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« Reply #24125 on: January 22, 2024, 10:14:50 AM »
I hope Mitch writes a script that is the corniest of all time for our Lamar Hunt trophy win

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« Reply #24126 on: January 22, 2024, 10:18:19 AM »
You don't need to hope . . . Mitch's entire shtick is 98% scripted.


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« Reply #24127 on: January 22, 2024, 10:21:39 AM »
nothing quite that great could be improvised

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« Reply #24128 on: January 22, 2024, 10:24:44 AM »
who cares if it's scripted?

Weird thing people get angry about. Much like the Taylor hate.

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« Reply #24129 on: January 22, 2024, 10:25:13 AM »
I do kind of wish I still lived in BHAM just for last night.  The neighborhood sports bar is where the BHAM Bill's Backers Club gathers, and they have a pretty large contingent.

I was there the last time to quietly feed off of the dejection.


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« Reply #24130 on: January 22, 2024, 10:26:00 AM »
who cares if it's scripted?

Weird thing people get angry about. Much like the Taylor hate.

Why do you think I'm angry about it?  I think it's hilarious and just a little sad.


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« Reply #24131 on: January 22, 2024, 10:26:28 AM »
who cares if it's scripted?

Weird thing people get angry about. Much like the Taylor hate.

Why do you think I'm angry about it?  I think it's hilarious and just a little sad.

50% true

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« Reply #24132 on: January 22, 2024, 10:27:59 AM »
who cares if it's scripted?

Weird thing people get angry about. Much like the Taylor hate.

Why do you think I'm angry about it?  I think it's hilarious and just a little sad.





50% true

I've listened to Mitch's shtick since he first arrived on the scene, it's hilariously contrived and I know white mid westerners love it.  I'm happy for you guys.  I thought it was great at first myself.


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« Reply #24133 on: January 22, 2024, 10:39:11 AM »
You don't need to hope . . . Mitch's entire shtick is 98% scripted.
the same thing has been said many times about you


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« Reply #24134 on: January 22, 2024, 10:57:12 AM »
I know no perceived slight of Mitch goes unpunished on this blog.

Mitch is the giant parking lot of scripted presentation that mid-westerners love  :thumbsup:  and enjoy


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« Reply #24135 on: January 22, 2024, 11:04:33 AM »
Yeah can tell you aren't angry about it.  :ROFL:

I couldn't care less about Mitch and his little speeches.

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« Reply #24136 on: January 22, 2024, 11:06:18 AM »
I don't understand the love affair of Mitch. 

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« Reply #24137 on: January 22, 2024, 11:12:53 AM »
Back on topic, how about quad spies on Lamar?

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« Reply #24138 on: January 22, 2024, 11:17:03 AM »
I love how much 45 total seconds of Taylor Swift on tv during a 3 1/2 hour game triggers people.

Same.  It's adorable, and I love it....both the triggering and the lovely couple.
https://twitter.com/matty_angles/status/1749234618950185450?s=61&t=kHH-k8anwIfPUMhwWRaDiA


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« Reply #24139 on: January 22, 2024, 11:19:53 AM »
Back on topic, how about quad spies on Lamar?

This is a good idea

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« Reply #24140 on: January 22, 2024, 11:20:09 AM »
I’ve never been less confident heading into a game in the mahomes era than this one

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« Reply #24141 on: January 22, 2024, 11:22:11 AM »
I’ve never been less confident heading into a game in the mahomes era than this one

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« Reply #24142 on: January 22, 2024, 11:26:06 AM »
(I’m not saying I think we’re going to lose)

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« Reply #24143 on: January 22, 2024, 11:41:28 AM »
Halftime adjustments on D by Spags were good. Was so frustrating in the first half to see them run for 7 yards every first down.


Also I didn't love seeing all the Chiefs waving goodbye to the Bills fans. I'm sure they were talking trash all game, but like, cmon. That fanbase has suffered enough. Who cares if they threw snow at you.
Nah, eff 'em. I love the idea of how much they must hate the Chiefs.

We should all band together and each donate $6 to a charity for buffalos or something, just to really rub it in.

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« Reply #24144 on: January 22, 2024, 11:45:35 AM »
here's all the times mahomes has ever been an underdog:

2018
week 1 @ la chargers: chiefs +3.5 (W 38-28)
week 2 @ pittsburgh: chiefs +4.5 (W 42-37)
week 5 @ new england: chiefs +3.5 (L 40-43)
week 11 @ la rams: chiefs +3 (L 51-54)

2019
week 14 @ new england: chiefs +3 (W 23-16)

2020
week 3 @ baltimore: chiefs +3.5 (W 34-20)

2021
n/a

2022
week 4 @ tampa bay: chiefs +1 (W 41-31)
week 6 vs buffalo: chiefs +2.5 (L 20-24)
super bowl vs philadelphia: chiefs +1 (W 38-35)

2023
divisional @ buffalo: chiefs +2.5 (W 27-24)

career record as underdog: 7-3 (8-1-1 ATS)
we don't get many chances to bet on mahomes as a dog so we should savor it when it happens

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« Reply #24145 on: January 22, 2024, 11:55:42 AM »
Halftime adjustments on D by Spags were good. Was so frustrating in the first half to see them run for 7 yards every first down.


Also I didn't love seeing all the Chiefs waving goodbye to the Bills fans. I'm sure they were talking trash all game, but like, cmon. That fanbase has suffered enough. Who cares if they threw snow at you.
Nah, eff 'em. I love the idea of how much they must hate the Chiefs.

We should all band together and each donate $6 to a charity for buffalos or something, just to really rub it in.

We can adopt a bison.

https://www.worldwildlife.org/species/plains-bison

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« Reply #24146 on: January 22, 2024, 11:57:22 AM »
and I was 100% in predicting that Mecole gimmick plays are stupid and need to be thrown in a toilet and then flushed
When I saw Rashee lined up at RB I was concerned about dumbfuckery.

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« Reply #24147 on: January 22, 2024, 12:09:27 PM »
and I was 100% in predicting that Mecole gimmick plays are stupid and need to be thrown in a toilet and then flushed

mecole shouldn’t even be on the roster, let alone the field

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« Reply #24148 on: January 22, 2024, 12:29:17 PM »
Not having thuney could loom large with madbuike or whatever his name is

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« Reply #24149 on: January 22, 2024, 01:22:45 PM »
Halftime adjustments on D by Spags were good. Was so frustrating in the first half to see them run for 7 yards every first down.


Also I didn't love seeing all the Chiefs waving goodbye to the Bills fans. I'm sure they were talking trash all game, but like, cmon. That fanbase has suffered enough. Who cares if they threw snow at you.
Nah, eff 'em. I love the idea of how much they must hate the Chiefs.

We should all band together and each donate $6 to a charity for buffalos or something, just to really rub it in.

This is pretty funny.  And I was kinda hoping the players were just waving at our fans who came down to that side but like Waks said, eff em. 
Fifteen minutes later, when the Kansas locker room opened its doors to the media, the Jayhawks were still crying. Literally, bawling. All of them. I've never seen anything like it, and I've seen devastated college locker rooms -- after losses in the Final Four, the national championship game -- ever