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Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
« Reply #25 on: August 03, 2010, 11:46:42 PM »
Elitist fracking Hays Jerkoffs trying to snubb Western Kansas while at the same time giving us the wrap around.  Typical western kansas german hospitality at its finest!

Actually the total opposite. Elitist true western Kansaners trying to keep Hays from being included in their region at all costs.

Take the mileage from Kanorado to KC and split it in three, Hays is within the western edge of central KS. :gocho:

Instead of Hays, how about Scott City? So many emaw elites in that town!

I didn't think there was anything in Kansas west of Kansas speedway.

Dude,you're from Iowa.  If you want to run desolation smack, your only real options are like Wyoming and Antarctica. 

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Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2010, 11:50:28 PM »
also, a tractor pull w/ willie destroying whatever their pos ( :lol:) mascot is. 

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Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
« Reply #27 on: August 03, 2010, 11:54:18 PM »
Iowa farmers wouldn't even touch the soil in Western Kansas with their high priced tractors and farming equipment. Iowa soil= Elite.

Kansas Feedlots = Elite
Iowa Feedlots = a dying breed.

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Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
« Reply #28 on: August 04, 2010, 12:12:17 AM »
Iowa farmers wouldn't even touch the soil in Western Kansas with their high priced tractors and farming equipment. Iowa soil= Elite.

Kansas Feedlots = Elite
Iowa Feedlots = a dying breed.

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Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
« Reply #29 on: August 04, 2010, 12:24:45 AM »
Iowa farmers wouldn't even touch the soil in Western Kansas with their high priced tractors and farming equipment. Iowa soil= Elite.

Kansas Feedlots = Elite
Iowa Feedlots = a dying breed.

Read a big story about how Iowa has some of the richest soil in the world.  Said it was due to the lack of indoor plumbing in the state.

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Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
« Reply #30 on: August 04, 2010, 01:03:26 AM »
Elitist fracking Hays Jerkoffs trying to snubb Western Kansas while at the same time giving us the wrap around.  Typical western kansas german hospitality at its finest!

Actually the total opposite. Elitist true western Kansaners trying to keep Hays from being included in their region at all costs.

Take the mileage from Kanorado to KC and split it in three, Hays is within the western edge of central KS. :gocho:

Instead of Hays, how about Scott City? So many emaw elites in that town!

I didn't think there was anything in Kansas west of Kansas speedway.

Dude,you're from Iowa.  If you want to run desolation smack, your only real options are like Wyoming and Antarctica. 

I've been through Hays and Goodland; nowhere in Iowa is as desolate as those places.

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Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
« Reply #31 on: August 04, 2010, 01:06:08 AM »
Elitist fracking Hays Jerkoffs trying to snubb Western Kansas while at the same time giving us the wrap around.  Typical western kansas german hospitality at its finest!

Actually the total opposite. Elitist true western Kansaners trying to keep Hays from being included in their region at all costs.

Take the mileage from Kanorado to KC and split it in three, Hays is within the western edge of central KS. :gocho:

Instead of Hays, how about Scott City? So many emaw elites in that town!

I didn't think there was anything in Kansas west of Kansas speedway.

Dude,you're from Iowa.  If you want to run desolation smack, your only real options are like Wyoming and Antarctica. 

I've been through Hays and Goodland; nowhere in Iowa is as desolate as those places.

We don't count pigs as citizens in Kansas.

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Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
« Reply #32 on: August 04, 2010, 01:29:23 AM »
Dodge City is like the world capital of feed lots. Anything in Iowa is Busch league

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Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
« Reply #33 on: August 04, 2010, 02:35:01 AM »
Dodge City is like the world capital of feed lots. Anything in Iowa is Busch league

Pretty sure that's in Missouri.  I think that may be an ingredient in meth, not sure though.

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Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
« Reply #34 on: August 04, 2010, 08:57:00 PM »
Elitist fracking Hays Jerkoffs trying to snubb Western Kansas while at the same time giving us the wrap around.  Typical western kansas german hospitality at its finest!

Actually the total opposite. Elitist true western Kansaners trying to keep Hays from being included in their region at all costs.

