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Winters!!!
« on: October 20, 2010, 09:16:58 PM »
GO FOR IT!!! Theres nothing a girl likes more than a dude who holds up a goEMAW.com Katpak head on National TV. 


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Re: Winters!!!
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2010, 09:31:41 PM »
GO FOR IT WINTZ!!!!
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Re: Winters!!!
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2010, 09:34:31 PM »
 :facepalm:
Best #heel and/or #babyface on this blogsite



If it were up to me, Wintz would be on a fan scholarship, full ride.

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Re: Winters!!!
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2010, 09:40:14 PM »
Winters, do you need some guy-to-guy advice?  Get her drunk.
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Winters!!!
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2010, 09:40:59 PM »
It's ok, Winters. Someday, you'll get some poon.

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Havs!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2010, 09:44:04 PM »
 :flush:
Best #heel and/or #babyface on this blogsite



If it were up to me, Wintz would be on a fan scholarship, full ride.

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Re: Winters!!!
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2010, 09:45:35 PM »
Winters has more game than Ben Roethlisberger....  :gocho:

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Re: Winters!!!
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2010, 09:49:26 PM »
YOU CAN DO IT!



YES!

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Re: Winters!!!
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2010, 09:51:23 PM »
If she seems a bit skanky, just PIITB.  Don't want to knock up some slut.

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Re: Winters!!!
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2010, 09:52:52 PM »
If she seems a bit skanky, just PIITB.  Don't want to knock up some slut.

Excellent point. Can't deny this logic.

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Re: Winters!!!
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2010, 10:06:55 PM »
I can ask her if she thinks you're hot if that helps

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Re: Winters!!!
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2010, 10:09:09 PM »
we're all talking about TBL's daughter.

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Re: Winters!!!
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2010, 10:24:19 PM »
we're all talking about TBL's daughter.

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Umm, no. She'd castrate him if he tried. Absolutely no doubt about that. Sorry, Winters.

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Re: Winters!!!
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2010, 10:39:35 PM »
If she seems a bit skanky, just PIITB.  Don't want to knock up some slut.

Excellent point. Can't deny this logic.

FYI - She may be offended by the offer.  However, be persistent.  It pays off in the end.

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Re: Winters!!!
« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2010, 01:10:38 AM »
Looks like a homecoming queen, but you can for sure get her bro. I mean, you are the winterz.. <3 ya. :kstatriot:

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Re: Winters!!!
« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2010, 06:26:39 AM »
What did I miss here?

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Re: Winters!!!
« Reply #16 on: October 21, 2010, 07:12:14 AM »
What did I miss here?

Winters, good luck. We're all counting on you.


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Re: Winters!!!
« Reply #17 on: October 21, 2010, 08:55:58 AM »
is Winters taking one for the team:users:

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Re: Winters!!!
« Reply #18 on: October 21, 2010, 09:24:19 AM »
I remember when Winterz was just a boy.  Now he's on the verge of becoming a man.

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Re: Winters!!!
« Reply #19 on: October 21, 2010, 09:25:16 AM »
Wintz, make sure you don't wash your hands after. We'll let jtksu smell them at the next pak'r for confirmation.

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Re: Winters!!!
« Reply #20 on: October 21, 2010, 09:25:56 AM »


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: Winters!!!
« Reply #21 on: October 21, 2010, 09:28:29 AM »
What did I miss here?

Winters, good luck. We're all counting on you.



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Re: Winters!!!
« Reply #22 on: October 21, 2010, 09:35:34 AM »
Wintz, make sure you don't wash your hands after. We'll let jtksu smell them at the next pak'r for confirmation.

would jtksu know what he was smelling :dunno:

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Re: Winters!!!
« Reply #23 on: October 21, 2010, 09:36:16 AM »
What did I miss here?

Winters, good luck. We're all counting on you.



What are the odds that someone Winters' age even understands this reference?  Wasn't that movie made like 10-15 years before he was born?

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Re: Winters!!!
« Reply #24 on: October 21, 2010, 09:39:28 AM »
What did I miss here?

from what i have gathered, young winterz is about to embark on a trip into manhood.  a young lady (cannot confirm or deny her attractiveness) has caught his eye and he is ready to consumate the relationship the old fashion way.  he may or may not wear the katpak head while giving it to her.  it will, no doubt, be the best 32 seconds of his young life.

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