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Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
« Reply #25 on: September 27, 2010, 12:52:40 PM »
flaming bag of cocks
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Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
« Reply #26 on: September 27, 2010, 12:53:39 PM »
I have way too many pennies in my car right now so I'm going to throw a few dollars worth of hot copper at them.
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Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
« Reply #27 on: September 27, 2010, 12:54:18 PM »
a real live cow from the milking exhibition in front of the stadium
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Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
« Reply #28 on: September 27, 2010, 12:55:12 PM »
Little Statue of Liberty figurines.
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Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
« Reply #29 on: September 27, 2010, 12:55:17 PM »
Jon Wefald.
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Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
« Reply #30 on: September 27, 2010, 12:56:40 PM »
"Thank you"
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Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
« Reply #31 on: September 27, 2010, 12:59:02 PM »
Fireworks and paint.
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Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
« Reply #32 on: September 27, 2010, 01:00:42 PM »
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Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
« Reply #33 on: September 27, 2010, 01:01:06 PM »
bottle rockets
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Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2010, 01:05:01 PM »
Wow. Great thread, full of really solid suggestions.

How difficult would it be to lift an Iroc Z up to the upper deck and then fling it down on the NU players?  Scale of 1 - 10 here...
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Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2010, 01:05:17 PM »
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Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
« Reply #36 on: September 27, 2010, 01:06:09 PM »
Sandwiches...corned beef sandwiches
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Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
« Reply #37 on: September 27, 2010, 01:06:33 PM »
Quote from: Pete on September 27, 2010, 01:05:01 PM
Wow. Great thread, full of really solid suggestions.

How difficult would it be to lift an Iroc Z up to the upper deck and then fling it down on the NU players?  Scale of 1 - 10 here...

I'm sure at least a T-top is possible...
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Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
« Reply #38 on: September 27, 2010, 01:07:11 PM »
We should buy some starting lineup football figurines and put all their helmets on backwards and then throw them.
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Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
« Reply #39 on: September 27, 2010, 01:15:49 PM »
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Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
« Reply #40 on: September 27, 2010, 01:25:02 PM »
PELT THEM WITH PELTS!!!   :curse:
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Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
« Reply #41 on: September 27, 2010, 02:07:22 PM »
Quote from: WillieWannabe on September 27, 2010, 01:06:33 PM
Quote from: Pete on September 27, 2010, 01:05:01 PM
Wow. Great thread, full of really solid suggestions.

How difficult would it be to lift an Iroc Z up to the upper deck and then fling it down on the NU players?  Scale of 1 - 10 here...

Sounds like we need to get the college of engineering involved here.  I don't think it would be too hard.
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Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
« Reply #42 on: September 27, 2010, 02:16:10 PM »
1. skin care products
2. mirrors(obvious that many don't have them up there)The kind that don't break when it hits them in their pale oversized foreheads.  The kind they can pick up an use from that point on.
3. sleeves
4. pitty
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Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
« Reply #43 on: September 27, 2010, 02:46:59 PM »
J-3 Piper Cubs.
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Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
« Reply #44 on: September 27, 2010, 02:55:05 PM »
If we win the answer is jizz.
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Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
« Reply #45 on: September 27, 2010, 06:03:31 PM »
Quote from: Pete on September 27, 2010, 01:05:01 PM
Wow. Great thread, full of really solid suggestions.

How difficult would it be to lift an Iroc Z up to the upper deck and then fling it down on the NU players?  Scale of 1 - 10 here...

Once we got it up over our heads they would be stupid to try and stop us. This is a 3.
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Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
« Reply #46 on: September 27, 2010, 06:16:50 PM »
would be pretty over the top if someone dug up berringers dead body and threw pieces of it at nebraska fans as they tried to enter bsfs. man oh man. just imagine that one fellas.  :eek:
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Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
« Reply #47 on: September 27, 2010, 06:35:03 PM »
How bout we dress up a cadaver (less stinky and rotty than that real thing) like BB and drop it from a plane?  Did I mention the plane is on fire and it crashes nearby?
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Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
« Reply #48 on: September 27, 2010, 08:25:30 PM »
Quote from: Rick Daris on September 27, 2010, 12:22:24 PM
the first thing that came to my mind were fans. fans could throw fans. vornados?

An Architecture Professor at K-State has a patent for creating the vornado. True Story.
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Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
« Reply #49 on: September 27, 2010, 08:55:51 PM »
Bibles mixed with Runza and crop duster dust
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