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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #75 on: September 02, 2010, 09:19:40 AM »
i can't drink all the time like that, I get too hungover.  weekends are fair game but during the week i can't do it.


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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #76 on: September 02, 2010, 10:30:50 AM »
i can't drink all the time like that, I get too hungover.  weekends are fair game but during the week i can't do it.

this. deciding to drink is basically deciding to be worthless the next day for me.

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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #77 on: September 02, 2010, 10:32:27 AM »
<--- hangover proof.


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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #78 on: September 02, 2010, 11:02:50 AM »
Don't know how old you guys are, but if you are still in school drink your ass off and have a hell of a time.  Once you get older, you can still do it.....it just hurts A LOT more. 

it hurts a lot more because you are doing it a lot less. it's called the jeremy berger rule. you can't get hungover two days in a row.

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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #79 on: September 02, 2010, 11:09:54 AM »
i can't drink all the time like that, I get too hungover.  weekends are fair game but during the week i can't do it.

this. deciding to drink is basically deciding to be worthless the next day for me.

same here and i'm still pretty darn young  :bawl:
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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #80 on: September 02, 2010, 11:42:19 AM »
Woke up on my couch this morning naked with a banana peel on my chest.  I don't remember much of the night.  I think I might have fracked a monkey.

I'm impressed that you ate so healthy when you were trashed.  I usually wake up with Taco Bell wrappers littered around the house.  I'm always surprised how much of that crap I can shove down my gullet after I've drank 8-12 beers.  I always think that it's going to sop up some of the booze I've drank for some reason? :drink:

Here is a tip I'll share too for those interested, if you do eat fast food after a nightly bender, make sure you save the receipt.  It will give you a pretty good indication as to when you passed out give or take 30 min.  It will also make you feel better or much worse in the morning knowing when you passed out and what you are going to be shitting out in the morning. :users:
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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #81 on: September 02, 2010, 03:28:12 PM »
Woke up on my couch this morning naked with a banana peel on my chest.  I don't remember much of the night.  I think I might have fracked a monkey.

I'm impressed that you ate so healthy when you were trashed.  I usually wake up with Taco Bell wrappers littered around the house.  I'm always surprised how much of that crap I can shove down my gullet after I've drank 8-12 beers.  I always think that it's going to sop up some of the booze I've drank for some reason? :drink:

Here is a tip I'll share too for those interested, if you do eat fast food after a nightly bender, make sure you save the receipt.  It will give you a pretty good indication as to when you passed out give or take 30 min.  It will also make you feel better or much worse in the morning knowing when you passed out and what you are going to be shitting out in the morning. :users:

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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #82 on: September 02, 2010, 05:48:07 PM »
Don't know how old you guys are, but if you are still in school drink your ass off and have a hell of a time.  Once you get older, you can still do it.....it just hurts A LOT more. 

it hurts a lot more because you are doing it a lot less. it's called the jeremy berger rule. you can't get hungover two days in a row.

I think you are on to something there.  When I am at the lake and popping the top on a beer at 9 am, I don't seem to feel too bad all day.  However, I think my liver begins to plot against me after 3 straight days like that.

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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #83 on: September 02, 2010, 09:53:08 PM »
Woke up on my couch this morning naked with a banana peel on my chest.  I don't remember much of the night.  I think I might have fracked a monkey.

I'm impressed that you ate so healthy when you were trashed.  I usually wake up with Taco Bell wrappers littered around the house.  I'm always surprised how much of that crap I can shove down my gullet after I've drank 8-12 beers.  I always think that it's going to sop up some of the booze I've drank for some reason? :drink:

Here is a tip I'll share too for those interested, if you do eat fast food after a nightly bender, make sure you save the receipt.  It will give you a pretty good indication as to when you passed out give or take 30 min.  It will also make you feel better or much worse in the morning knowing when you passed out and what you are going to be fecesting out in the morning. :users:

Room mates used to raid the McD's dumptster after aggieville closing.  :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:. I always came to, in the afternoon, and was all like  :ohno: when dragging myself out to the living room.
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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #84 on: September 02, 2010, 10:39:36 PM »
Asking "am I an alcoholic?" is more or less the same as prefacing a comment with "I don't mean this to sound racist."
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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #85 on: September 02, 2010, 10:52:04 PM »
Woke up on my couch this morning naked with a banana peel on my chest.  I don't remember much of the night.  I think I might have fracked a monkey.

I'm impressed that you ate so healthy when you were trashed.  I usually wake up with Taco Bell wrappers littered around the house.  I'm always surprised how much of that crap I can shove down my gullet after I've drank 8-12 beers.  I always think that it's going to sop up some of the booze I've drank for some reason? :drink:

Here is a tip I'll share too for those interested, if you do eat fast food after a nightly bender, make sure you save the receipt.  It will give you a pretty good indication as to when you passed out give or take 30 min.  It will also make you feel better or much worse in the morning knowing when you passed out and what you are going to be fecesting out in the morning. :users:

Room mates used to raid the McD's dumptster after aggieville closing.  :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:. I always came to, in the afternoon, and was all like  :ohno: when dragging myself out to the living room.
That is rough ridin' disgusting.

That was kind of my point.

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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #86 on: September 02, 2010, 11:11:29 PM »
Don't know how old you guys are, but if you are still in school drink your ass off and have a hell of a time.  Once you get older, you can still do it.....it just hurts A LOT more. 

it hurts a lot more because you are doing it a lot less. it's called the jeremy berger rule. you can't get hungover two days in a row.
What if your hangover lasts two days?

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Re: Signs you are an alcoholic???
« Reply #87 on: September 02, 2010, 11:16:13 PM »
Don't know how old you guys are, but if you are still in school drink your ass off and have a hell of a time.  Once you get older, you can still do it.....it just hurts A LOT more. 

it hurts a lot more because you are doing it a lot less. it's called the jeremy berger rule. you can't get hungover two days in a row.
What if your hangover lasts two days?


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