Woke up on my couch this morning naked with a banana peel on my chest. I don't remember much of the night. I think I might have fracked a monkey.
I'm impressed that you ate so healthy when you were trashed. I usually wake up with Taco Bell wrappers littered around the house. I'm always surprised how much of that crap I can shove down my gullet after I've drank 8-12 beers. I always think that it's going to sop up some of the booze I've drank for some reason?

Here is a tip I'll share too for those interested, if you do eat fast food after a nightly bender, make sure you save the receipt. It will give you a pretty good indication as to when you passed out give or take 30 min. It will also make you feel better or much worse in the morning knowing when you passed out and what you are going to be shitting out in the morning.
