Author Topic: Coffman sucks (Read 17809 times)

Ghost of Stan Parrish · « **on:** September 04, 2010, 03:53:13 PM »

Sonofabitch. I've held off on saying anything critical about Coffman being our starter, but man, he's a chump.

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #1 on:** September 04, 2010, 03:54:11 PM »

Our OL need to knock the sand out of their vaginas.

PowercatPat · « **Reply #2 on:** September 04, 2010, 04:10:49 PM »

Quote from: Ghost of Stan Parrish on September 04, 2010, 03:53:13 PM

Sonofabitch. I've held off on saying anything critical about Coffman being our starter, but man, he's a chump.

It took you this long to find out he sucks?

kstatefreak42 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 04, 2010, 04:12:56 PM »

HugeUpside · « **Reply #4 on:** September 04, 2010, 04:13:40 PM »

Couldn't even get it to the endzone on the hailmary.

Ghost of Stan Parrish · « **Reply #5 on:** September 04, 2010, 04:15:13 PM »

Quote from: PowercatPat on September 04, 2010, 04:10:49 PM

Quote from: Ghost of Stan Parrish on September 04, 2010, 03:53:13 PM
Sonofabitch. I've held off on saying anything critical about Coffman being our starter, but man, he's a chump.

It took you this long to find out he sucks?

Yes. I'm making this extremely depressing discovery, and I'm realizing I'm stupid for not knowing earlier. Bad day.

(I hoped he might have improved from last year.)

CNS · « **Reply #6 on:** September 04, 2010, 04:21:13 PM »

Is this the "I told you so" thread?

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #7 on:** September 04, 2010, 04:24:16 PM »

This is the "GOSP hasn't been paying attention for while thread"

KITNfury · « **Reply #8 on:** September 04, 2010, 04:29:16 PM »

I wanted to believe he had changed. God, I feel like the abused wife that took her hubby back for the 3rd time.

Ghost of Stan Parrish · « **Reply #9 on:** September 04, 2010, 04:30:23 PM »

Hey, it's fine take this thread whatever direction you want and criticize my idiotic blind faith. (I'll never be fooled again, guys!) But please try to also include something in every post about Coffman's limited "abilities." TIA.

P.S. I never said anything nice about Coffman, I just kept hope alive in my heart. Now all I have is a black, burned hole in my chest.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #10 on:** September 04, 2010, 04:34:25 PM »

Quote from: PowercatPat on September 04, 2010, 04:10:49 PM

Quote from: Ghost of Stan Parrish on September 04, 2010, 03:53:13 PM
Sonofabitch. I've held off on saying anything critical about Coffman being our starter, but man, he's a chump.

It took you this long to find out he sucks?

It's not that it took this long, it's more that we were kinda hoping against hope that he wouldn't suck.

Acceleration Man · « **Reply #11 on:** September 04, 2010, 04:59:33 PM »

Our o-line hasn't been helping him a lot for most of the game... but seriously, someone needs to tell him that if you throw the ball away, you don't take a sack and lose yardage.

goldenticket · « **Reply #12 on:** September 04, 2010, 05:03:35 PM »

Quote from: Acceleration Man on September 04, 2010, 04:59:33 PM

someone needs to tell him that if you throw the ball away, you don't take a sack and lose yardage.

yeah very frustrating

ew2x4 · « **Reply #13 on:** September 04, 2010, 05:07:11 PM »

Everyone on twitter says backups are warming up.

WavetheWheat · « **Reply #14 on:** September 04, 2010, 05:12:00 PM »

Weirdest "self benching" ever....look like he had to crap.

ew2x4 · « **Reply #15 on:** September 04, 2010, 05:13:59 PM »

David Hoskins did that at CU in 2007.

WavetheWheat · « **Reply #16 on:** September 04, 2010, 05:15:17 PM »

I have done the "poo-poo" shuffle. That was the "poo-poo" shuffle.

Cheeks tightened, straight legged, run, walk, run, walk, run.....

Carson definitely had to crap.

econocat · « **Reply #17 on:** September 04, 2010, 05:16:45 PM »

Klein sucks worse

HugeUpside · « **Reply #18 on:** September 04, 2010, 05:18:16 PM »

Zipper Coffman goes out on a hip injury? It's like this board is self-fulfilling prophecy.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=4607.35

Ghost of Stan Parrish · « **Reply #19 on:** September 04, 2010, 05:23:55 PM »

I want Coffman back!!

PandaXpanda · « **Reply #20 on:** September 04, 2010, 05:54:43 PM »

thankfully dt doesn't.

ew2x4 · « **Reply #21 on:** September 04, 2010, 06:01:36 PM »

I just hope Coffman can learn to not put us in a bad position. He sucks, but he's the best we have. Hopefully he can do just enough. We'll see.

Pendergast · « **Reply #22 on:** September 04, 2010, 06:19:22 PM »

C/ATT YDS AVG TD INT
C. Coffman 11/16 67 6.1 1 0

kstatefreak42 · « **Reply #23 on:** September 04, 2010, 06:29:08 PM »

Quote from: Pendergast on September 04, 2010, 06:19:22 PM

C/ATT YDS AVG TD INT
C. Coffman 11/16 67 6.1 1 0

I like the 11/16................but 67 yards!

jc_jax · « **Reply #24 on:** September 04, 2010, 06:30:23 PM »

Quote from: Pendergast on September 04, 2010, 06:19:22 PM

C/ATT YDS AVG TD INT
C. Coffman 11/16 67 6.1 1 0

but the sacks...