new plan. not really new but more of an expansion on "sauces"...what about a place called Bob's Sauce and Sugar Shack. bob would be short for kebob. sauce is self explanatory because there would be like 101 different sauces or something ridic and then sugar would basically be the nickname or slang for hooch aka alcholic drinks. the menu would be like this...
you get to pick one meat or two meats for an extra two dollars or something and then those get put on a kebob. then you also get to choose up to four different fruits/vegatables to also put on the kebob and then the different sauces that you want to be able to dip your meat into or whatever.
example- yeah i'd like chicken and pork (upcharge of $2 for two meats) bobs with red onion, cherry tomatoes, pineaple and mushrooms and also the jerk and medium chipotle sauces.
we could change the shirts to be like "i got sauced at bobs" or "bob got me sauced" or something.