does everyone know the story of a member of this board peeing on the seat in front of him/her during the playing of our nation's anthem?
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Well, there's not much else to say. It was an act of desperation from a very inebriated individual whose nickname rhymes with "pear." About 15 of us were sitting way the eff up in the northeast corner for the playoff game against the Ravens. It was like 8 degrees that morning so we had to drink a lot to survive and with survival-drinking comes the need to urinate. Our friend and fellow bbs'er didn't want to miss kickoff so, while the rest of us were belting out the SSB, he was peeing on the seat in front of him.
8manpick can fill you in on any details I'm leaving out, he was closer to the action than me.
Yes I was standing next to our friend Pear, belting the national anthem, like any red-blooded drunken american would. I was oblivious most of the time, but at about "RockCATS red glare" I saw what he was doing, and was shocked to see that no one outside of our group seemed to notice. This just shows how patriotic we are in the home of the CHIEFS. Anyway, bubbles hit all the major points except that in the middle of the first quarter, a young lady (maybe a former poster here?
) sat down on the seat in question, no doubt thinking that it was nothing more than a little melted snow if she even noticed it. I don't think she knows about it to this day...
