I'd like to know how a pirate smiles. I envision it like an elvis lip curl, always the opposite side of his patched eye.
- I know piratesmile
- He's the best top-rocker break dancer born in Riley County
- He's taken his shirt off in every bar in aggieville
- He used to catch crawdad's in cico park using bologna on a string
- He owned a pet ferret named Abbey in his parents basement
- He drove through the entire state of Kentucky naked, so he wouldn't fall asleep at the wheel.