Author Topic: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?  (Read 11324 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline SkinnyBenny

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 16748
  • good time rock-n-roll plastic banana FM type
    • View Profile
What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« on: October 17, 2010, 10:06:56 PM »
It's nothing but Teen Mom and Jersey Shore and 16 and Pregnant over here.  All day, every day.  Help.  

Related question: when is a person too old to constantly watch MTV?


(Want to get rid of the ad? Register now for free!)
« Last Edit: October 17, 2010, 10:08:48 PM by SkinnyBenny »
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

Offline gokatgo

  • Combo-Fan
  • **
  • Posts: 581
    • View Profile
Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2010, 10:31:47 PM »
You've lost, next time man up from the begining

Offline hemmy

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 6676
  • RIP The After Party
    • View Profile
Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2010, 10:33:10 PM »
Time to eat her children.

Offline fatty fat fat

  • Katpak'r
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ***
  • Posts: 3020
    • View Profile
Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2010, 10:35:49 PM »
It's nothing but Teen Mom and Jersey Shore and 16 and Pregnant over here.  All day, every day.  Help.  

Related question: when is a person too old to constantly watch MTV?

goodness gracias.

Offline SkinnyBenny

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 16748
  • good time rock-n-roll plastic banana FM type
    • View Profile
Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2010, 10:47:05 PM »
It's hard for me to say anything because I completely monopolize the TV all f***ing day on Saturdays for college football games.  But seriously, how the hell can people watch this crap?  It's the exact same bullcrap every episode. Oh, and to top it off, they always have the teen moms narrate in the first person during scene changes as if they're just speaking off the cuff, but you can tell they're just reading what the producers wrote for them.  It's super obvious because these chicks CANNOT read aloud (are basically illiterate).  HORRIBLE.


 :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush: :flush:
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

Offline Jeffy

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 1590
  • Hello Wilbur.
    • View Profile
Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2010, 10:47:37 PM »
Disconnect cable?

Offline SkinnyBenny

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 16748
  • good time rock-n-roll plastic banana FM type
    • View Profile
Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2010, 10:48:15 PM »
Can't, gotta watch the QuazzuKqahtsz.
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

Offline Jeffy

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 1590
  • Hello Wilbur.
    • View Profile
Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2010, 10:50:22 PM »
Can't, gotta watch the QuazzuKqahtsz.

You don't have to sign up for the MTV/Lifetime/HGTV Tier.

Offline hemmy

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 6676
  • RIP The After Party
    • View Profile
Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2010, 10:51:36 PM »
Most cable companies bundle that along with the sports channels

Offline SkinnyBenny

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 16748
  • good time rock-n-roll plastic banana FM type
    • View Profile
Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2010, 10:53:18 PM »
Doesn't matter, not worth getting off-topic.  Just tell me how to fix this.

"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

Offline jtksu

  • definitely not a racist piece of shit
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 3673
    • View Profile
Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2010, 11:17:20 PM »
MTV/VH1 are on rough ridin' basic cable, you're not getting away from them.  If you wife is out of highschool, and I certainly hope she is, she is too old to watch MTV.  I suggest a heavy dose of humiliation inducing personal attacks and a wee bit of the back of your hand.  Feel free to PM TBL if you need bail money.

Offline pike

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 5138
  • BIG GREEN EGG!!!!
    • View Profile
Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2010, 11:37:27 PM »
If your gf watches teen mom and jersey shore all day you should dump her. She must be very unintelligent

Offline WillieWatanabe

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 19406
  • We'll always have Salt Lake
    • View Profile
Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2010, 11:46:06 PM »
Put a child block on those channels :dunno:
Sometimes I think of the Book of Job and how God likes to really eff with people.
- chunkles

Offline FP TC etc.

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 2301
  • USA! USA! USA!
    • View Profile
Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2010, 12:21:27 AM »
Just hit her.

Offline DQ12

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 22787
  • #TeamChestHair
    • View Profile
Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2010, 02:29:24 AM »
I enjoy watching all shows mentioned in this thread.  Sorry it's not all Sportscenter reruns/CSPAN for you squares.


"You want to stand next to someone and not be able to hear them, walk your ass into Manhattan, Kansas." - [REDACTED]

Offline Jeffy

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 1590
  • Hello Wilbur.
    • View Profile
Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2010, 08:43:44 AM »
Put a child block on those channels :dunno:

This would work. 

Offline steve dave

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 88660
  • Romantic Fist Attachment
    • View Profile
Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2010, 08:52:29 AM »
I enjoy watching all shows mentioned in this thread.  Sorry it's not all Sportscenter reruns/CSPAN for you squares.

Yep, if anything I watch more mtv than Mrs. Dave

Offline Saulbadguy

  • Administrator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 9939
  • what
    • View Profile
Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #17 on: October 18, 2010, 09:03:57 AM »
PI her.
Where did you get that overnight bag?

Offline OK_Cat

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 16224
  • Hey
    • View Profile
Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #18 on: October 18, 2010, 09:10:20 AM »
my wife watches all of that stuff and i watch it with her and give constant high fives. 

OK_Cat loves all shows mentioned.

Offline SkinnyBenny

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 16748
  • good time rock-n-roll plastic banana FM type
    • View Profile
Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #19 on: October 18, 2010, 09:12:05 AM »
If your gf watches teen mom and jersey shore all day you should dump her. She must be very unintelligent

She's not unintelligent at all.  Quite smart, actually.  That's what's so vexing about this!   :bang:
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

Offline _33

  • The Inventor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 10549
    • View Profile
Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #20 on: October 18, 2010, 09:13:50 AM »
I only watch MTV2.

Offline CNS

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 38108
  • I'm Athletes
    • View Profile
Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #21 on: October 18, 2010, 09:20:32 AM »
Gotta make her feel bad about it as a person.

Watch it with her and constantly put down the show, the people on it, what the people on the show are doing, and "the people" who watch those shows.  Gotta be somewhat subtle.  It may take a month or so, but eventually it will stick.

Gotta do this right.  Any other way will only provide temporary results.  

Ingrain it in her mind that those shows are horrible, or some bs.  That way, when other shows similar to that come out, she will relate them to these shows and not want to watch the new ones either.

If done right, it kinda turns out like a Pavlovian(sp) thing.


Offline bakerman

  • Big Salt Spokesperson
  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 1698
    • View Profile
Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #22 on: October 18, 2010, 10:52:00 AM »
with dlew, sd, and ok on this one. can't seem to get myself to even turn the channel from mtv!

to help fix your problem though, you could grow a nutsack and get a second tv...

Offline Kat Kid

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 20997
    • View Profile
Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #23 on: October 18, 2010, 10:56:53 AM »
Most cable companies bundle that along with the sports channels

Well not if you pay in cash from your envelope and negotiate with them.

Offline ew2x4

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 3918
    • View Profile
Re: What do you do if your girlfriend/wife watches MTV constantly?
« Reply #24 on: October 18, 2010, 11:43:11 AM »
I honestly can't believe MTV is still around.