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Offline felix rex

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Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
« Reply #25 on: August 11, 2010, 10:10:44 AM »
YES!  But make sure to keep the feed lot and farm implement advertisements.

I would also like us to incorporate things like "The Bag Balm Soft Hands Catch of the Game".
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« Reply #26 on: August 11, 2010, 10:11:17 AM »

good quality limestone looks better aged and dirty.

Examples and photographs, plz.

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Examples and photographs on a building, please. :curse:

By "looks better aged and dirty," are you referring to Dickens Hall?  Because my feces is more pleasant to look at than Dickens Hall.


That building has it going on. Id do that
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« Reply #27 on: August 11, 2010, 10:19:41 AM »
Old news, boys....

http://goEMAW.com/blog/?p=42





Yeah I thought we talked about this and when goEMAW.com recieved naming rights and had full decision making power we would install the purple turf.

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« Reply #28 on: August 11, 2010, 10:50:58 AM »

good quality limestone looks better aged and dirty.

Examples and photographs, plz.

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Examples and photographs on a building, please. :curse:

By "looks better aged and dirty," are you referring to Dickens Hall?  Because my feces is more pleasant to look at than Dickens Hall.


That building has it going on. Id do that


JFC.  Lemme guess, you probably think it looks "regal"?    :facepalm:
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« Reply #29 on: August 11, 2010, 10:52:51 AM »
Limestone wall around the field levelreplacing crappy Garst Seed ads on plyboard.  Limestone wall to the top of the upperdeck on the east side.  No half assing it on the field itself, either go purple turf or go natural grass.  Convert currant football practice facility into uber elite basketball mega practice facility.  Build new uber-elite indoor football practice facility, dining center, weight center, etc across the road from Vanier.  Connect Vanier to the new facility with an above ground breezeway. Get rid of the asphalt track around the field and move the fance that much closer(dropping the field level as needed.  Wouldn't hurt to put in some SEC type hedges in somewhere either.

BTW, SB is right wash the GD limestone KSU.  Have some respect.
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Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
« Reply #30 on: August 11, 2010, 11:05:48 AM »
I recommend fully selling out.  Something like a 100 yard billboard for  :AA:.  Something legible from space.  Charge per square ft.  Then give the money to Frank and whoever he uses to buy kids.

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« Reply #31 on: August 11, 2010, 11:37:07 AM »
We need something similar to this


This is quality boarding when you can incorporate discussion of stripper poles and beer kegs on your teams' sideline.

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Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
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« Reply #33 on: August 11, 2010, 12:59:02 PM »
you are all thinking small beans...something bigger and more grand is in the works.  and, whispers of big donors are stepping up...

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« Reply #34 on: August 11, 2010, 01:02:12 PM »
you are all thinking small beans...something bigger and more grand is in the works.  and, whispers of big donors are stepping up...


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Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
« Reply #35 on: August 11, 2010, 01:09:11 PM »
If we are going to put in a limestone wall and replace the turf....then I say lower the field and add seats.

Look how close to the field they get to sit at Florida!  :curse:

http://www.secfootball.itgo.com/benhill.jpg

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« Reply #36 on: August 11, 2010, 01:13:57 PM »
they sit so close at florida, that all you see is a red x

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« Reply #37 on: August 11, 2010, 01:26:25 PM »


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« Reply #38 on: August 11, 2010, 01:47:57 PM »
you are all thinking small beans...something bigger and more grand is in the works.  and, whispers of big donors are stepping up...

Please elaborate.  :users:

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« Reply #39 on: August 11, 2010, 01:48:52 PM »


replace frank head with harleys, tanks and fireworks and we have ourselves a winner.

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« Reply #40 on: August 11, 2010, 01:49:47 PM »
Rumors from the Athletic Dept that there are big things in the fold.  Unconfirmed from my best sources at the moment, but I have it on good info that a few of these bad boys are going on both the east and west side.


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« Reply #41 on: August 11, 2010, 01:56:13 PM »




 :love:

Love the purple K-State on the BOTH white endzone fields.  

Hate the "Wildcats" flanked by powercats incorrectly facing opposite directions.  The "Kansas State" makes me want to wretch.

Seriously, we should not be this Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) at this stuff.




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« Reply #42 on: August 11, 2010, 02:15:08 PM »
Ideas: 
1. Canopy that crap. 2. add a better "ring of douches" marquee. 3. throw in a golden god statue of the tards. 4. a decent purple field with some rough ridin' contrast for the logo. 5. jumbotron that will mask most of that thing where the players come from. 6. NOT neglecting Fontanelle Hybrids as a major sponsor.  

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« Reply #43 on: August 11, 2010, 02:16:21 PM »
Ideas: 
1. Canopy that crap. 2. add a better "ring of douches" marquee. 3. throw in a golden god statue of the tards. 4. a decent purple field with some fracking contrast for the logo. 5. jumbotron that will mask most of that thing where the players come from. 6. NOT neglecting Fontanelle Hybrids as a major sponsor. 

best one yet. love the golden snyder.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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« Reply #44 on: August 11, 2010, 02:18:48 PM »
Ideas: 
1. Canopy that crap. 2. add a better "ring of douches" marquee. 3. throw in a golden god statue of the tards. 4. a decent purple field with some rough ridin' contrast for the logo. 5. jumbotron that will mask most of that thing where the players come from. 6. NOT neglecting Fontanelle Hybrids as a major sponsor.  


 :ksu:


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« Reply #45 on: August 11, 2010, 02:22:47 PM »
Pretty great. But maybe needs more Dillon's?  :dunno:
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« Reply #46 on: August 11, 2010, 02:24:58 PM »
Ideas: 
1. Canopy that crap. 2. add a better "ring of douches" marquee. 3. throw in a golden god statue of the tards. 4. a decent purple field with some rough ridin' contrast for the logo. 5. jumbotron that will mask most of that thing where the players come from. 6. NOT neglecting Fontanelle Hybrids as a major sponsor.  


This chunkles guy just exploded onto the goEMAW scene  :surprised:

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« Reply #47 on: August 11, 2010, 02:26:26 PM »
This chunkles guy just exploded onto the goEMAW scene  :surprised:

yeah, i don't think anyone was ready for that.

chunkles, you've set your bar very high.

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« Reply #48 on: August 11, 2010, 02:26:55 PM »
Ideas: 
1. Canopy that crap. 2. add a better "ring of douches" marquee. 3. throw in a golden god statue of the tards. 4. a decent purple field with some rough ridin' contrast for the logo. 5. jumbotron that will mask most of that thing where the players come from. 6. NOT neglecting Fontanelle Hybrids as a major sponsor.  


 :ksu:
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« Reply #49 on: August 11, 2010, 02:29:57 PM »
i have seriously insane high architecture IQ (HAIQ).  that was all pro bono just to get in the door.  your welcome.