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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING
« Reply #14025 on: January 26, 2018, 02:57:34 PM »
"Hey CF3"
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"You look super bored. Why is that"
"I was just remembering Chiefs v Texans wildcard round of NFL playoffs. I think the QB was like Chris Simms or something but I'm not going to google it because I could get even boreder."

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING
« Reply #14026 on: January 26, 2018, 03:03:53 PM »
the wild card game? on the road? against brian lmao hoyer? that was the peak of the andy reid era?

why do you guys think i said hell no to hiring andy 5 years ago. why do you think i said hell no to trading for alex smith 5 years ago.

because it was all so gd predictable. that's why.

and don't give me that "he won games. he brought us back to respectability" bullshit. he made us historical laughingstocks. we've lost the 2 most embarrassing playoff games in the past 2 decades. 2 of the 4 biggest chokejobs in the entire history of the nfl. and then, he has the audacity to say that "it worked out pretty good."

he's also wasted some of the best years of: DJamer, charles, hali, houston, berry, peters, kelce and poe. he saddled the offense with gutless alex smith. and he saddled the defense with the inept bob sutton. and he refuses to learn or change or even admit he might be wrong.

bill belichek laughs himself to sleep every damn night knowing that andy reid exists, and that he's viewed as "a winner" and seen by most as the 2nd best/most accomplished coach in his conference.

19 years.. he's mismanaged game clocks and abandoned the running game since i was in high school. he's lost 13 playoff games and his lone super bowl appearance in his 19 years as a head coach in the nfl. he's only won 1 playoff game since 2009, which not coincidentally is the last time jim johnson was his d coordinator. and if you look semi-closely, you'll see that jim johnson was truly responsible for most of andy's success. 19 years.. that's not a track record. that's a definitive body of work.

he's fat oscar weber in a giant red coat.

"time's yours."

"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING
« Reply #14027 on: January 26, 2018, 03:06:10 PM »
the wild card game? on the road? against brian lmao hoyer? that was the peak of the andy reid era?

why do you guys think i said hell no to hiring andy 5 years ago. why do you think i said hell no to trading for alex smith 5 years ago.

because it was all so gd predictable. that's why.

and don't give me that "he won games. he brought us back to respectability" bullshit. he made us historical laughingstocks. we've lost the 2 most embarrassing playoff games in the past 2 decades. 2 of the 4 biggest chokejobs in the entire history of the nfl. and then, he has the audacity to say that "it worked out pretty good."

he's also wasted some of the best years of: DJamer, charles, hali, houston, berry, peters, kelce and poe. he saddled the offense with gutless alex smith. and he saddled the defense with the inept bob sutton. and he refuses to learn or change or even admit he might be wrong.

bill belichek laughs himself to sleep every damn night knowing that andy reid exists, and that he's viewed as "a winner" and seen by most as the 2nd best/most accomplished coach in his conference.

19 years.. he's mismanaged game clocks and abandoned the running game since i was in high school. he's lost 13 playoff games and his lone super bowl appearance in his 19 years as a head coach in the nfl. he's only won 1 playoff game since 2009, which not coincidentally is the last time jim johnson was his d coordinator. and if you look semi-closely, you'll see that jim johnson was truly responsible for most of andy's success. 19 years.. that's not a track record. that's a definitive body of work.

he's fat oscar weber in a giant red coat.

"time's yours."



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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING
« Reply #14028 on: January 26, 2018, 03:09:19 PM »
who are you arguing against weirdo?

cf3 and i are disagreeing on which of reid's anthills are taller, not whether one of them is everest.
and you bring up belichick? cool mayne

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING
« Reply #14029 on: January 26, 2018, 03:09:32 PM »
andy reid = oscar weber of nfl coaches


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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING
« Reply #14030 on: January 26, 2018, 03:12:09 PM »
who are you arguing against weirdo?

cf3 and i are disagreeing on which of reid's anthills are taller, and you bring up belichick? cool mayne

I'm stating that anyone who believes in Andy is an idiot. I'm arguing for sanity. I couldn't care less about the "peak of the past 5 years"
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING
« Reply #14031 on: January 26, 2018, 03:13:37 PM »
 :zzz: Your NFL team should never make you this enraged, bud. Relax, it's Friday.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING
« Reply #14032 on: January 26, 2018, 03:13:58 PM »
andy reid = oscar weber of nfl coaches

he's more like pre-2008 bill self. i mean the chiefs have the most reg season wins in the entire nfl under reid. 1 playoff win to show for it.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING
« Reply #14033 on: January 26, 2018, 03:15:48 PM »
Don't worry wacky. I just love ranting about Andy and Alex. I'm having a pretty great little Friday over here
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING
« Reply #14034 on: January 26, 2018, 03:18:26 PM »
 :thumbs:

The Chiefs are nice and fun to follow, but I just can't let them break me anymore. I just like football and it's a nice little cherry on top after the cats play. I do want my $ back for that playoff game however, those rough ridin' dumbasses.  :curse:

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING
« Reply #14035 on: January 26, 2018, 03:18:53 PM »
andy reid = oscar weber of nfl coaches

he's more like pre-2008 bill self. i mean the chiefs have the most reg season wins in the entire nfl under reid. 1 playoff win to show for it.

*besides patriots LOLOL

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING
« Reply #14036 on: January 26, 2018, 03:26:31 PM »
:zzz: Your NFL team should never make you this enraged, bud. Relax, it's Friday.
you literally argue with everyone on the internet tho


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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING
« Reply #14037 on: January 26, 2018, 03:28:41 PM »
It's fun.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING
« Reply #14038 on: January 26, 2018, 03:37:38 PM »
Until feelings get hurt :frown:

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING
« Reply #14039 on: January 26, 2018, 03:38:29 PM »
It goes both ways unfortunately.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING
« Reply #14042 on: January 30, 2018, 08:39:22 PM »
:excited:

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING
« Reply #14043 on: January 30, 2018, 08:41:37 PM »
Damn... They did Cousins dirty.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING
« Reply #14044 on: January 30, 2018, 08:55:35 PM »
It

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING
« Reply #14046 on: January 30, 2018, 09:14:28 PM »
So like did we get a 2018 2nd round pick or what bros
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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING
« Reply #14047 on: January 30, 2018, 09:16:04 PM »
Picks and a player, so ya, we got their 2nd.

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Re: CHIEFS KINGDOM, REID DAWN RISING
« Reply #14049 on: January 30, 2018, 09:22:36 PM »
Got rid of Alex Smith, picked up a 2nd round pick, saved 17 million, get to start a franchise QB next year.  Not a bad day for chiefs fans.
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