just introducing myself....

[Piratesmile]

and i know a few things......
- martin won't leave unless nba comes calling
- i came here from gopowercat because the people here smack of cognac and bitters
- martins sister could be the sexiest person in manhattan if she would ever move out of new york city
- i was told by a former kstate coach we would win 35-10 the night before we beat OU for the crown
- i owned a GT Pro Performer in 85 that was stolen and sold for scraps around town
- the story of how joe bob told the obese man he was coming back to kansas state would make you proud
- i was once told by a man in garden city that i make the best guacamole he'd ever tasted, while eating at his restaurant
- chad may put kstate on the map and i think he is on this site
- we will go to a bowl game this year

[1/64th]

This could have been tagged onto the end of the other dumb thread you started.   

[pissclams]

LOL

[MadCat]

and i know a few things......
- the human head weighs 8 pounds
- Troy Aikman, in only six years, has passed for 16,303 yards
- bees and dogs can smell fear
- the career record for hits is 4,256 by Pete Rose who is NOT in the Hall of Fame
- my next door neighbor has three rabbits

[Piratesmile]

every lame dick knows those things.  and your neighbor has at least 7 rabbits.  no one has just three rabbits.

[yoga-like_abana]

Yes but do you know what Brent did?

[WillieWatanabe]

 

[michigancat]

Is it "Pirate Smile" or "Pirate's Mile"?

[LickNeckey]

isn't a pirate smile a degenerate sexual act

[Dr Rick Daris]

Piratesmile 

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

Is it "Pirate Smile" or "Pirate's Mile"?

Iknowright

[Pete]

Piratesmile 

Totally agree.  Like a breath of fresh air... piratesmile. 

[Pete]

both lefty and piratesmile should post more. this, i'm pretty sure of. welcome to the board. it's like a family here. 

+1

[Lefty]

Pete,

Can I call you the Pat Bosco of goEMAW? You're like a warm blanket that resembles Andy Garcia and smells like lasagna.

[Piratesmile]

like a weiner on a first time dad.  and expect it to grow more and more, until one day it will require its own space big and transparent enough for people to recognize.  and i second the kind words about pete.  he is like the fall grass clippings spread about on the hot black tar asphalt at worlds of funs. 

[Dr Rick Daris]

Oh man. Wtf is this crap fellas?

I roll out the red rough ridin' carpet and Pete somehow gets to be pat Bosco. Fts. I demand Bosco. Pete is more of an Amy button renz anyway. Let's make this right fellas. No hard feelings. Deal?

[DQ12]

PirateDUMBASS

 

[Pete]

Oh man. Wtf is this crap fellas?

I roll out the red fracking carpet and Pete somehow gets to be pat Bosco. Fts. I demand Bosco. Pete is more of an Amy button renz anyway. Let's make this right fellas. No hard feelings. Deal?

It's out there Rick.  There's no Pat Bosco take-backs.  My advice to you is to look to the administration of the College of Arts & Sciences for your comparos going forward.

[Trim]

Oh man. Wtf is this crap fellas?

I roll out the red fracking carpet and Pete somehow gets to be pat Bosco. Fts. I demand Bosco. Pete is more of an Amy button renz anyway. Let's make this right fellas. No hard feelings. Deal?

It's out there Rick.  There's no Pat Bosco take-backs.  My advice to you is to look to the administration of the College of Arts & Sciences for your comparos going forward.

I want to be Yar Ebadi.  Badass.  Crawled out of Afghanistan to freedom on his hands and knees.

[Pete]

Oh man. Wtf is this crap fellas?

I roll out the red fracking carpet and Pete somehow gets to be pat Bosco. Fts. I demand Bosco. Pete is more of an Amy button renz anyway. Let's make this right fellas. No hard feelings. Deal?

It's out there Rick.  There's no Pat Bosco take-backs.  My advice to you is to look to the administration of the College of Arts & Sciences for your comparos going forward.

I want to be Yar Ebadi.  Badass.  Crawled out of Afghanistan to freedom on his hands and knees.

Done.

He's also a HUGE EMAW fan, and not just because of the sweet paychecks...he's a fan fan.

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I want to be Yar Ebadi.  Badass.  Crawled out of Afghanistan to freedom on his hands and knees.

Done.

He's also a HUGE EMAW fan, and not just because of the sweet paychecks...he's a fan fan.

It comes and goes.  He shopped a lot at the place and my and my bros worked when we were at KSU.  Told us he was needing some clothes for a trip to Russia.  My buddy Morris suggested a nice purple sweater to represent KSU.  He exploded and said he represents himself, not anybody else.  It was on one of these dealings with him at work that we heard all about the escape from 'ghanistan. 

His kid ended up working at the place and upon hearing of some issues we had w/one of the profs, had Yar do some stuff and next thing, we had As.

Just last year, Morris, the guy who suggested the purple sweater years earlier, ran into him in the pisser at BSFS w/Yar all EMAW'd up.  Morris was bewildered.

[pissclams]

Oh man. Wtf is this crap fellas?

I roll out the red fracking carpet and Pete somehow gets to be pat Bosco. Fts. I demand Bosco. Pete is more of an Amy button renz anyway. Let's make this right fellas. No hard feelings. Deal?

It's out there Rick.  There's no Pat Bosco take-backs.  My advice to you is to look to the administration of the College of Arts & Sciences for your comparos going forward.

I want to be Yar Ebadi.  Badass.  Crawled out of Afghanistan to freedom on his hands and knees.

SON OF A rough ridin' BITCH I WANTED TO BE YAR.  

this freaking sucks.  well, I guess I'm going to be Brian Kovar then

[Dr Rick Daris]

Oh man. Wtf is this crap fellas?

I roll out the red fracking carpet and Pete somehow gets to be pat Bosco. Fts. I demand Bosco. Pete is more of an Amy button renz anyway. Let's make this right fellas. No hard feelings. Deal?

It's out there Rick.  There's no Pat Bosco take-backs.  My advice to you is to look to the administration of the College of Arts & Sciences for your comparos going forward.

I want to be Yar Ebadi.  Badass.  Crawled out of Afghanistan to freedom on his hands and knees.

SON OF A frackING BITCH I WANTED TO BE YAR.  

this freaking sucks.  well, I guess I'm going to be Brian Kovar then

you...kovar?


a guy can dream i guess. good luck here clams.

[EllToPay]

dibs on scott hendrix.   

[Dr Rick Daris]

dibs on scott hendrix.   

no offense etp, but you'd be lucky to get farrell webb. if by some stroke of luck you do, then you take that sob, turn around, run as fast as you can, and never look back. godspeed.