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« Reply #50 on: August 11, 2010, 02:31:24 PM »

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« Reply #51 on: August 11, 2010, 02:34:46 PM »
Ideas: 
1. Canopy that crap. 2. add a better "ring of douches" marquee. 3. throw in a golden god statue of the tards. 4. a decent purple field with some fracking contrast for the logo. 5. jumbotron that will mask most of that thing where the players come from. 6. NOT neglecting Fontanelle Hybrids as a major sponsor. 



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« Reply #52 on: August 11, 2010, 02:36:11 PM »
i have seriously insane high architecture IQ (HAIQ).  that was all pro bono just to get in the door.  your welcome.

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« Reply #53 on: August 11, 2010, 02:38:51 PM »
i have seriously insane high architecture IQ (HAIQ).  that was all pro bono just to get in the door.  your welcome.



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« Reply #55 on: August 11, 2010, 03:02:01 PM »
Ideas: 
1. Canopy that crap. 2. add a better "ring of douches" marquee. 3. throw in a golden god statue of the tards. 4. a decent purple field with some fracking contrast for the logo. 5. jumbotron that will mask most of that thing where the players come from. 6. NOT neglecting Fontanelle Hybrids as a major sponsor.  


Can only get behind this if the Bill statue is obnoxiously tall.  Like tallest-man-made-object-in-all-of-Manahattan tall.  Could put a KSU hall of fame in the Cortez shoes. 

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« Reply #56 on: August 11, 2010, 03:04:06 PM »
Seriously my fave threads.  :katpak:

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« Reply #57 on: August 11, 2010, 03:17:09 PM »
Can only get behind this if the Bill statue is obnoxiously tall.  Like tallest-man-made-object-in-all-of-Manahattan tall.  Could put a KSU hall of fame in the Cortez shoes. 

For the purposes of a high quality image/design, I sought to fit within the original view.  Willing to explore larger Snyder. 
Can have elevator with two stops, one to aging scrotal region: with son Sean handing out fruit baskets with his face on the baskets because of his fruit of loin status.  Next stop is Snyder's brain cavity where we house a research facility/kid's mentoring program playground.  Include butter packets handouts, either individually or within baskets.  Play the eff out of Dean Martin.

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« Reply #58 on: August 11, 2010, 03:19:35 PM »
Ideas: 
1. Canopy that crap. 2. add a better "ring of douches" marquee. 3. throw in a golden god statue of the tards. 4. a decent purple field with some fracking contrast for the logo. 5. jumbotron that will mask most of that thing where the players come from. 6. NOT neglecting Fontanelle Hybrids as a major sponsor.  


The glow off of statue Bill kind of adds a sepia tone to the entire place.

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« Reply #59 on: August 11, 2010, 03:28:05 PM »
Can only get behind this if the Bill statue is obnoxiously tall.  Like tallest-man-made-object-in-all-of-Manahattan tall.  Could put a KSU hall of fame in the Cortez shoes. 

For the purposes of a high quality image/design, I sought to fit within the original view.  Willing to explore larger Snyder. 
Can have elevator with two stops, one to aging scrotal region: with son Sean handing out fruit baskets with his face on the baskets because of his fruit of loin status.  Next stop is Snyder's brain cavity where we house a research facility/kid's mentoring program playground.  Include butter packets handouts, either individually or within baskets.  Play the shazbot! out of Dean Martin.

If we can get Bish to be the statue tour guide, I am def in.

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« Reply #60 on: August 11, 2010, 04:03:25 PM »
Can only get behind this if the Bill statue is obnoxiously tall.  Like tallest-man-made-object-in-all-of-Manahattan tall.  Could put a KSU hall of fame in the Cortez shoes.  

For the purposes of a high quality image/design, I sought to fit within the original view.  Willing to explore larger Snyder.  
Can have elevator with two stops, one to aging scrotal region: with son Sean handing out fruit baskets with his face on the baskets because of his fruit of loin status.  Next stop is Snyder's brain cavity where we house a research facility/kid's mentoring program playground.  Include butter packets handouts, either individually or within baskets.  Play the shazbot! out of Dean Martin.
The golden Snyder statue looks like it would make the Johnny Kaw statue in city park his punk.

