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odd situation. Very odd
« on: September 21, 2010, 10:49:13 PM »
So a little over a week ago my room mate brought home this chick. I met her and had to go to work. Came home and she's still here. Turns out she's living with us now. No job. No money. She's doing community service for a dui she got a while ago then hopefully getting a job. She's really nice and a cool girl, but my God this is sketch. Now I've got random dudes texting me looking for her (she has no phone) and knocking on my door.

What am I to do?  Can't just throw her out (she already got thrown out of her house). She would be homeless. But I need to lay down the law I'm pretty sure. crap aint gonna fly   


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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2010, 10:50:10 PM »
Murder her

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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2010, 10:52:53 PM »
not odd. plain shitty.

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« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2010, 11:08:53 PM »
So a little over a week ago my room mate brought home this chick. I met her and had to go to work. Came home and she's still here. Turns out she's living with us now. No job. No money. She's doing community service for a dui she got a while ago then hopefully getting a job. She's really nice and a cool girl, but my God this is sketch. Now I've got random dudes texting me looking for her (she has no phone) and knocking on my door.

What am I to do?  Can't just throw her out (she already got thrown out of her house). She would be homeless. But I need to lay down the law I'm pretty sure. crap aint gonna fly   

Divide the total rent by the new number of people living there to determine the unit cost and then assess the roommate who brought the stray home two units until he finds the stray a home.

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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2010, 11:09:29 PM »
Hot?

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« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2010, 11:12:26 PM »
Hot?

Good question...naked housekeeping could be her new job if so.

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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2010, 11:43:02 PM »
eff her.  Your roomie won't care

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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2010, 11:52:02 PM »
Sometimes I think of the Book of Job and how God likes to really eff with people.
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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2010, 12:32:48 AM »
Actually pretty cute girl. She's not down for that rough ridin' stuff I guess, which is fine with me cause she does the dishes, laundry, and cleans the toilet


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« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2010, 05:17:11 AM »
Actually pretty cute girl. She's not down for that fracking stuff I guess, which is fine with me cause she does the dishes, laundry, and cleans the toilet

That's what roofies are for.

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« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2010, 07:05:07 AM »
I think I"d find out why random dudes are looking for her and how they got your number and address.

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« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2010, 07:26:28 AM »
This will not end well for you Pike, this I can guarantee

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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2010, 07:30:42 AM »
sounds like u got a stage 5'er.  ask her to leave now before she gets even more settled in. 
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« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2010, 07:58:40 AM »
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« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2010, 08:03:50 AM »
Make sure the BGE is locked down tight.

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« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2010, 08:26:51 AM »
So a little over a week ago my room mate brought home this chick. I met her and had to go to work. Came home and she's still here. Turns out she's living with us now. No job. No money. She's doing community service for a dui she got a while ago then hopefully getting a job. She's really nice and a cool girl, but my God this is sketch. Now I've got random dudes texting me looking for her (she has no phone) and knocking on my door.

What am I to do?  Can't just throw her out (she already got thrown out of her house). She would be homeless. But I need to lay down the law I'm pretty sure. crap aint gonna fly   

If she's got a bunch of dudes trying to hang out with her all the time, then she won't have a problem finding another place to stay.  Tell her to at least give you head or leave.

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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2010, 08:33:21 AM »
Actually pretty cute girl. She's not down for that fracking stuff I guess, which is fine with me cause she does the dishes, laundry, and cleans the toilet

That's what roofies are for.
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« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2010, 08:35:45 AM »
If you aren't getting any off of her by the end of next month you should boot her. 
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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #19 on: September 22, 2010, 08:54:37 AM »
I agree on the new split of rent idea.  If she can't pay, she needs to get her free-loading ass a job.  If she still can't pay, then your roomie should pay her way since it was his idea without asking.

I would prepare to hate both her and your roomie in the near future 'cause it's gonna happen.

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« Reply #20 on: September 22, 2010, 08:57:15 AM »
I agree on the new split of rent idea.  If she can't pay, she needs to get her free-loading ass a job.  If she still can't pay, then your roomie should pay her way since it was his idea without asking.

I would prepare to hate both her and your roomie in the near future 'cause it's gonna happen.

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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #21 on: September 22, 2010, 09:01:34 AM »
I'd put her ass and your inconsiderate roommates ass out on the street. How the shazbot! did random dudes get your cell phone number? Someone had to have given it to them...reminds me of a couple friends of mine that had some chick leech on to them kinda like this. Friend 1 (your position) ended up getting mumped because he confronted those two after about a month, then a week later, the two moved out without telling him, leaving friend 1 to have to pay full rent alone until he found another roommate. Only bad things can come of this...

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« Reply #22 on: September 22, 2010, 09:04:47 AM »
I think I"d find out why random dudes are looking for her and how they got your number and address.

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« Reply #23 on: September 22, 2010, 09:10:17 AM »
pike, don't be a pushover.  They are taking advantage of you because they can.  You must change this.

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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #24 on: September 22, 2010, 09:19:01 AM »
If you don't kick her ass out today, then bad things will happen to you.  Guaranteed.