Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne

[Kat Kid]

I would build a $20 million house in a mid-sized mid-western town and just claim it as my own.  Get a private 747 that flew in people from around the world and just have enormous parties and dedicate my albums to the town etc.  And I would literally pick the town at random, but then be very adamant about the fact that I rep'd the town.

[WillieWatanabe]

donate half my money to KSU athletics with stipulations to be made later.

[steve dave]

Oh man, great thread.  Prolly exactly what he's going to do, put out ridic. amounts of super high quality mix tapes for 6 more years and then OD on promethazine and be like the rap version of Jim Morrison! (move along 2pac/big) 

[pissclams]

pay my debt to society.  guys like lil' wayne are a disgrace to real rappers.  hopefully he finds his true calling while in the clink and goes a different direction in life.

[OK_Cat]

"jock the bitches"

[raquetcat]

drink cough syrup out of a white styrofoam cup 

[theswo]

drink cough syrup out of a white styrofoam cup 

was wondering how long it would take for someone to say this

[TBL]

[Winters]

[The42Yardstick]

Pffffft. Typical cop. TBL must work for the Austin Police Department

[The1BigWillie]

I would build a $20 million house in a mid-sized mid-western town and just claim it as my ownand impregnate every white girl on her 18th birthday.   Get a private 747 that flew in people from around the world and just have enormous parties and dedicate my albums to the town etc.  And I would literally pick the town at random, but then be very adamant about the fact that I rep'd the town.

[TBL]

[PandaXpanda]

I would build a $20 million house in a mid-sized mid-western town and just claim it as my own.  Get a private 747 that flew in people from around the world and just have enormous parties and dedicate my albums to the town etc.  And I would literally pick the town at random, but then be very adamant about the fact that I rep'd the town.

u basically described dave chappelle. 

[hemmy]

kill myself (TBL already took that choice, you bitch)

[Kat Kid]

I would build a $20 million house in a mid-sized mid-western town and just claim it as my own.  Get a private 747 that flew in people from around the world and just have enormous parties and dedicate my albums to the town etc.  And I would literally pick the town at random, but then be very adamant about the fact that I rep'd the town.

u basically described dave chappelle. 

he keeps a low profile.  I'm talking about owning a town.

[PandaXpanda]

I would build a $20 million house in a mid-sized mid-western town and just claim it as my own.  Get a private 747 that flew in people from around the world and just have enormous parties and dedicate my albums to the town etc.  And I would literally pick the town at random, but then be very adamant about the fact that I rep'd the town.

u basically described dave chappelle. 

he keeps a low profile.  I'm talking about owning a town.

that's a valid point. 

[michigancat]

I would do everything in my power to annoy the ever-living f*ck out of middle-aged white people.  Like, do the ABC College FB intro, or buy the Lenexa barbecue contest and rename it "CrunkFestKC".

[steve dave]

I would do everything in my power to annoy the ever-living f*ck out of middle-aged white people.  Like, do the ABC College FB intro, or buy the Lenexa barbecue contest and rename it "CrunkFestKC".

OMG yes

[steve dave]

kinda OT.  Has anyone watched the Wayne interview with Katie Curic for 60 minutes or whatever?  Amazing TV.  He calls her Ms. Katie the entire time and is completely adorable.

[pissclams]

His Behind the Music on VH1 was really good too, I got a new respekt <--   for him after watching.  Not a huge fan but he seems like "my type of guy" 

[pissclams]

I would do everything in my power to annoy the ever-living f*ck out of middle-aged white people.  Like, do the ABC College FB intro, or buy the Lenexa barbecue contest and rename it "CrunkFestKC".

this is a great idea rusty.  you need to leave your current place of employment and open up IdeazOfficeMichigan

[Scary Smart]

1:13-2:15 Watching an EMAW basketball game.

 

[OK_Cat]

The guy is insanely intelligent.  If he applied to be a cop, they'd tell him he's over-qualified.  Tough luck TBL

[Saulbadguy]

Dunno. Maybe get in to acting?

[OK_Cat]

Dunno. Maybe get in to acting?

OMG, yes.  He would be great as an action star.