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« Reply #61 on: August 11, 2010, 04:12:37 PM »
I resent the use of my nickname and/or abbreviated name to be used to describe the decrepit status of the BSFS field turf.

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« Reply #62 on: August 11, 2010, 04:19:04 PM »
chunkles = chet manpants   :dunno:
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« Reply #63 on: August 11, 2010, 04:25:41 PM »
chunkles = chet manpants   :dunno:

crap.  yes. 
Was my original username but then i saw that someone else already used the [dickish yuppy first name] + man[random object] formula.  kept the photobucket account, though.  so suck it, mr. mantooth.

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« Reply #64 on: August 11, 2010, 04:36:12 PM »
Can only get behind this if the Bill statue is obnoxiously tall.  Like tallest-man-made-object-in-all-of-Manahattan tall.  Could put a KSU hall of fame in the Cortez shoes. 

Needs to rival Colossus of Rhodes:

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« Reply #65 on: August 11, 2010, 04:51:40 PM »
My god.  As if you didn't already know that this board was 1,000,000 times funnier than the horrifically unfunny Scout board, let's compare.  I posted this thread (with fewer jokes, because they're too old to get terms like "janky") over there this morning too, and here is the link for those of you who aren't named Steve Dave, who has been banned.

Excerpt!

Knealio wrote on page 2:  Just for sh*ts and giggles, for one home game a year, I'd love to see us go to an alternative uniform. Use the Willie logo on our helmets and wear grey as our jersey.

joeyshaw replied: If we get alternative's I want purple camo for fort Riley day.
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« Reply #66 on: August 11, 2010, 05:02:50 PM »
Can only get behind this if the Bill statue is obnoxiously tall.  Like tallest-man-made-object-in-all-of-Manahattan tall.  Could put a KSU hall of fame in the Cortez shoes. 

Needs to rival Colossus of Rhodes:


Exactly what I had in mind.

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« Reply #67 on: August 11, 2010, 05:18:53 PM »
I was thinking like this, except of Bill


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« Reply #68 on: August 11, 2010, 05:44:56 PM »
I would seriously take my own life if we broke out purple camo.

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« Reply #69 on: August 11, 2010, 06:30:11 PM »
Can we get a Johnny Kaw on the other hill?

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« Reply #70 on: August 11, 2010, 09:51:41 PM »
chunkles = chet manpants   :dunno:

crap.  yes. 
Was my original username but then i saw that someone else already used the [dickish yuppy first name] + man[random object] formula.  kept the photobucket account, though.  so suck it, mr. mantooth.

Was just going to comment on how you really kicked the door down on your way into goEMAW.   :embarrassed:

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« Reply #71 on: August 11, 2010, 11:07:21 PM »
chunkles = chet manpants   :dunno:

crap.  yes. 
Was my original username but then i saw that someone else already used the [dickish yuppy first name] + man[random object] formula.  kept the photobucket account, though.  so suck it, mr. mantooth.

Was just going to comment on how you really kicked the door down on your way into goEMAW.   :embarrassed:
is ok.  the name looks better on you anyway.  use it well.  USEITWELLDAMMIT.  :cry:

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« Reply #72 on: August 11, 2010, 11:51:28 PM »
OK, Scout board users actually pulled out some lollerfartz on the third page.  TrustTheDust is a genius.
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« Reply #73 on: August 12, 2010, 10:44:23 AM »
As stated, there will be a new field in BSFS next year.

My bro who lives in Manhattan works with some folks that are pretty big boosters who say they're looking at some other things as well, some pretty big stuff based on what he said.


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« Reply #74 on: August 12, 2010, 10:55:51 AM »
As stated, there will be a new field in BSFS next year.

My bro who lives in Manhattan works with some folks that are pretty big boosters who say they're looking at some other things as well, some pretty big stuff based on what he said.



Elaborate damn it!  :bang: