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« Reply #21975 on: January 23, 2023, 01:13:42 PM »
My decades of season tickets burnout and lin Eliot esque playoff loses keeps me from attending many additional arrowhead games and it pisses me off.

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Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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« Reply #21977 on: January 23, 2023, 06:52:55 PM »
I’ve needed to find time to watch this whole series for sheed reasons, but today was the 2nd time I recall that the video had him in chiefs stuff, which is a hell of an endorsement for the chiefs.

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« Reply #21978 on: January 23, 2023, 08:24:13 PM »
Chiefs now +1, probably moving towards +1.5

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« Reply #21979 on: January 23, 2023, 08:42:29 PM »
Chiefs now +1, probably moving towards +1.5

When was the last time we were home dogs? Like 2013 or something?

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« Reply #21980 on: January 23, 2023, 09:17:26 PM »
the dorks in this thread trying to convince themselves that Cinci isn't an absolute nightmare matchup for this team.. sheesh
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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« Reply #21981 on: January 23, 2023, 09:21:10 PM »
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« Reply #21982 on: January 23, 2023, 09:22:58 PM »
Chiefs now +1, probably moving towards +1.5

When was the last time we were home dogs? Like 2013 or something?

Not sure. Kurtis can we look that up?

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« Reply #21983 on: January 23, 2023, 09:25:15 PM »
Maybe I'm an idiot with an idiot brain and I'm using sports talk logic but I like being the home dog. We've been the fav in like 900 straight home arrowhead stade games. Could be a nice change of p for our emotional and mental prep

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« Reply #21984 on: January 23, 2023, 09:27:20 PM »
Guys football players are huge. We all know this. Watching the g in pers on Saturday it was cray how Chris J looks huge compared to other NFL players. He is huge.

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« Reply #21985 on: January 23, 2023, 09:29:30 PM »
Maybe I'm an idiot with an idiot brain and I'm using sports talk logic but I like being the home dog. We've been the fav in like 900 straight home arrowhead stade games. Could be a nice change of p for our emotional and mental prep

I just stuck a needle in my spine to pull out some stem cells and dropped them off at Mahomes house so he could use them to recover. Combine that with the Coach Kilmer needle he will get around 3pm on Sunday and there is no way we lose this game.

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« Reply #21986 on: January 23, 2023, 09:29:35 PM »
I’m a lot more terrified of this game after rewatching Saturday’s game last night. I had end zone seats, so I couldn’t see how much Mahomes was hopping around in the 2nd half. I definitely am a bit more worried now. But he’s also the closest thing to a current day Jesus, so I have faith!

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« Reply #21987 on: January 23, 2023, 09:30:13 PM »
I’m a lot more terrified of this game after rewatching Saturday’s game last night. I had end zone seats, so I couldn’t see how much Mahomes was hopping around in the 2nd half. I definitely am a bit more worried now. But he’s also the closest thing to a current day Jesus, so I have faith!

Plus he has my stem cells

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« Reply #21988 on: January 23, 2023, 09:30:30 PM »
Also Kahlen Saunders looks like after that Willy Wonka girl becomes a blueberry when you watch a game in pers at the stade. He is as round as a big round boulder

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« Reply #21989 on: January 23, 2023, 09:31:49 PM »
I’m a lot more terrified of this game after rewatching Saturday’s game last night. I had end zone seats, so I couldn’t see how much Mahomes was hopping around in the 2nd half. I definitely am a bit more worried now. But he’s also the closest thing to a current day Jesus, so I have faith!

and also with you

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« Reply #21990 on: January 23, 2023, 09:32:00 PM »
I’m a lot more terrified of this game after rewatching Saturday’s game last night. I had end zone seats, so I couldn’t see how much Mahomes was hopping around in the 2nd half. I definitely am a bit more worried now. But he’s also the closest thing to a current day Jesus, so I have faith!

Plus he has my stem cells
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« Reply #21991 on: January 23, 2023, 09:33:23 PM »
Guys I'm all for stem celling Pat but Ben Ji's stem cells are like, not that good. Let's be on the lookout for better stem cells

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« Reply #21992 on: January 23, 2023, 09:36:41 PM »
Guys I'm all for stem celling Pat but Ben Ji's stem cells are like, not that good. Let's be on the lookout for better stem cells

ITS BETTER THAN NO STEM CELLS!!! Why don't you go dig up Jim Thorpe's desiccated body and try and get some stem cells out of there?!? HUH?

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« Reply #21993 on: January 23, 2023, 09:40:14 PM »
He's the MVP of the NFL, idiot. You actually think you're stem cell worthy?  :ROFL:

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« Reply #21994 on: January 23, 2023, 09:40:37 PM »
it's not so much about pat's ankle as it is the D, wacks.

the cinci d had perfect covg on 67% of buffalo's dropbacks (best in the divisional round). kc had perfect covg on 11% of jax's dropbacks (worst in the divisional rd by a couple galaxies).

the D is gonna determine our fate
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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« Reply #21995 on: January 23, 2023, 09:41:24 PM »
HEY GUYS I MIGHT DONATE A KIDNEY TO USAIN BOLT!

I JUST CALLED LEBRON TO SEE IF HE NEEDS SOME BONE MARROW!

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« Reply #21996 on: January 23, 2023, 09:42:46 PM »
j-dub did you hear they might activate CEH for the game? Maybe that could make the difference for Kansas City Heaths

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« Reply #21997 on: January 23, 2023, 09:43:28 PM »
By that I mean make us lost by 20 instead of 1

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« Reply #21998 on: January 23, 2023, 09:43:47 PM »
i'll lose my crap irl
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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« Reply #21999 on: January 23, 2023, 09:44:35 PM »
it's not so much about pat's ankle as it is the D, wacks.

the cinci d had perfect covg on 67% of buffalo's dropbacks (best in the divisional round). kc had perfect covg on 11% of jax's dropbacks (worst in the divisional rd by a couple galaxies).

the D is gonna determine our fate
They we’re on the ropes just a week ago against a bad Ravens squad. Stay positive!