What the hell happened here?
1) Hrebec is not the same size as Ray Lewis. At all. Photographic evidence (indisputable):
2) If Hrebec is 250, then he plays smaller than "210 lbs" Josh freaking SS/Rover/undersized WLB Buhl.
3) I know where A and B gaps are. They are where Hrebec runs into the waiting arms of a blocker and flails as the play continues unabated.
4) The substance of the post: he sucks. The linebackers suck. The size of his/their suck is clearly larger than whatever mythical poundage the K-State SID in conjunction with the weight staff have concocted for your KSTATEO consumption. I'm sure Mark Jansen will quote it approvingly, adding: "the size of Hrebec's heart is unlisted in this year's media guide, but only because there are no scales able to measure its heft." So go read that crap and feel content while the rest of us prepare our tender, EMAW for the coming storm. Look, we aren't cynical and negative because we don't care. It is because we care too much. But I'm sure that bragging all day at your crappy mid-level job to your Jayhawker coworkers really does it for you. And I'm sure it is all that could fill your pathetic world. But sir, there are others who strive for great things in life. We have seen the moutaintop, and we want it. So go on with you and your other hilltoppers, with your hilltopper pride. We will continue to climb.
