2011 Recruiting Thread

[SleepFighter]

"Hey, this 5 star player doesn't even work that hard, imagine how good he's going to be after I whip him into shape." 

Nonsense!  If they have a history of laziness, I can't work with them!

Sincerely,

Curtis Kelly's coach

yeah, if anything our staff should be recruiting the most talented and lazy players out there given their history. 

We need them to hit rock bottom first.  Rehab doesn't work otherwise.

[Sugar Dick]

sign me up for the bitchy 5 stars that can win championships.

would rather have to overlook questionable work ethic than to not make the NCAA's. 

Billy Donovan, is that you?  BTW, nice work with all those 5 stars!

[Sugar Dick]

"Hey, this 5 star player doesn't even work that hard, imagine how good he's going to be after I whip him into shape." 

Nonsense!  If they have a history of laziness, I can't work with them!

Sincerely,

Curtis Kelly's coach

yeah, if anything our staff should be recruiting the most talented and lazy players out there given their history. 

I can roll with this 

Don't they have to be transfers though?

[michigancat]

"Hey, this 5 star player doesn't even work that hard, imagine how good he's going to be after I whip him into shape." 

Nonsense!  If they have a history of laziness, I can't work with them!

Sincerely,

Curtis Kelly's coach

yeah, if anything our staff should be recruiting the most talented and lazy players out there given their history. 

I can roll with this 

Don't they have to be transfers though?

beasley was a super-lazy head case.  Somehow he is again now that he's not playing for Frank.  With Frank, he was the greatest thing to ever happen to basketball (that I like).

[chum1]

figger didn't mention an 11 pg? i guess you guys were way off on that one.

[CNS]

sign me up for the bitchy 5 stars that can win championships.

would rather have to overlook questionable work ethic than to not make the NCAA's. 

Billy Donovan, is that you?  BTW, nice work with all those 5 stars!

Thanks.  Always good to hear from well wishers.

Gotta tell you, those back-to-back NC's still feel REAL FRACKING GOOD!

Still poppin collars.

[doom]

figger didn't mention an 11 pg? i guess you guys were way off on that one.

He said we are done.   

Lock er down.   

[steve dave]

figger didn't mention an 11 pg? i guess you guys were way off on that one.

He said we are done.   

Lock er down.   

lol at anyone that believes the "we are done" talking point    What was he going to say?

[michigancat]

figger didn't mention an 11 pg? i guess you guys were way off on that one.

He said we are done.   

Lock er down.   

lol at anyone that believes the "we are done" talking point    What was he going to say?

"Recruit like you have 13 available"? 

[steve dave]

figger didn't mention an 11 pg? i guess you guys were way off on that one.

He said we are done.   

Lock er down.   

lol at anyone that believes the "we are done" talking point    What was he going to say?

"Recruit like you have 13 available"? 

"We are going to boot at least one of these losers off the team after the season"

[michigancat]

figger didn't mention an 11 pg? i guess you guys were way off on that one.

He said we are done.   

Lock er down.   

lol at anyone that believes the "we are done" talking point    What was he going to say?

"Recruit like you have 13 available"? 

"We are going to boot at least one of these losers off the team after the season"

"There are always uncertainties" 

[steve dave]

figger didn't mention an 11 pg? i guess you guys were way off on that one.

He said we are done.   

Lock er down.   

lol at anyone that believes the "we are done" talking point    What was he going to say?

"Recruit like you have 13 available"? 

"We are going to boot at least one of these losers off the team after the season"

"There are always uncertainties" 

"Martavious Irving sucks"

[michigancat]

figger didn't mention an 11 pg? i guess you guys were way off on that one.

He said we are done.   

Lock er down.   

lol at anyone that believes the "we are done" talking point    What was he going to say?

"Recruit like you have 13 available"? 

"We are going to boot at least one of these losers off the team after the season"

"There are always uncertainties" 

"Martavious Irving sucks"

 I can live with that.

[kso_FAN]

figger didn't mention an 11 pg? i guess you guys were way off on that one.

He said we are done.   

Lock er down.   

lol at anyone that believes the "we are done" talking point    What was he going to say?

"Recruit like you have 13 available"? 

"We are going to boot at least one of these losers off the team after the season"

"There are always uncertainties" 

"Martavious Irving sucks"

 I can live with that.

"There just aren't that many guys in this class that do things 'the right way'."

[CNS]

Prob is that Tay "fits"

Bye, Nick....it's been real.

[skycat]

Prob is that Tay "fits"

Bye, Nick....it's been real.

If Nick is as bad as he was last year, buh-bye.

[Sugar Dick]

sign me up for the bitchy 5 stars that can win championships.

would rather have to overlook questionable work ethic than to not make the NCAA's. 

Billy Donovan, is that you?  BTW, nice work with all those 5 stars!

Thanks.  Always good to hear from well wishers.

Gotta tell you, those back-to-back NC's still feel REAL FRACKING GOOD!

Still poppin collars.

Which of your NC players were 5-Star recruits, I can't remember?  

