Author Topic: Ways to improve Farmageddon (Read 8660 times)

Do Work Son · « **on:** July 30, 2010, 07:42:22 PM »

I think KC doesn't do justice to name Farmageddon! We should have it in western kansas. Like Fort Hays State. Better yet, maybe a local a farmer could let us convert their field for the football game. Then all farmers could park their combines along sidelines for fans to sit on. They could warm up the tractors when Iowa State has the ball to make noise! Move this game to the Heartland of America.

Do Work Son · « **Reply #1 on:** July 30, 2010, 08:59:23 PM »

Maybe a crop duster flyover during star spangled banner!

BigCat · « **Reply #2 on:** July 30, 2010, 09:33:30 PM »

Just to let you know Hays is not in western KS. Also any attempt to move this epic tilt anywhere west of Arrowhead would only take it further (farther?) away from the heartland.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #3 on:** July 30, 2010, 10:00:44 PM »

Quote from: BigCat on July 30, 2010, 09:33:30 PM

Just to let you know Hays is not in western KS. Also any attempt to move this epic tilt anywhere west of Arrowhead would only take it further (farther?) away from the heartland.

wut

MadCat · « **Reply #4 on:** July 30, 2010, 10:23:31 PM »

Quote from: OK_Cat on July 30, 2010, 10:00:44 PM

Quote from: BigCat on July 30, 2010, 09:33:30 PM
Just to let you know Hays is not in western KS. Also any attempt to move this epic tilt anywhere west of Arrowhead would only take it further (farther?) away from the heartland.

wut

I suppose to people in Goodland.

hemmy · « **Reply #5 on:** July 30, 2010, 10:48:01 PM »

Anything west of Salina is "western" KS

hatingfrancisco · « **Reply #6 on:** July 31, 2010, 12:02:54 AM »

Elitist rough ridin' Hays Jerkoffs trying to snubb Western Kansas while at the same time giving us the wrap around. Typical western kansas german hospitality at its finest!

Havs · « **Reply #7 on:** July 31, 2010, 12:53:08 AM »

Iowa farmers wouldn't even touch the soil in Western Kansas with their high priced tractors and farming equipment. Iowa soil= Elite.

DOOMsday · « **Reply #8 on:** July 31, 2010, 01:26:15 AM »

Quote from: hemmy on July 30, 2010, 10:48:01 PM

Anything west of Salina is "western" KS

Not to us Johnson County folk. Topeka is way the eff out west to me.

wabash909 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 31, 2010, 06:13:44 AM »

We would need concession stands, but all they would be is old women sitting behind card tables with red and white checkered tablecloths selling watermelons and small bushels of peaches.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #10 on:** July 31, 2010, 07:50:21 AM »

Quote from: wabash909 on July 31, 2010, 06:13:44 AM

We would need concession stands, but all they would be is old women sitting behind card tables with red and white checkered tablecloths selling watermelons and small bushels of peaches.

A table of wheat stalk weaving's, and various corn stalk "art work", 19 different varieties of popcorn. Also a bubble rave sponsored by John Deere, with green and yellow bubbles and glow sticks with a no shirt under the bib overalls requirement to enter.

wabash909 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 31, 2010, 08:27:24 AM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on July 31, 2010, 07:50:21 AM

Quote from: wabash909 on July 31, 2010, 06:13:44 AM
We would need concession stands, but all they would be is old women sitting behind card tables with red and white checkered tablecloths selling watermelons and small bushels of peaches.

A table of wheat stalk weaving's, and various corn stalk "art work", 19 different varieties of popcorn. Also a bubble rave sponsored by John Deere, with green and yellow bubbles and glow sticks with a no shirt under the bib overalls requirement to enter.

DJamer Johnno Lazetich, aka "The Rhino" on the ones and twos for the bubble rave sponsored by John Deere.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #12 on:** July 31, 2010, 08:48:33 AM »

Absolutely . . . top it off with Jarrod Cooper on a table.

