Perhaps we can lift the Curse of Ell by getting him back to town for a game and showering him with a nice, appreciative, standing O? Maybe then all will be forgiven for the scholarship yank and OB can get another good QB again.
On another note, the train recipient was not white, but black. A common misconception. I had several sistas complaining to me about this white girl letting these football players run the train on her...well....they were wrong.