I know what you're saying. My head is basically shave with a 2 all round, with tapering at the edges. EZ Peezy. Nope, had my hair jacked up 6 ways from Sunday on multiple occassions. That's why I've been going to the same barber for like 4 years. I can barely understand her, but she is pretty BA. Even trims the ol eyebrows when needed.