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Soy Sauce
« on: July 06, 2010, 08:05:41 PM »
Is there a better sauce?  No.


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Re: Soy Sauce
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2010, 08:28:23 PM »
yes

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Re: Soy Sauce
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2010, 08:29:53 PM »
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Re: Soy Sauce
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2010, 08:30:03 PM »
I think that pretty much every sauce is better.

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Re: Soy Sauce
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2010, 08:31:36 PM »
I like hot sauce better.
worchestershire might be better too (close call)

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Re: Soy Sauce
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2010, 08:36:12 PM »
I like hot sauce better.
worchestershire might be better too (close call)

Wrong.  Hot sauce is 6th.  Worcestershire is 11th.

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Re: Soy Sauce
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2010, 08:37:57 PM »
I like hot sauce better.
worchestershire might be better too (close call)

Wrong.  Hot sauce is 6th.  Worcestershire is 11th.

After hearing this, I have to question the validity of your whole ranking system

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Re: Soy Sauce
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2010, 08:40:07 PM »
Is there a better sauce?  No.

Oh, yeah. Female sauce.  :lick:

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Re: Soy Sauce
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2010, 08:43:14 PM »
I like hot sauce better.
worchestershire might be better too (close call)

Wrong.  Hot sauce is 6th.  Worcestershire is 11th.

After hearing this, I have to question the validity of your whole ranking system

Wow.  Another tough guy that is going to try to push "hot sauce" as the #1 sauce.  Unbelievable.

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Re: Soy Sauce
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2010, 08:45:18 PM »
I think we can all agree cranberry is last (hint: its not even a sauce!)

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Re: Soy Sauce
« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2010, 08:51:51 PM »
For me, it's all relative to what you are eating.

Eating spiced, shaved lame?  Then that one sauce that is white and creamy and starts with a T (tastes like cucumbers).

Eating pulled pork?  I go with a vinegar based bbq sauce.

Eating bratwurst?  Secret Stadium Sauce.

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Re: Soy Sauce
« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2010, 09:02:47 PM »
For me, it's all relative to what you are eating.

Eating spiced, shaved lame?  Then that one sauce that is white and creamy and starts with a T (tastes like cucumbers).

Eating pulled pork?  I go with a vinegar based bbq sauce.

Eating bratwurst?  Secret Stadium Sauce.

Yes, tzatziki sauce is 4th. But let it be known that the rankings are not based on the entree, but rather the presumption that you must eat only one sauce on everything you consume forever.

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Re: Soy Sauce
« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2010, 09:12:09 PM »
If you guys consider soy, hot, worcestershire, etc to be sauce, do you also consider ketchup and mustard to be sauces?  They're freaking condiments, you retards.  But yeah, hot sauce would be the one I would choose if I could only have one.

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Re: Soy Sauce
« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2010, 09:33:03 PM »
ketchup and mustard don't count you idiot.  the format is clear: _________ sauce.

fish sauce is very high up as well.
chocolate sauce?  tres bien!

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Re: Soy Sauce
« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2010, 09:39:09 PM »
Oyster sauce tastes good.

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Re: Soy Sauce
« Reply #15 on: July 06, 2010, 09:51:37 PM »
Soy sauce? More like salt sauce.

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Re: Soy Sauce
« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2010, 09:54:30 PM »
Sauce n00bs you shouldnt ignore bechamel sauce. 


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Re: Soy Sauce
« Reply #17 on: July 06, 2010, 10:04:01 PM »
i can think of twenty sauces of the top of my head that are soy much better than this lame sauce that _33 is trying to stuff down peoples throats.

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Re: Soy Sauce
« Reply #18 on: July 06, 2010, 10:17:03 PM »
The sauce that goes on Bang Bang shrimp is prolly my fav.

also marinara.

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Re: Soy Sauce
« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2010, 10:23:02 PM »
cocktail is very tasty to me, but I can see not liking it

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Re: Soy Sauce
« Reply #20 on: July 06, 2010, 10:24:05 PM »
cocktail is very tasty to me, but I can see not liking it

has to be super horseradishy IMO.  otherwise tastes like sugary ketchup.

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Re: Soy Sauce
« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2010, 10:50:23 PM »
1) Fake Clams knows what I'm talking 'bout!  Mods, please change the name of this thread to "Condiments". TIA.
2)Anything with horseradish involved is okay by me.  Especially anything with lots of HR involved.

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Re: Soy Sauce
« Reply #22 on: July 06, 2010, 10:52:10 PM »
Nacho cheese sauce.

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Re: Soy Sauce
« Reply #23 on: July 06, 2010, 10:55:18 PM »
Goddamnit Cire, you're not helping here.

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Re: Soy Sauce
« Reply #24 on: July 06, 2010, 10:58:31 PM »
Bearnaise.  Another great sauce, along with hollandaise of course...


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