Author Topic: Winters!!! (Read 9572 times)

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #25 on:** October 21, 2010, 09:40:37 AM »

has to be a fb update.

"storm"nut · « **Reply #26 on:** October 21, 2010, 09:43:07 AM »

Quote from: Trim on October 21, 2010, 09:28:29 AM

Quote from: T42YS on October 21, 2010, 07:12:14 AM
Quote from: Trim on October 21, 2010, 06:26:39 AM
What did I miss here?

Winters, good luck. We're all counting on you.

:DidNotHelp:

How about now.

Havs · « **Reply #27 on:** October 21, 2010, 09:47:12 AM »

Soon to be Winters:

Panjandrum · « **Reply #28 on:** October 21, 2010, 09:54:34 AM »

Winters...sage advice.

Before this all goes down, have a couple of beers. That way, when she tells people you suck, you can say, "But I was drunk."

Now, you may be drunk or you may not be, but that's irrelevant. This will increase your chances with other women after she starts smearing your good name.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #29 on:** October 21, 2010, 10:00:13 AM »

i'm getting nervous for him

Panjandrum · « **Reply #30 on:** October 21, 2010, 10:01:52 AM »

Quote from: OK_Cat on October 21, 2010, 10:00:13 AM

i'm getting nervous for him

Maybe we should all drink.

PandaXpanda · « **Reply #31 on:** October 21, 2010, 10:06:18 AM »

it's imperative that you clean out the pipes multiple times before travelling down this road.

T42YS · « **Reply #32 on:** October 21, 2010, 10:20:34 AM »

Poster classifications for this thread:

Winterz: Captain Underpants
PandaXPanda: Christine O'Donnell Hit List Candidate #6
Haverhill: Naval admiral of the Iowa seas
Trim: Taco John's Shift Manager

OK_Cat · « **Reply #33 on:** October 21, 2010, 10:23:26 AM »

Quote from: T42YS on October 21, 2010, 10:20:34 AM

Poster classifications for this thread:

Winterz: Captain Underpants
PandaXPanda: Christine O'Donnell Hit List Candidate #6
Haverhill: Naval admiral of the Iowa seas
Trim: Taco John's Shift Manager

As the goEMAW.com Director of Poster Relations, I want to congratulate you on taking your job seriously. Doing a great job, bucco.

Here's a gold star.

T42YS · « **Reply #34 on:** October 21, 2010, 10:28:00 AM »

Panjandrum · « **Reply #35 on:** October 21, 2010, 10:29:15 AM »

Quote from: OK_Cat on October 21, 2010, 10:23:26 AM

Quote from: T42YS on October 21, 2010, 10:20:34 AM
Poster classifications for this thread:

Winterz: Captain Underpants
PandaXPanda: Christine O'Donnell Hit List Candidate #6
Haverhill: Naval admiral of the Iowa seas
Trim: Taco John's Shift Manager

As the goEMAW.com Director of Poster Relations, I want to congratulate you on taking your job seriously. Doing a great job, bucco.

Here's a gold star.

True, really enjoying these.

Pete · « **Reply #36 on:** October 21, 2010, 10:33:31 AM »

Quote from: PandaXpanda on October 21, 2010, 10:06:18 AM

it's imperative that you clean out the pipes multiple times before travelling down this road.

He means masturbate a bunch.

Trim · « **Reply #37 on:** October 21, 2010, 10:43:07 AM »

Hey tards, I understand winters is about to get laid (not that surpising as he's been pak'n a lot lately and likely wearing his goEMAW pin). What I want to know is what happened that prompted Havs to start a thread on it.

Panjandrum · « **Reply #38 on:** October 21, 2010, 10:51:30 AM »

Quote from: Trim on October 21, 2010, 10:43:07 AM

Hey tards, I understand winters is about to get laid (not that surpising as he's been pak'n a lot lately and likely wearing his goEMAW pin). What I want to know is what happened that prompted Havs to start a thread on it.

Does Havs have a sister?

Maybe they met at Farmageddon???

OK_Cat · « **Reply #39 on:** October 21, 2010, 11:03:23 AM »

I'm 100% sure that Hav's sister smells like moldy water. NO WAY that a pak'r would touch a stinky moldwater girl.

NXL · « **Reply #40 on:** October 21, 2010, 11:08:51 AM »

Winters ... start counting all the prime numbers in your head while you're doing it, then do times tables with 17 and 19 (ex: 17 x 2 = 34; 17 x 3 = 51, etc.). Believe it or not, it takes your mind of how long you're lasting with her, and you actually last longer. When she starts talking, the girls will line up like Husker fans at a soup line.

CNS · « **Reply #41 on:** October 21, 2010, 11:36:23 AM »

If you want her to talk you up to her friends, all you have to do is tip her more than you normally would.

Havs · « **Reply #42 on:** October 21, 2010, 01:25:44 PM »

Quote from: OK_Cat on October 21, 2010, 11:03:23 AM

I'm 100% sure that Hav's sister smells like moldy water. NO WAY that a pak'r would touch a stinky moldwater girl.

Only Child.

Trim · « **Reply #43 on:** October 21, 2010, 01:41:20 PM »

Quote from: Haverhill on October 21, 2010, 01:25:44 PM

Quote from: OK_Cat on October 21, 2010, 11:03:23 AM
I'm 100% sure that Hav's sister smells like moldy water. NO WAY that a pak'r would touch a stinky moldwater girl.

Only Child.

Hey Havs, what prompted you to start a thread about Winters' upcoming sexing up of a lucky girl?

CNS · « **Reply #44 on:** October 21, 2010, 02:04:54 PM »

Quote from: Trim on October 21, 2010, 01:41:20 PM

Quote from: Haverhill on October 21, 2010, 01:25:44 PM
Quote from: OK_Cat on October 21, 2010, 11:03:23 AM
I'm 100% sure that Hav's sister smells like moldy water. NO WAY that a pak'r would touch a stinky moldwater girl.

Only Child.

Hey Havs, what prompted you to start a thread about Winters' upcoming sexing up of a lucky ~~girl~~ ISU poster?

jtksu · « **Reply #45 on:** October 21, 2010, 02:26:53 PM »

Don't forget to talk to the little man in the canoe!

ChiComCat · « **Reply #46 on:** October 21, 2010, 05:03:17 PM »

Quote from: NXL on October 21, 2010, 11:08:51 AM

Winters ... start counting all the prime numbers in your head while you're doing it, then do times tables with 17 and 19 (ex: 17 x 2 = 34; 17 x 3 = 51, etc.). Believe it or not, it takes your mind of how long you're lasting with her, and you actually last longer. When she starts talking, the girls will line up like Husker fans at a soup line.

Generally, I have a better time sexing a girl then I have doing math. So I usually focus on the sexing

raquetcat · « **Reply #47 on:** October 21, 2010, 06:14:22 PM »

wintz, please post play by play updates in this thread while you're sexing up your girl, and the more experienced goEMAW community can post tips and tricks for you to enjoy your sexing more

KITNfury · « **Reply #48 on:** October 21, 2010, 06:37:34 PM »

Munch a lot beforehand because you won't have a clue how to screw well.

jtksu · « **Reply #49 on:** October 21, 2010, 06:39:42 PM »

I would highly recommend the "diagonal thrust" technique. They can't get enough of that crap.

Author Topic: Winters!!! (Read 9572 times)

yoga-like_abana

T42YS

T42YS

NXL