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when did we become the university of colorado?  I did notice a lot more attractive females on campus but not a lot of people burning tree.
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I'm betting the students could sneak a boiling pot of vegetable oil in they could fire down upon the University of Nebraska student athletes.

Either that, or they could slap them with piping hot roofing mops.
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the first thing that came to my mind were fans. fans could throw fans. vornados?

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bullets, thrown from guns

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I thought we already settled on sandwiches  :dunno:  I have a ruben that I have been letting sit out in my shed for a week now.  It's getting a pretty good smell to it right now.  I think I'll start another one today.  I will then throw said smelly sandwiches on NU fans to improve their overall odor.

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bullets, thrown from guns
We could use a "trick" play against the Huskers like this:

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bullets, thrown from guns
We could use a "trick" play against the Huskers like this:

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Should use a bigger gun tho.
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We should throw dimes at them to signify that we want them to go back to the Big 10.  Wait, we should throw big dimes.

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