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Re: Coffman sucks
« Reply #25 on: September 04, 2010, 06:32:11 PM »
With D Train that line is good enough to win ~7 games this year.  I'll take it.   :thumbsup:

Just need to teach him to throw the ball away, which is doable.

I mean, how can you complain?  He actually GAINED yards on option plays.  Who the hell could have predicted that?

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Re: Coffman sucks
« Reply #26 on: September 04, 2010, 06:34:58 PM »
The sacks are what makes me hate him the most. 0 pocket presence.

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Re: Coffman sucks
« Reply #27 on: September 04, 2010, 06:35:50 PM »

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Re: Coffman sucks
« Reply #29 on: September 04, 2010, 06:44:28 PM »
Thanks for beating ucla Carson.

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Re: Coffman sucks
« Reply #30 on: September 04, 2010, 06:46:26 PM »
Thanks for beating ucla Carson.

I thought of you during the game and your disgusting Carsy Coff support.  With Gregory at QB we would have won by more.

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Re: Coffman sucks
« Reply #31 on: September 04, 2010, 06:51:50 PM »
Thanks for beating ucla Carson.

I thought of you during the game and your disgusting Carsy Coff support.  With Gregory at QB we would have won by more.

I don't like your tone.   :comehere:

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Re: Coffman sucks
« Reply #32 on: September 04, 2010, 06:53:53 PM »
Thanks for beating ucla Carson Daniel.

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Re: Coffman sucks
« Reply #33 on: September 04, 2010, 06:54:23 PM »
No kidding. The OL played like a bunch of rough ridin' pussies.

We can't get away with shitty blocking like that. Also, our D-Line looked tired, especially in the 3rd quarter!
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Re: Coffman sucks
« Reply #34 on: September 04, 2010, 07:10:52 PM »
Avoid Dlew12, TylerHughes and Ging anytime bananas are within arms reach.

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Re: Coffman sucks
« Reply #35 on: September 04, 2010, 07:33:26 PM »
Aside from that stupid fumbled snap (although that does happen sometimes), Coffman played "good enough."

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Re: Coffman sucks
« Reply #36 on: September 04, 2010, 07:36:01 PM »

He's money!

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Re: Coffman sucks
« Reply #37 on: September 04, 2010, 07:41:39 PM »
Really wish he had been money on that pass to Brod that he had to go out of bounds for.

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Re: Coffman sucks
« Reply #38 on: September 04, 2010, 08:44:43 PM »
Coffman is so much better than Klein.  That hurts to say, but it's very true...Carson "Frozen Rope" Coffman is our qb for the long haul.    :surprised:

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Re: Coffman sucks
« Reply #39 on: September 04, 2010, 08:45:38 PM »
Coffman is so much better than Klein.  That hurts to say, but it's very true...Carson "Frozen Rope" Coffman is our qb for the long haul.    :surprised:

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Re: Coffman sucks
« Reply #40 on: September 04, 2010, 10:36:34 PM »
Just saw this:

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"He cramped up, he threw up. I think he lost 100 pounds out there," Snyder said.

Coffman estimated he puked 10 times. A quick IV in the locker room gave him enough juice to finish.

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Re: Coffman sucks
« Reply #41 on: September 04, 2010, 11:29:00 PM »
Just saw this:

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"He cramped up, he threw up. I think he lost 100 pounds out there," Snyder said.

Coffman estimated he puked 10 times. A quick IV in the locker room gave him enough juice to finish.

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But do you BELIEVE it?

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Re: Coffman sucks
« Reply #42 on: September 04, 2010, 11:48:26 PM »
It was tough out there, I saw a well conditioned young man throwing up in the parking lot due to the heat/altitude.

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Re: Coffman sucks
« Reply #43 on: September 04, 2010, 11:55:58 PM »
No way in blue hell we can beat Nubb with Carson
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Re: Coffman sucks
« Reply #44 on: September 04, 2010, 11:57:27 PM »
No way in blue hell we can beat Nubb with Carson

Realistically, we are only looking at North wins(excluding NUBB) as possibilities with Carsy.

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Re: Coffman sucks
« Reply #45 on: September 05, 2010, 12:19:12 AM »
No way in blue hell we can beat Nubb with Carson

Realistically, we are only looking at North wins(excluding NUBB) as possibilities with Carsy.

which is really annoying because its pretty plausible we could still win those same games with klein or lamur AND potentially get the upside that could lead to a big win.

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Re: Coffman sucks
« Reply #46 on: September 05, 2010, 12:20:07 AM »
No way in blue hell we can beat Nubb with Carson

Realistically, we are only looking at North wins(excluding NUBB) as possibilities with Carsy.
Baylor could be a really fun game, imo.
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Re: Coffman sucks
« Reply #47 on: September 05, 2010, 12:21:53 AM »
Don't really get the Coffman hate, relative to the other options.


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Re: Coffman sucks
« Reply #48 on: September 05, 2010, 12:23:29 AM »
Don't really get the Coffman hate, relative to the other options.
Who gets most of the playing time? He gives more reasons to hate him
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Re: Coffman sucks
« Reply #49 on: September 05, 2010, 12:24:52 AM »
It's going to be fun watching Bill completely ignore the QB position until 3rd and long this year.