Havs · « **Reply #13 on:** July 31, 2010, 11:15:33 AM »

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/farmageddon/

Do Work Son · « **Reply #14 on:** July 31, 2010, 12:23:21 PM »

During halftime, barrel racing! Keep the folks interested!

doom · « **Reply #15 on:** July 31, 2010, 12:26:11 PM »

I think we should do like harley day except let some farmers run their tractors and combines around the field at arrowhead before the game.

Paul Moscow · « **Reply #16 on:** July 31, 2010, 12:29:46 PM »

Quote from: doom on July 31, 2010, 12:26:11 PM

I think we should do like harley day except let some farmers run their tractors and combines around the field at arrowhead before the game.

Then at halftime have a full-scale auction for these same tractors and combines.

MadCat · « **Reply #17 on:** July 31, 2010, 01:52:44 PM »

Quote from: Haverhill on July 31, 2010, 11:15:33 AM

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/farmageddon/

Quote

Name: Dan McCarney on Jul 30, 2010
Comments: And create a separate trophy for the team that wins the second half.

Havs · « **Reply #18 on:** August 01, 2010, 04:54:54 AM »

Quote from: MadCat on July 31, 2010, 01:52:44 PM

Quote from: Haverhill on July 31, 2010, 11:15:33 AM
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/farmageddon/

Quote
Name: Dan McCarney on Jul 30, 2010
Comments: And create a separate trophy for the team that wins the second half.

Ok, I'll admit, that's funny lol.

PandaXpanda · « **Reply #19 on:** August 02, 2010, 08:03:42 PM »

also, a tractor pull w/ willie destroying whatever their pos (

) mascot is.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #20 on:** August 02, 2010, 08:14:27 PM »

Quote from: doom on July 31, 2010, 12:26:11 PM

I think we should do like harley day except let some farmers run their tractors and combines around the field at arrowhead before the game.

Those tractors would overheat they'd be so warmed up.

BigCat · « **Reply #21 on:** August 02, 2010, 08:26:35 PM »

Quote from: gunnar1073 on July 31, 2010, 12:02:54 AM

Elitist fracking Hays Jerkoffs trying to snubb Western Kansas while at the same time giving us the wrap around. Typical western kansas german hospitality at its finest!

Actually the total opposite. Elitist true western Kansaners trying to keep Hays from being included in their region at all costs.

Take the mileage from Kanorado to KC and split it in three, Hays is within the western edge of central KS.

Do Work Son · « **Reply #22 on:** August 02, 2010, 08:40:00 PM »

Quote from: BigCat on August 02, 2010, 08:26:35 PM

Quote from: gunnar1073 on July 31, 2010, 12:02:54 AM
Elitist fracking Hays Jerkoffs trying to snubb Western Kansas while at the same time giving us the wrap around. Typical western kansas german hospitality at its finest!

Actually the total opposite. Elitist true western Kansaners trying to keep Hays from being included in their region at all costs.

Take the mileage from Kanorado to KC and split it in three, Hays is within the western edge of central KS.

Instead of Hays, how about Scott City? So many emaw elites in that town!

Havs · « **Reply #23 on:** August 03, 2010, 10:08:53 PM »

Quote from: Do Work Son on August 02, 2010, 08:40:00 PM

Quote from: BigCat on August 02, 2010, 08:26:35 PM
Quote from: gunnar1073 on July 31, 2010, 12:02:54 AM
Elitist fracking Hays Jerkoffs trying to snubb Western Kansas while at the same time giving us the wrap around. Typical western kansas german hospitality at its finest!

Actually the total opposite. Elitist true western Kansaners trying to keep Hays from being included in their region at all costs.

Take the mileage from Kanorado to KC and split it in three, Hays is within the western edge of central KS.

Instead of Hays, how about Scott City? So many emaw elites in that town!

I didn't think there was anything in Kansas west of Kansas speedway.

pike · « **Reply #24 on:** August 03, 2010, 11:22:27 PM »

Quote from: Haverhill on July 31, 2010, 12:53:08 AM

Iowa farmers wouldn't even touch the soil in Western Kansas with their high priced tractors and farming equipment. Iowa soil= Elite.

Psh, our soil pwns yours