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Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
« on: August 26, 2010, 05:46:17 PM »


I would build a $20 million house in a mid-sized mid-western town and just claim it as my own.  Get a private 747 that flew in people from around the world and just have enormous parties and dedicate my albums to the town etc.  And I would literally pick the town at random, but then be very adamant about the fact that I rep'd the town.


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Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2010, 05:50:31 PM »
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Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2010, 06:08:29 PM »
Oh man, great thread.  Prolly exactly what he's going to do, put out ridic. amounts of super high quality mix tapes for 6 more years and then OD on promethazine and be like the rap version of Jim Morrison! (move along 2pac/big)  :love:

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Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2010, 06:12:56 PM »
pay my debt to society.  guys like lil' wayne are a disgrace to real rappers.  hopefully he finds his true calling while in the clink and goes a different direction in life.


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Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2010, 07:49:53 PM »
"jock the bitches"

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Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2010, 08:11:50 PM »
drink cough syrup out of a white styrofoam cup  :dunno:
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Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2010, 08:18:25 PM »
drink cough syrup out of a white styrofoam cup  :dunno:
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Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2010, 09:09:22 PM »

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Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2010, 09:18:08 PM »


I would build a $20 million house in a mid-sized mid-western town and just claim it as my ownand impregnate every white girl on her 18th birthday.   Get a private 747 that flew in people from around the world and just have enormous parties and dedicate my albums to the town etc.  And I would literally pick the town at random, but then be very adamant about the fact that I rep'd the town.
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Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
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Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2010, 11:17:20 PM »


I would build a $20 million house in a mid-sized mid-western town and just claim it as my own.  Get a private 747 that flew in people from around the world and just have enormous parties and dedicate my albums to the town etc.  And I would literally pick the town at random, but then be very adamant about the fact that I rep'd the town.

u basically described dave chappelle. 
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Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2010, 11:24:52 PM »
kill myself (TBL already took that choice, you bitch)

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Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2010, 06:48:42 AM »


I would build a $20 million house in a mid-sized mid-western town and just claim it as my own.  Get a private 747 that flew in people from around the world and just have enormous parties and dedicate my albums to the town etc.  And I would literally pick the town at random, but then be very adamant about the fact that I rep'd the town.

u basically described dave chappelle. 

he keeps a low profile.  I'm talking about owning a town.

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Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2010, 07:00:47 AM »


I would build a $20 million house in a mid-sized mid-western town and just claim it as my own.  Get a private 747 that flew in people from around the world and just have enormous parties and dedicate my albums to the town etc.  And I would literally pick the town at random, but then be very adamant about the fact that I rep'd the town.

u basically described dave chappelle. 

he keeps a low profile.  I'm talking about owning a town.

that's a valid point. 
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Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2010, 07:13:44 AM »
I would do everything in my power to annoy the ever-living f*ck out of middle-aged white people.  Like, do the ABC College FB intro, or buy the Lenexa barbecue contest and rename it "CrunkFestKC".

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Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2010, 07:14:23 AM »
I would do everything in my power to annoy the ever-living f*ck out of middle-aged white people.  Like, do the ABC College FB intro, or buy the Lenexa barbecue contest and rename it "CrunkFestKC".

OMG yes

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Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2010, 07:15:41 AM »
kinda OT.  Has anyone watched the Wayne interview with Katie Curic for 60 minutes or whatever?  Amazing TV.  He calls her Ms. Katie the entire time and is completely adorable.

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Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2010, 07:40:48 AM »
His Behind the Music on VH1 was really good too, I got a new respekt <-- :lol:  for him after watching.  Not a huge fan but he seems like "my type of guy" 


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Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
« Reply #20 on: August 27, 2010, 07:41:52 AM »
I would do everything in my power to annoy the ever-living f*ck out of middle-aged white people.  Like, do the ABC College FB intro, or buy the Lenexa barbecue contest and rename it "CrunkFestKC".

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Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
« Reply #21 on: August 27, 2010, 07:58:26 AM »


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Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
« Reply #22 on: August 27, 2010, 08:43:45 AM »
The guy is insanely intelligent.  If he applied to be a cop, they'd tell him he's over-qualified.  Tough luck TBL

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Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
« Reply #23 on: August 27, 2010, 08:45:51 AM »
Dunno. Maybe get in to acting?
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Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
« Reply #24 on: August 27, 2010, 08:47:17 AM »
Dunno. Maybe get in to acting?

OMG, yes.  He would be great as an action star.