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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #50 on: July 14, 2010, 05:37:03 PM »
Oh man. Wtf is this crap fellas?

I roll out the red fracking carpet and Pete somehow gets to be pat Bosco. Fts. I demand Bosco. Pete is more of an Amy button renz anyway. Let's make this right fellas. No hard feelings. Deal?

It's out there Rick.  There's no Pat Bosco take-backs.  My advice to you is to look to the administration of the College of Arts & Sciences for your comparos going forward.

I want to be Yar Ebadi.  Badass.  Crawled out of Afghanistan to freedom on his hands and knees.

SON OF A frackING BITCH I WANTED TO BE YAR.  

this freaking sucks.  well, I guess I'm going to be Brian Kovar then

you...kovar? :lol:


a guy can dream i guess. good luck here clams.
dream? heh, i was basically born brian kovar.  but i can understand why you would be jealous since you're Jo Lyle.


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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #51 on: July 14, 2010, 05:57:56 PM »
Oh man. Wtf is this crap fellas?

I roll out the red fracking carpet and Pete somehow gets to be pat Bosco. Fts. I demand Bosco. Pete is more of an Amy button renz anyway. Let's make this right fellas. No hard feelings. Deal?

It's out there Rick.  There's no Pat Bosco take-backs.  My advice to you is to look to the administration of the College of Arts & Sciences for your comparos going forward.

I want to be Yar Ebadi.  Badass.  Crawled out of Afghanistan to freedom on his hands and knees.

SON OF A frackING BITCH I WANTED TO BE YAR.  

this freaking sucks.  well, I guess I'm going to be Brian Kovar then

you...kovar? :lol:


a guy can dream i guess. good luck here clams.
dream? heh, i was basically born brian kovar.  but i can understand why you would be jealous since you're Jo Lyle.

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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #52 on: July 14, 2010, 09:48:23 PM »
Rick,

I feel really sore that you didn't end up getting the Pat Bosco comparo. I didn't want to spoil the fun, but I'm making a George C. Clark wax dummy in your honor. George C. Clark was the finest Natural Disaster professor I will ever have.

Let's bury the hatchet bro. Your pal,

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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #53 on: July 14, 2010, 10:24:12 PM »
Don't ask if you get a free cooler.

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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #54 on: July 14, 2010, 10:25:48 PM »
Dibs on Professor Charles Sanders.

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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #55 on: July 14, 2010, 10:28:38 PM »
dibs on scott hendrix.   :pbj:

God, I hated that fat shazbot!.

I refused to pay over a hundred dollars for the WSJ, and half of the articles we were supposed to read and photocopy were stolen from the WSJ at Hale.  So I went in blind on half of the exams. 

I came less than a tenth of a percent short of a B in his class and he still gave me a C.  It was my only one in my four years at KSU.

So, long story short, if you're Hendrix, I want to punch you in the face.

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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #56 on: July 14, 2010, 10:29:29 PM »
Fine, if we're calling dibs, I'm going with Lloyd Lechter.

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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #57 on: July 14, 2010, 10:29:47 PM »
Dibs on Professor Charles Sanders.

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Had him this past year. Damn, what an all around classy individual. "This isn't the fifth year of high school." :love:

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« Reply #58 on: July 14, 2010, 10:34:20 PM »
Dibs on Professor Charles Sanders.

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Had him this past year. Damn, what an all around classy individual. "This isn't the fifth year of high school." :love:

Taking his civil war class right now, with KSU Wildcats Offensive Lineman Colton Freeze.

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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #59 on: July 15, 2010, 07:53:12 AM »
dibs on scott hendrix.   :pbj:

God, I hated that fat shazbot!.

I refused to pay over a hundred dollars for the WSJ, and half of the articles we were supposed to read and photocopy were stolen from the WSJ at Hale.  So I went in blind on half of the exams. 

I came less than a tenth of a percent short of a B in his class and he still gave me a C.  It was my only one in my four years at KSU.

So, long story short, if you're Hendrix, I want to punch you in the face.

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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #60 on: July 15, 2010, 09:08:04 AM »
Fine, if we're calling dibs, I'm going with Lloyd Lechter.

Loved Lloyd Letcher, loved. 


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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #61 on: July 15, 2010, 09:12:58 AM »
Fine, if we're calling dibs, I'm going with Lloyd Lechter.

Loved Lloyd Letcher, loved. 

Overslept for a test.  Told him I had a drinking problem that was the cause and that I was getting treatment.  He let me take a make-up.  :love:

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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #62 on: July 15, 2010, 09:15:01 AM »
Fine, if we're calling dibs, I'm going with Lloyd Lechter.

Loved Lloyd Letcher, loved. 

Overslept for a test.  Told him I had a drinking problem that was the cause and that I was getting treatment.  He let me take a make-up.  :love:
Unbelievable.  The guy is an EMANGEL


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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #63 on: July 15, 2010, 09:33:55 AM »
Oldfather.  :chainsaw:
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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #64 on: July 15, 2010, 09:41:25 AM »
Deciding between Noel Stanton and Yun-Oh Wang... :dunno:

I'll take Noel Stanton.  :gocho:

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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #65 on: July 15, 2010, 09:59:20 AM »
You know, it really IS a beautiful song.

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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #66 on: July 15, 2010, 10:10:43 AM »
Fine, if we're calling dibs, I'm going with Lloyd Lechter.

Loved Lloyd Letcher, loved. 

Overslept for a test.  Told him I had a drinking problem that was the cause and that I was getting treatment.  He let me take a make-up.  :love:
Unbelievable.  The guy is an EMANGEL

Saw him walking around Zona Rosa one day about five years ago.  I was star struck.  Couldn't muster the courage to tell him what a big fan I was.

