people who say "ironically" when they really mean "coincidentally." If you and your buddy are accidentally wearing the same shirt on gameday, there's nothing ironic about it, dumbass.
I also hate the word beverage when used seriously. Like, in a police report, the individual had consumed approximately 3-4 alcoholic beverages. Hate it. Asking your buddy if he wants a frosty beverage, on the other hand, is fine.