Team CCQ

[OK_Cat]

High five, bro's.   

Once again proves that Queso doesn't lose. 

Better luck next time, Team Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).   

[hemmy]

Last week you push the stat line, this week you resort to pushing the win column?

[OK_Cat]

Not every game is about stats.  All that matters is the "W's" and "L's."

Queso is all about the W's this season (3 of them) and tells the L's to GTFOOHF (zero of them)

[jtksu]

Last week you push the stat line, this week you resort to pushing the win column?

QBs get the praise when they win and the blame when they lose, that's just a fact.

[CNS]

His worst accuracy day yet.

rough ridin' horrible.

Go Team Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)!!!!!

[Panjandrum]

His worst accuracy day yet.

fracking horrible.

Go Team Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)!!!!!

It was a very underwhelming performance.  But I guess they all are if you try to grade him against most D1 quarterbacks.

He did the one thing a player of his talent level can't do, and that's turn the ball over (for points no less).  If he's going to be in the game, fine, but he can't toss pick 6's and fumble the ball like he did against UCLA.

I'd rather have just about anyone else, but it is what it is.  He's what we've got, and we just have to deal with it.

I'd suggest he not say things like he's going to "put on a show" or anything like that. 

[CNS]

Carsy ran very well today.  Looks like crap while doing it, but the results were good.

I understand he is what he is, and that is all we got.

[yoga-like_abana]

His worst accuracy day yet.

fracking horrible.

Go Team Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)!!!!!

It was a very underwhelming performance.  But I guess they all are if you try to grade him against most D1 quarterbacks.

He did the one thing a player of his talent level can't do, and that's turn the ball over (for points no less).  If he's going to be in the game, fine, but he can't toss pick 6's and fumble the ball like he did against UCLA.

I'd rather have just about anyone else, but it is what it is.  He's what we've got, and we just have to deal with it.

I'd suggest he not say things like he's going to "put on a show" or anything like that. 

Maybe we should do what I use to in NCAA when I had trouble moving the pigskin and substitute Carsy for the fastest guy on are team and just the run the option. Seems like a good plan, no?

[KSUTOMMY]

Nubb and tejas are going to ass-rape queso... dude has no speed.

[Dugout DickStone]

His worst accuracy day yet.

fracking horrible.

Go Team Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)!!!!!

It was a very underwhelming performance.  But I guess they all are if you try to grade him against most D1 quarterbacks.

He did the one thing a player of his talent level can't do, and that's turn the ball over (for points no less).  If he's going to be in the game, fine, but he can't toss pick 6's and fumble the ball like he did against UCLA.

I'd rather have just about anyone else, but it is what it is.  He's what we've got, and we just have to deal with it.

I'd suggest he not say things like he's going to "put on a show" or anything like that. 

Maybe we should do what I use to in NCAA when I had trouble moving the pigskin and substitute Carsy for the fastest guy on are team and just the run the option. Seems like a good plan, no?

josh cherry?

[catzacker]

Carsy should be setting aside money each week because DT is going to have a pretty good case for a cival law suit by the time the season is done and DT has been worn down like a cheap whore and gets hurt.  Because carsy is such a fracking Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) of a player, daniel has to carry the goddamn ball obscene amounts per game. 

[Kat Kid]

Feels good.  Lazer is looking good, Thom the Train looks good.  Too bad Hrebeck looks like crap.

[Panjandrum]

Carsy should be setting aside money each week because DT is going to have a pretty good case for a cival law suit by the time the season is done and DT has been worn down like a cheap whore and gets hurt.  Because carsy is such a fracking Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) of a player, daniel has to carry the goddamn ball obscene amounts per game. 

I was surprised that Thomas got 34 carries.  Powell was running well; he probably could have taken a few more just to lighten the load a bit.

ISU's run defense is horrible.  It wouldn't have mattered if Powell took a few more carries.  We still would have moved the chains.

[Panjandrum]

His worst accuracy day yet.

fracking horrible.

Go Team Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)!!!!!

It was a very underwhelming performance.  But I guess they all are if you try to grade him against most D1 quarterbacks.

He did the one thing a player of his talent level can't do, and that's turn the ball over (for points no less).  If he's going to be in the game, fine, but he can't toss pick 6's and fumble the ball like he did against UCLA.

I'd rather have just about anyone else, but it is what it is.  He's what we've got, and we just have to deal with it.

I'd suggest he not say things like he's going to "put on a show" or anything like that. 

Maybe we should do what I use to in NCAA when I had trouble moving the pigskin and substitute Carsy for the fastest guy on are team and just the run the option. Seems like a good plan, no?

Honestly, I'm still confused why Harper isn't an option at all.  If all they're going to do is let the QB throw the ball 12 times a game, it may as well be one that can run.  He can't throw much worse than Coffman, right?  Right?

And I get it when people say that Snyder wants a kid that can read a defense, make calls at the line, etc.  But he's made exceptions in the past.  I don't see why he can't do that now.

[jtksu]

Feels good.  Lazer is looking good, Thom the Train looks good.  Too bad Hrebeck looks like crap.

9 more tackles tonight for the Ginger Assassin.  He now leads the team with 29, 9 more than the next guy.  He's so bad!!!  lol!!!  rofl!!!  lmao!!!

