When we are tailgating and playing catch with our small rubber 80's cartoon willie-style football, I will spot a small group of nice looking iowa state fans near us. I'll keep "accidentally" overthrowing my friends and getting the football stuck underneath the iowa state fans car and the cars next to them so they have to crawl around for it and throw it back to us. After the third of fourth time when the guy won't get it for us i'll go get it myself and when i'm walking away look at him all like "sorry for the big inconvenience, chief", and then HE'LL feel like the bad person.