EPIC FAIL  

[Sugar Dick]

"Hey, this 5 star player doesn't even work that hard, imagine how good he's going to be after I whip him into shape." 

Nonsense!  If they have a history of laziness, I can't work with them!

Sincerely,

Curtis Kelly's coach

yeah, if anything our staff should be recruiting the most talented and lazy players out there given their history. 

I can roll with this 

Don't they have to be transfers though?

beasley was a super-lazy head case.  Somehow he is again now that he's not playing for Frank.  With Frank, he was the greatest thing to ever happen to basketball (that I like).

To be fair, Beasley was pretty lazy when he played for Frank, he was just miles ahead of everyone else on the floor.  Dude didn't play 5 minutes of defense that entire season.  Even as a lazy head case in the NBA he's scoring 15ppg and half the time doesn't even get to play the 4th quarter.

[michigancat]

sign me up for the bitchy 5 stars that can win championships.

would rather have to overlook questionable work ethic than to not make the NCAA's.  

Billy Donovan, is that you?  BTW, nice work with all those 5 stars!

Thanks.  Always good to hear from well wishers.

Gotta tell you, those back-to-back NC's still feel REAL FRACKING GOOD!

Still poppin collars.

Which of your NC players were 5-Star recruits, I can't remember?  

EPIC FAIL  

Which ones on last year's team were?  Boynton and ????

Just STFU, sugar dick.  Your incredible stupidity is obviously an act.  No one is as genuinely stupid as you.

[skycat]

Right after Figger told 5-star players they weren't wanted at our school, he began effusively praising Colon and Energy. Forget their statlines--they're amazingly hard workers, you see, and team leaders. You rabble can't see what they bring, but we can see it. Warm up your hard working two-stars that fit our mold, frackers!

 

[WillieWatanabe]

I'm going against my better judgment and say the staff is sandbagging it. 

[michigancat]

Right after Figger told 5-star players they weren't wanted at our school, he began effusively praising Colon and Energy. Forget their statlines--they're amazingly hard workers, you see, and team leaders. You rabble can't see what they bring, but we can see it. Warm up your hard working two-stars that fit our mold, frackers!

 

JFC.  Let's just hire Jerrence Howard or something.  (only slightly kidding here)

[steve dave]

"Hey, this 5 star player doesn't even work that hard, imagine how good he's going to be after I whip him into shape." 

Nonsense!  If they have a history of laziness, I can't work with them!

Sincerely,

Curtis Kelly's coach

yeah, if anything our staff should be recruiting the most talented and lazy players out there given their history. 

I can roll with this 

Don't they have to be transfers though?

beasley was a super-lazy head case.  Somehow he is again now that he's not playing for Frank.  With Frank, he was the greatest thing to ever happen to basketball (that I like).

To be fair, Beasley was pretty lazy when he played for Frank, he was just miles ahead of everyone else on the floor.  Dude didn't play 5 minutes of defense that entire season.  Even as a lazy head case in the NBA he's scoring 15ppg and half the time doesn't even get to play the 4th quarter.

Didn't he lead the country in rebounding?

[michigancat]

"Hey, this 5 star player doesn't even work that hard, imagine how good he's going to be after I whip him into shape." 

Nonsense!  If they have a history of laziness, I can't work with them!

Sincerely,

Curtis Kelly's coach

yeah, if anything our staff should be recruiting the most talented and lazy players out there given their history. 

I can roll with this 

Don't they have to be transfers though?

beasley was a super-lazy head case.  Somehow he is again now that he's not playing for Frank.  With Frank, he was the greatest thing to ever happen to basketball (that I like).

To be fair, Beasley was pretty lazy when he played for Frank, he was just miles ahead of everyone else on the floor.  Dude didn't play 5 minutes of defense that entire season.  Even as a lazy head case in the NBA he's scoring 15ppg and half the time doesn't even get to play the 4th quarter.

Didn't he lead the country in rebounding?

He did it in such a lacksadaisical manner, though.

[steve dave]

"Hey, this 5 star player doesn't even work that hard, imagine how good he's going to be after I whip him into shape." 

Nonsense!  If they have a history of laziness, I can't work with them!

Sincerely,

Curtis Kelly's coach

yeah, if anything our staff should be recruiting the most talented and lazy players out there given their history. 

I can roll with this 

Don't they have to be transfers though?

beasley was a super-lazy head case.  Somehow he is again now that he's not playing for Frank.  With Frank, he was the greatest thing to ever happen to basketball (that I like).

To be fair, Beasley was pretty lazy when he played for Frank, he was just miles ahead of everyone else on the floor.  Dude didn't play 5 minutes of defense that entire season.  Even as a lazy head case in the NBA he's scoring 15ppg and half the time doesn't even get to play the 4th quarter.

Didn't he lead the country in rebounding?

He did it in such a lacksadaisical manner, though.

yeah, I bet if he tried hard he would have lead the country in rebounding and scoring by a wider margain than he did.  Slap the floor once in awhile you lazy POS.