Take the mileage from Kanorado to KC and split it in three, Hays is within the western edge of central KS. :gocho:

Instead of Hays, how about Scott City? So many emaw elites in that town!

I didn't think there was anything in Kansas west of Kansas speedway.

Dude,you're from Iowa.  If you want to run desolation smack, your only real options are like Wyoming and Antarctica. 

I've been through Hays and Goodland; nowhere in Iowa is as desolate as those places.

We don't count pigs as citizens in Kansas.

What does that have to do with Western Kansas being desolate? Kansas has half of a major metropolitan area in its state and still doesn't have as many people as Iowa. That's desolate.

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Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
« Reply #35 on: August 04, 2010, 09:39:52 PM »
Elitist fracking Hays Jerkoffs trying to snubb Western Kansas while at the same time giving us the wrap around.  Typical western kansas german hospitality at its finest!

Actually the total opposite. Elitist true western Kansaners trying to keep Hays from being included in their region at all costs.

Take the mileage from Kanorado to KC and split it in three, Hays is within the western edge of central KS. :gocho:

Instead of Hays, how about Scott City? So many emaw elites in that town!

I didn't think there was anything in Kansas west of Kansas speedway.

Dude,you're from Iowa.  If you want to run desolation smack, your only real options are like Wyoming and Antarctica. 

I've been through Hays and Goodland; nowhere in Iowa is as desolate as those places.

We don't count pigs as citizens in Kansas.

What does that have to do with Western Kansas being desolate? Kansas has half of a major metropolitan area in its state and still doesn't have as many people as Iowa. That's desolate.

Once again, we don't count pigs as citizens in Kansas.

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Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
« Reply #36 on: August 04, 2010, 09:46:25 PM »
Elitist fracking Hays Jerkoffs trying to snubb Western Kansas while at the same time giving us the wrap around.  Typical western kansas german hospitality at its finest!

Actually the total opposite. Elitist true western Kansaners trying to keep Hays from being included in their region at all costs.

Take the mileage from Kanorado to KC and split it in three, Hays is within the western edge of central KS. :gocho:

Instead of Hays, how about Scott City? So many emaw elites in that town!

I didn't think there was anything in Kansas west of Kansas speedway.

Dude,you're from Iowa.  If you want to run desolation smack, your only real options are like Wyoming and Antarctica.  

I've been through Hays and Goodland; nowhere in Iowa is as desolate as those places.

We don't count pigs as citizens in Kansas.

What does that have to do with Western Kansas being desolate? Kansas has half of a major metropolitan area in its state and still doesn't have as many people as Iowa. That's desolate.
Enjoy it while you frackin can Havs.
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Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
« Reply #37 on: August 04, 2010, 10:18:48 PM »
Elitist fracking Hays Jerkoffs trying to snubb Western Kansas while at the same time giving us the wrap around.  Typical western kansas german hospitality at its finest!

Actually the total opposite. Elitist true western Kansaners trying to keep Hays from being included in their region at all costs.

Take the mileage from Kanorado to KC and split it in three, Hays is within the western edge of central KS. :gocho:

Instead of Hays, how about Scott City? So many emaw elites in that town!

I didn't think there was anything in Kansas west of Kansas speedway.

Dude,you're from Iowa.  If you want to run desolation smack, your only real options are like Wyoming and Antarctica.  

I've been through Hays and Goodland; nowhere in Iowa is as desolate as those places.

We don't count pigs as citizens in Kansas.

What does that have to do with Western Kansas being desolate? Kansas has half of a major metropolitan area in its state and still doesn't have as many people as Iowa. That's desolate.
Enjoy it while you frackin can Havs.
Kansas


Iowa


Once again, this is irrelevant. We're comparing Iowa's most desolate portions to Kansas' most desolate portions. Kansas has much more desolation. Hays isnt made less desolate simply because more people become Jocos...

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Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
« Reply #38 on: August 04, 2010, 10:23:31 PM »
Elitist fracking Hays Jerkoffs trying to snubb Western Kansas while at the same time giving us the wrap around.  Typical western kansas german hospitality at its finest!

Actually the total opposite. Elitist true western Kansaners trying to keep Hays from being included in their region at all costs.