[The42Yardstick]

  :powerespect:

[jtksu]

His worst accuracy day yet.

fracking horrible.

Go Team Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)!!!!!

It was a very underwhelming performance.  But I guess they all are if you try to grade him against most D1 quarterbacks.

He did the one thing a player of his talent level can't do, and that's turn the ball over (for points no less).  If he's going to be in the game, fine, but he can't toss pick 6's and fumble the ball like he did against UCLA.

I'd rather have just about anyone else, but it is what it is.  He's what we've got, and we just have to deal with it.

I'd suggest he not say things like he's going to "put on a show" or anything like that. 

Maybe we should do what I use to in NCAA when I had trouble moving the pigskin and substitute Carsy for the fastest guy on are team and just the run the option. Seems like a good plan, no?

No, it doesn't seem like a good idea.  Furthermore, take your stupid ass NCAA trick plays to some goddamn video game message board, you rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).  How did I not realize earlier that everything you know about football you learned from playing a freaking video game?  How did I not see that one coming?

[CNS]

The other board believes that Harper is some kind of secret weapon that Bill has decided not to use yet and is saving until we really need him.

Evidently, at some point this season, we will be down a couple TD's or something and Harper will jog out and put forth the performance that the next Disney inspirational FB movie will be based on.

[MadCat]

The other board believes that Harper is some kind of secret weapon that Bill has decided not to use yet and is saving until we really need him.

Evidently, at some point this season, we will be down a couple TD's or something and Harper will jog out and put forth the performance that the next Disney inspirational FB movie will be based on.

Harper is the epicenter of the cone of silence.

[jtksu]

Harper can barely get on the field as a WR, we may need to temper our expectations of him being the messiah a little bit.

[Panjandrum]

The other board believes that Harper is some kind of secret weapon that Bill has decided not to use yet and is saving until we really need him.

Evidently, at some point this season, we will be down a couple TD's or something and Harper will jog out and put forth the performance that the next Disney inspirational FB movie will be based on.

I'm not even talking about super secret formations.  I mean, crap, he can't be any worse than Grant Gregory was last year.  The coaches called the play, Gregory looked back at the sideline for confirmation or audible, and then they snapped the ball.  Coffman has trouble hitting a 6'8" TE, so I'm assuming Harper must be Jamal Lord reincarnated to not see the field as a QB.

Maybe I'm just crazy for thinking that if we plan on running the ball 50 times a game, we may want to do it with a QB that can be a threat in that facet of the game.  Or maybe I'm just continually grasping at straws because I'm tired of watching Coffman under center.  I still just can't fathom how we got to this point even with the extremely limited options on the team.

[Pete]

You should have heard the CCQ love being exclaimed from our seats....'Clams was on fire, PI'd the eff out of a non-ISU-attending-but-ISU-shirt-wearing-Pakistani-guy-with-hot-blond-chick.  Limestone picked up the torch after 'Clams had to leave at the half to go wash his cat....LOADS of CCQ props from our section.  Carsy Juan Carlos Completion Percentage Valdez Coffman was the subject of much acclaim.

[jtksu]

The other board believes that Harper is some kind of secret weapon that Bill has decided not to use yet and is saving until we really need him.

Evidently, at some point this season, we will be down a couple TD's or something and Harper will jog out and put forth the performance that the next Disney inspirational FB movie will be based on.

I'm not even talking about super secret formations.  I mean, crap, he can't be any worse than Grant Gregory was last year.  The coaches called the play, Gregory looked back at the sideline for confirmation or audible, and then they snapped the ball.  Coffman has trouble hitting a 6'8" TE, so I'm assuming Harper must be Jamal Lord reincarnated to not see the field as a QB.

Maybe I'm just crazy for thinking that if we plan on running the ball 50 times a game, we may want to do it with a QB that can be a threat in that facet of the game.  Or maybe I'm just continually grasping at straws because I'm tired of watching Coffman under center.  I still just can't fathom how we got to this point even with the extremely limited options on the team.

Dude, save yourself a ton of aggravation and just make peace with the fact that Carson is our best option at QB.  

[Panjandrum]

The other board believes that Harper is some kind of secret weapon that Bill has decided not to use yet and is saving until we really need him.

Evidently, at some point this season, we will be down a couple TD's or something and Harper will jog out and put forth the performance that the next Disney inspirational FB movie will be based on.

I'm not even talking about super secret formations.  I mean, feces, he can't be any worse than Grant Gregory was last year.  The coaches called the play, Gregory looked back at the sideline for confirmation or audible, and then they snapped the ball.  Coffman has trouble hitting a 6'8" TE, so I'm assuming Harper must be Jamal Lord reincarnated to not see the field as a QB.

Maybe I'm just crazy for thinking that if we plan on running the ball 50 times a game, we may want to do it with a QB that can be a threat in that facet of the game.  Or maybe I'm just continually grasping at straws because I'm tired of watching Coffman under center.  I still just can't fathom how we got to this point even with the extremely limited options on the team.

Dude, save yourself a ton of aggravation and just make peace with the fact that Carson is our best option at QB.  

I think I have, and then I realize that I can't.  I just can't.

[Skipper44]

Kline must be a complete idiot