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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #25 on: September 22, 2010, 09:38:01 AM »
Specifically, by 2:30 pm.  Let's do this Pike.  Show some stones.   :lynchmob:  <----- pike in face of slutty freeloading chick

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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #26 on: September 22, 2010, 10:20:40 AM »
christ, you sound like a pussy.
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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #27 on: September 22, 2010, 10:33:33 AM »
Specifically, by 2:30 pm.  Let's do this Pike.  Show some stones.   :lynchmob:  <----- pike in face of slutty freeloading chick

Alright. It's settled. We're all on board for the 2:30 pm deadline. YOU CAN DO THIS, PIKE! Lay down the law!

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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #28 on: September 22, 2010, 10:34:11 AM »
If Pike doesn't tell this hippie bitch to get her crap and get out by 2:30, then he is announcing to the world that he's a giant vagina.

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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #29 on: September 22, 2010, 10:42:13 AM »
(Pike -->)   (<-- Free-loading slut partying at his house)
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« Reply #30 on: September 22, 2010, 10:50:46 AM »
Gotta handle the situation delicately, though...she's probably some kind of psycho!  All of these guys now have his number and know where he lives.  If I were you, I would just move out and leave THEM to pay the bills!  Don't you have a friend that needs a subleaser?!  Someone always needs a subleaser!  I agree with everyone, though.  In about a week you'll be all :chainsaw: or :suicide: 

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« Reply #31 on: September 22, 2010, 10:56:05 AM »
Its not like a "ton of guys" are coming over, just one last night. Sorry for any confusion.

I had a talk with my room mate last night and was like "dude, wtf are you doing dragging in this gypsie" and he didn't have an answer.

Will update as time passes

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« Reply #32 on: September 22, 2010, 10:56:38 AM »
Gotta handle the situation delicately, though...she's probably some kind of psycho!  All of these guys now have his number and know where he lives.  If I were you, I would just move out and leave THEM to pay the bills!  Don't you have a friend that needs a subleaser?!  Someone always needs a subleaser!  I agree with everyone, though.  In about a week you'll be all :chainsaw: or :suicide: 

That's a good point.

Pike, I change my mind.  Don't kick the bimbo out.  Her friends will harass/stalk/possibly murder you if you try anything.  Just let her live there forever, rent free, and hope for the best.   :ohno:

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« Reply #33 on: September 22, 2010, 11:01:24 AM »
And yes the plan for now is that she will split rent.I don't even think my room mate that dragged her in in the first place was expecting anything less . And if that doesn't work out then things will go south quick.

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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #34 on: September 22, 2010, 11:02:28 AM »
Hope she doesn't have the herp and gets it on your toilet seat. 

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« Reply #35 on: September 22, 2010, 11:04:02 AM »
I hope you're ready to start spotting her some cash that she will "pay you back next month" to cover her rent every single month.

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« Reply #36 on: September 22, 2010, 11:15:44 AM »
Pike, do you realize you are now defending her and the situation you are in?  Think about that.  You are the patsy.

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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #37 on: September 22, 2010, 11:17:09 AM »
eff her, or kick her to the curb, imo.
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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #38 on: September 22, 2010, 11:18:31 AM »
Okay, agreed we can bump it back to 3:30.

Also, I bet you she has bedbugs.

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« Reply #39 on: September 22, 2010, 11:19:30 AM »
eff her, or kick her to the curb, imo.

didn't you see a few posts ago when I mentioned the herp?  jfc, dude, this is 2010.   :ohno:

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« Reply #40 on: September 22, 2010, 11:20:42 AM »
Pike, you're going to have to take her on to something like Judge Judy's court to try and get any rent out of her, and even then, you might lose!

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« Reply #41 on: September 22, 2010, 11:25:12 AM »
eff her, or kick her to the curb, imo.

didn't you see a few posts ago when I mentioned the herp?  jfc, dude, this is 2010.   :ohno:

he's just gotta hope the bedbugs and herps don't get to him..
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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #42 on: September 22, 2010, 11:25:35 AM »
does your roommate go by "pike"?
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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #43 on: September 22, 2010, 11:36:29 AM »
Actually pretty cute girl. She's not down for that rough ridin' stuff I guess, which is fine with me cause she does the dishes, laundry, and cleans the toilet

She's down for DUI's but not for rough ridin'? yeah DOES NOT COMPUTE. 

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« Reply #44 on: September 22, 2010, 11:41:39 AM »
If she got a DUI one would assume she has/had a car. Have her sell the POS $$$$

Also jw where is she sleeping? If its on the couch you will get tired of her real soon.

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« Reply #45 on: September 22, 2010, 11:42:46 AM »
Okay, agreed we can bump it back to 3:30.

Eastern or Central?

Also, I bet her hair smells.
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« Reply #46 on: September 22, 2010, 11:55:48 AM »
Okay, agreed we can bump it back to 3:30.

Eastern or Central?

Also, I bet her hair smells.

CST.  His name is "pike" not "pikesvillemdcat"  jfc

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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #47 on: September 22, 2010, 12:03:33 PM »
this sitch is obviously going to turn into:

1. a moderately OK porno

or

2. a kidney heist

also, your roomie has already taken a crap on you,fyi.  don't be shy in cleaning the crap off.

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Re: odd situation. Very odd
« Reply #48 on: September 22, 2010, 12:08:59 PM »
You're gonna come home from class or something and all your crap is gonna be gone..and she'll be nowhere to be found.  I'm looking forward to that post.
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« Reply #49 on: September 22, 2010, 12:15:42 PM »
You're gonna come home from class or something and all your feces is gonna be gone..and she'll be nowhere to be found.  I'm looking forward to that post.

Beat me to the punch on this one.  Pretty sure you'll be going to the Manhattan pawn to get your stuff back at some point.  Manhattan has a pawn shop don't they?  Please get a list of your stuff put together...   They usually start with taking small items so you're not aware of things missing and then boom!!
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