Yes to everything.
Did I make things awkward enough when talking to your ex-house mom or should I have upped the stakes?
Good. God.
Seeing you two
lick each other's hands was one of the most bizarre moments of my college career.
Not to mention I was hoping to God she didn't ask me who you were, because that would've opened up an entirely separate can of worms. ("Well you see, I don't know his name but we both kind of know each other from the internet...)