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Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #25 on: October 18, 2010, 01:48:18 PM »
shazbot! all of you old losers who still watch MTV.  crap sucks.
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Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #26 on: October 18, 2010, 03:50:50 PM »
2 hour Teen Mom reunion special tomorrow night!  :excited:  I hate Catelyn's mom.
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Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #27 on: October 18, 2010, 07:03:17 PM »
Quote from: KSU_foo on October 18, 2010, 03:50:50 PM
2 hour Teen Mom reunion special tomorrow night!  :excited:  I hate Catelyn's mom.


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Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #28 on: October 18, 2010, 07:09:47 PM »
Grow up and deal with it chump.
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Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #29 on: October 18, 2010, 07:29:38 PM »
Become incredibly obsessed with the show yourself.  Research all the characters and act way too into it.  Talk her ear off during the show about what is going on and create some serious discussions about the show.  DO NOT give her the vibe that you are kidding.  When she sees how obsessed YOU are she will stop watching.
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Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #30 on: October 18, 2010, 09:56:45 PM »
Your real problem is only having one tv.   :users:
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Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #31 on: October 18, 2010, 10:34:31 PM »
two words

"doggy style"
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Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #32 on: October 19, 2010, 01:42:13 AM »
Stop being such an attention-hog and let her do her thing. Get over yourself.
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Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #33 on: October 19, 2010, 01:46:46 AM »
Quote from: Pexikan on October 19, 2010, 01:42:13 AM
Stop being such an attention-hog and let her do her thing. Get over yourself.

I'm going to imagine Machete reading your posts from now on.
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Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #34 on: October 19, 2010, 06:36:57 AM »
My wife does the same with the E channel.  I make it so awful for her while she is watching that she now changes it every time I walk in the room.   :gocho:
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Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #35 on: October 19, 2010, 08:06:41 AM »
Quote from: Pexikan on October 19, 2010, 01:42:13 AM
Stop being such an attention-hog and let her do her thing. Get over yourself.

 :confused:  It's annoying as crap.  Horrible television. 
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Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #36 on: October 19, 2010, 08:21:17 AM »
Quote from: SkinnyBenny on October 19, 2010, 08:06:41 AM
Quote from: Pexikan on October 19, 2010, 01:42:13 AM
Stop being such an attention-hog and let her do her thing. Get over yourself.

 :confused:  It's annoying as crap.  Horrible television. 

fwiw, my wife has an incredibly stressful job. When she comes home, she wants to watch ridiculous crap to unwind. I don't blame her at all. I'm fine with Kardashians and a few others, but when she's watching "So you think you can dance," I'm activating the "picture and picture" feature on our tv (did I say picture IN picture? No. I did not) and playing some ps3. That way, you still get credit for sitting next to her, but you don't have to watch stupid stuff (you just have to throw in a few "that was crazy/amazing/completely out-of-line/adorable comments...similar to most phone conversations).
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Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #37 on: October 19, 2010, 08:26:17 AM »
That's actually a good point, and I can kind of agree with it.  But why can't they just drink heavily to unwind like normal people?  :dunno:
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Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
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Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #39 on: October 19, 2010, 01:04:28 PM »
I had MTV and VH1 blocked on my tv in college. Whenever girls were hanging out at the house they'd always be confused and angry when they couldn't find them.  :gocho:
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Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #40 on: October 19, 2010, 01:06:01 PM »
Quote from: SkinnyBenny on October 19, 2010, 08:26:17 AM
That's actually a good point, and I can kind of agree with it.  But why can't they just drink heavily to unwind like normal people?  :dunno:

Well, this is also an excellent point. Except that you're expecting a woman to act like a normal person/man. To quote my 99-year old grandpa (who died last Thursday):

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Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #41 on: October 19, 2010, 01:20:12 PM »
Probably should put that on his tombstone, that's brilliant.







......Did he live long enough to watch the KU Thunderhawks turn Carson Coffman into the greatest QB of all-time?   :embarrassed:
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Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #42 on: October 19, 2010, 01:30:17 PM »
Quote from: SkinnyBenny on October 19, 2010, 01:20:12 PM
Probably should put that on his tombstone, that's brilliant.

......Did he live long enough to watch the KU Thunderhawks turn Carson Coffman into the greatest QB of all-time?   :embarrassed:

Sadly, no. Died that afternoon.

True story: In his last two hours, he specifically told my dad to tell me that if I wanted to show him my respects, I wouldn't skip work and waste money on an over-priced last-minute plane ticket.

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Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #43 on: October 19, 2010, 01:43:35 PM »
Weird. 

Now back to business!   :party:

Teen Mom sucks, and 16 & Pregnant sucks, and Jersey Shore is super fake, and it sucks too, and anybody who is over 20 and still watches that crap must be a mental midget. 

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Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #44 on: October 19, 2010, 01:52:08 PM »
Maybe consider books? It makes the wife feel like she's so uninteresting that you're ignoring her for a book (HINT: this even works on smart women). SECOND HINT: Always ignore the first question when she asks "what are you reading" or makes some random comment about the terrible show she's watching. Hear it, count to five, then look up and say (as convincingly as possible): "Oh...I'm sorry. What did you say, babe?"

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Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #45 on: October 19, 2010, 02:06:53 PM »
Your grandpa sounds like a real bad person.
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Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #46 on: October 19, 2010, 02:12:20 PM »
Quote from: Chingon on October 19, 2010, 02:06:53 PM
Your grandpa sounds like a real bad person.

Huge bad person. But he never put up with the crap that Skinnybenny's putting up with.
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Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #47 on: October 19, 2010, 02:37:20 PM »
Quote from: felix rex on October 19, 2010, 02:12:20 PM
Quote from: Chingon on October 19, 2010, 02:06:53 PM
Your grandpa sounds like a real bad person.

Huge bad person. But he never put up with the crap that Skinnybenny's putting up with.
Bully for him? :dunno: 

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Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #48 on: October 19, 2010, 06:48:35 PM »
Quote from the kitchen AS I'M READING THIS:

"Guess what's on toniiiiiiight?  Dr. Drew talks to Teen Mommmm...   :fatty: "


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Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #49 on: October 19, 2010, 07:11:49 PM »
Why don't you quit being such a school boy bitch and tell her how you feel about these shows.
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