[ChiComCat]

Use your thumb

[DQ12]

Think of it this way Winters, you two are both, what 14 or 15?  Whatever age, you're both virgins.  So, no matter what you do, she'll have no idea whether it was even sex or not, much less whether or not it was any good.  You could go out, buy her an ice cream cone, punch her in the mouth, light up a Pall Mall and then say "So was it good for you?"  And she'd be like "Yeah I think so."

[ChiComCat]

Forget my advice earlier Wintz.  Do the domestic violence/ice cream thing that Dlew does.

[Winters]

What about Rufies?

[Panjandrum]

What about Rufies?

 

Not a good idea, son.  Not a good idea.

[Winters]

What about Rufies?

 

Not a good idea, son.  Not a good idea.

[TBL]

What about Rufies?

      

[doom]

What about Rufies?

Rufies are for pussies.  My vote is for the ice-cream maneuver.  Old classics never die. 

[CHONGS]

Think of it this way Winters, you two are both, what 14 or 15?  Whatever age, you're both virgins.  So, no matter what you do, she'll have no idea whether it was even sex or not, much less whether or not it was any good.  You could go out, buy her an ice cream cone, punch her in the mouth, light up a Pall Mall and then say "So was it good for you?"  And she'd be like "Yeah I think so."

Dlew, dlew, dlew, not every one lost their virginity the same way you did.

[Havs]

Man, this thread was beautiful.