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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #67 on: July 15, 2010, 01:01:48 PM »
Fine, if we're calling dibs, I'm going with Lloyd Lechter.

Loved Lloyd Letcher, loved. 

Overslept for a test.  Told him I had a drinking problem that was the cause and that I was getting treatment.  He let me take a make-up.  :love:
Unbelievable.  The guy is an EMANGEL

Saw him walking around Zona Rosa one day about five years ago.  I was star struck.  Couldn't muster the courage to tell him what a big fan I was.

Totally missed out on a perfect chance to update him on Trim's struggles with addiction.

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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #68 on: July 15, 2010, 03:28:04 PM »
Oh man. Wtf is this crap fellas?

I roll out the red fracking carpet and Pete somehow gets to be pat Bosco. Fts. I demand Bosco. Pete is more of an Amy button renz anyway. Let's make this right fellas. No hard feelings. Deal?

It's out there Rick.  There's no Pat Bosco take-backs.  My advice to you is to look to the administration of the College of Arts & Sciences for your comparos going forward.

I want to be Yar Ebadi.  Badass.  Crawled out of Afghanistan to freedom on his hands and knees.

SON OF A frackING BITCH I WANTED TO BE YAR.  

this freaking sucks.  well, I guess I'm going to be Brian Kovar then

Careful there.....I saw Travis Wilson snap and come real close to throwing down on Brian Kovar in the middle of a class.


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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #69 on: July 15, 2010, 03:55:10 PM »
Oh man. Wtf is this crap fellas?

I roll out the red fracking carpet and Pete somehow gets to be pat Bosco. Fts. I demand Bosco. Pete is more of an Amy button renz anyway. Let's make this right fellas. No hard feelings. Deal?

It's out there Rick.  There's no Pat Bosco take-backs.  My advice to you is to look to the administration of the College of Arts & Sciences for your comparos going forward.

I want to be Yar Ebadi.  Badass.  Crawled out of Afghanistan to freedom on his hands and knees.

SON OF A frackING BITCH I WANTED TO BE YAR. 

this freaking sucks.  well, I guess I'm going to be Brian Kovar then

Careful there.....I saw Travis Wilson snap and come real close to throwing down on Brian Kovar in the middle of a class.


I would wrap Travis Wilson up like a pretzel and serve him to the squarrels on campus.


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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #70 on: July 15, 2010, 04:21:36 PM »
Oh man. Wtf is this crap fellas?

I roll out the red fracking carpet and Pete somehow gets to be pat Bosco. Fts. I demand Bosco. Pete is more of an Amy button renz anyway. Let's make this right fellas. No hard feelings. Deal?

It's out there Rick.  There's no Pat Bosco take-backs.  My advice to you is to look to the administration of the College of Arts & Sciences for your comparos going forward.

I want to be Yar Ebadi.  Badass.  Crawled out of Afghanistan to freedom on his hands and knees.

SON OF A frackING BITCH I WANTED TO BE YAR. 

this freaking sucks.  well, I guess I'm going to be Brian Kovar then

Careful there.....I saw Travis Wilson snap and come real close to throwing down on Brian Kovar in the middle of a class.


I would wrap Travis Wilson up like a pretzel and serve him to the squarrels on campus.

And that, boys and girls, is what happened to Jerome Janet.

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Re: just introducing myself....
« Reply #71 on: July 15, 2010, 05:35:39 PM »
I got dibs on Linder

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« Reply #72 on: July 15, 2010, 06:15:58 PM »
you all remind me of her.  kind of a cross between barbara billingsley and hugh beumont.  i say this will all kinds of affection.  she was my favorite professor.  i heard she saw ski jones' schlong on accident in the family restroom at durland. 

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« Reply #73 on: July 15, 2010, 06:56:32 PM »
you all remind me of her.  kind of a cross between barbara billingsley and hugh beumont.  i say this will all kinds of affection.  she was my favorite professor.  i heard she saw ski jones' schlong on accident in the family restroom at durland. 

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« Reply #74 on: July 15, 2010, 07:23:41 PM »
Oh man. Wtf is this crap fellas?

I roll out the red fracking carpet and Pete somehow gets to be pat Bosco. Fts. I demand Bosco. Pete is more of an Amy button renz anyway. Let's make this right fellas. No hard feelings. Deal?

It's out there Rick.  There's no Pat Bosco take-backs.  My advice to you is to look to the administration of the College of Arts & Sciences for your comparos going forward.

I want to be Yar Ebadi.  Badass.  Crawled out of Afghanistan to freedom on his hands and knees.

SON OF A frackING BITCH I WANTED TO BE YAR.  

this freaking sucks.  well, I guess I'm going to be Brian Kovar then

Careful there.....I saw Travis Wilson snap and come real close to throwing down on Brian Kovar in the middle of a class.



Brian Kovar is the only professor I ever had that I think I truly hated. Like down to my very core. Just bad, bad human being who was obviously born without any semblance of a sense of humor and a heart of stone.

It didn't help that he apparently thought that he was teaching a Harvard MBA class. The amount of work we had to do for a 300-level BUSINESS class was rough ridin' criminal. When you're spending more time each night on your Management 366 class than you are on Calc and Finance COMBINED, something is seriously not right.

The worst part is how smug he was about it, like "I know all of you are required to take this class and thought it would be a nice break in between your hard classes, so I'm gonna teach you a lesson by assigning 10 hour projects every week and making you memorize computer lingo from the 1980's."

He started sending me so many emails every day that I actually started feeling kind of bad for him. But not for long. The beautiful people in the EMAW School of Business deserve better.

Hey Brian Kovar, SUCK IT  :gocho:
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