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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #75 on: August 31, 2010, 09:55:10 PM »
True.  Dropping the anal bomb is always good for a laugh.

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #76 on: August 31, 2010, 10:28:44 PM »
True story.

My best friend at KSU lost his virginity (at 23 years old) to a chick that I dumped the week before.  Of course I seemed all over her before I dumped her and since we were besties of course I told him.  I didn't get pissed I thought it was funny because I dumped because she was fracking ugly.  Ladies being a dirty screw only gets you so far if you're ugly.  Well he eventually married her and they have ugly eggheaded kids and live in Nebraska.  Every time they see or think about me he has no choice but to also think about that the only pussy he has ever had was used by me as a cum dispenser a week before she took his flower.

I like your style.

Seems perfect that they moved to Nebraska...home of the ugly and desparate.

I think SD lives in Omaha doesn't he... oh wait... Oh wow!  SD was a virgin until he was 23???
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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #77 on: August 31, 2010, 10:32:27 PM »
SD has an egg head?!  Did not see that coming!!

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #78 on: September 01, 2010, 09:54:28 AM »
SD, are you gonna let the black guy talk about your wife like that?

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #79 on: September 01, 2010, 10:45:44 AM »
 Well he eventually married her and they have ugly eggheaded kids and live in Nebraska.  

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Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
« Reply #80 on: September 01, 2010, 11:11:41 AM »
SD, are you gonna let the black guy talk about your wife like that?

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