I've been in KC for the past 7 months (but not right now thank the flying spaghetti monster, 79 and the beach as opposed to 27 and sleet

) WackyTuck and the rest of the so very white Midwestern validation and affirmation seekers.
I can rock the Royals, Chiefs and K-State gear, well, T-shirts (with shorts and sandals)

. . . and still make WackyTuck all