Take the mileage from Kanorado to KC and split it in three, Hays is within the western edge of central KS. :gocho:

Instead of Hays, how about Scott City? So many emaw elites in that town!

I didn't think there was anything in Kansas west of Kansas speedway.

Dude,you're from Iowa.  If you want to run desolation smack, your only real options are like Wyoming and Antarctica.  

I've been through Hays and Goodland; nowhere in Iowa is as desolate as those places.

We don't count pigs as citizens in Kansas.

What does that have to do with Western Kansas being desolate? Kansas has half of a major metropolitan area in its state and still doesn't have as many people as Iowa. That's desolate.
Enjoy it while you frackin can Havs.
Kansas


Iowa


Once again, this is irrelevant. We're comparing Iowa's most desolate portions to Kansas' most desolate portions. Kansas has much more desolation. Hays isnt made less desolate simply because more people become Jocos...

Hays is made less desolate by the number of wind turbines that keep multiplying near there.

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Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
« Reply #39 on: August 04, 2010, 10:31:45 PM »
Once again, this is irrelevant. We're comparing Iowa's most desolate portions to Kansas' most desolate portions. Kansas has much more desolation. Hays isnt made less desolate simply because more people become Jocos...

You're rough ridin' weird.

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Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
« Reply #40 on: August 04, 2010, 10:37:52 PM »
Havs is real sensative about this subject.  I plan on exposing this weakness as often as possible.

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Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
« Reply #41 on: August 04, 2010, 10:50:46 PM »
Havs is real sensative about this subject.  I plan on exposing this weakness as often as possible.

You're a bigger piece of crap than haverhill.

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Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
« Reply #42 on: August 04, 2010, 11:13:16 PM »
Hav isn't a piece of crap.  Just sensative about Iowa.

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« Reply #43 on: August 04, 2010, 11:19:07 PM »
Quote from my dad (raised in Omaha) this weekend while we stayed in Council Bluffs:

"Council Bluffs is what happens when Omaha gets an enema"

Also, Iowa on I-35 north of Des Moines has been scientifically proven as THE WORST PLACE IN THE WORLD

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Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
« Reply #44 on: August 04, 2010, 11:19:36 PM »
Havs sorry if this makes the douchers on this site hate you but, I think your a good dude...
Maybe you folks aren't so bad...

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« Reply #45 on: August 04, 2010, 11:32:28 PM »
Havs sorry if this makes the douchers on this site hate you but, I think your a good dude...

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Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
« Reply #46 on: August 04, 2010, 11:39:19 PM »
Havs is good people, but take it from some one who road tripped to Winnipeg last year, Iowa is pretty darn desolate.  Looked like the soil was in pretty bad shape too.

Also, WTF is with all the flooding, Iowa?  Too much water imo.


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« Reply #47 on: August 04, 2010, 11:42:45 PM »
Also, WTF is with all the flooding, Iowa? 

I know this sounds crazy but I believe.

The flooding/killing of Iowans is what HE wants.

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Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
« Reply #48 on: August 05, 2010, 01:12:45 AM »
Quote from my dad (raised in Omaha) this weekend while we stayed in Council Bluffs:

"Council Bluffs is what happens when Omaha gets an enema"

Also, Iowa on I-35 north of Des Moines has been scientifically proven as THE WORST PLACE IN THE WORLD

I'd appreciate you guys' help in moving the missouri river to the east side of Council Bluffs and Sioux City so they can be part of the state of Nebraska. I-35 is pretty boring, just drove it today from Minneapolis to Ames. Not as bad as I-70 west though.

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Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
« Reply #49 on: August 05, 2010, 02:00:06 AM »
Quote from my dad (raised in Omaha) this weekend while we stayed in Council Bluffs:

"Council Bluffs is what happens when Omaha gets an enema"

Also, Iowa on I-35 north of Des Moines has been scientifically proven as THE WORST PLACE IN THE WORLD

I'd appreciate you guys' help in moving the missouri river to the east side of Council Bluffs and Sioux City so they can be part of the state of Nebraska. I-35 is pretty boring, just drove it today from Minneapolis to Ames. Not as bad as I-70 west though.
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