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summer cocktails
« on: June 26, 2010, 06:34:41 PM »
so i'm in the need of new summer drinks aside from the regular "just drink a cold beer, pussy". please include ingredients and mixing directions if possible.


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Re: summer cocktails
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2010, 06:40:24 PM »
pint glass. little bit of ice. half shot of vodka. two thirds beer. one third lemonade.

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Re: summer cocktails
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2010, 06:42:29 PM »
summer brew, good start.... i feel like we can get a little more exotic/.......................better

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Re: summer cocktails
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2010, 06:45:31 PM »
Melonade:

One part lemoncello
One part Midori
One part Vodka
Top with Fresca

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Re: summer cocktails
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2010, 06:47:37 PM »
me likey

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Re: summer cocktails
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2010, 06:52:41 PM »
ADIOS [redacted]

1/2 oz  vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz 1800® Tequila
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
2 oz sweet and sour mix
2 oz Sprite

Pour all ingredients except the Sprite into a chilled glass filled with ice cubes. Top with Sprite and stir gently.
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Re: summer cocktails
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2010, 06:54:13 PM »
Just drink a cold beer you mullet-headed pussy.


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Re: summer cocktails
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2010, 07:00:09 PM »
Snake in the grass:


1 can frozen lime concentrate-small
1 of the above can worth vodka
4 beers

mix up and get fracked up

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Re: summer cocktails
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2010, 07:09:39 PM »
ADIOS MOTHERfrackER

1/2 oz  vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz 1800® Tequila
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
2 oz sweet and sour mix
2 oz Sprite

Pour all ingredients except the Sprite into a chilled glass filled with ice cubes. Top with Sprite and stir gently.

change the blue curacao to grenadine and add triple sec and you just made a tarantula.  :surprised:

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Re: summer cocktails
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2010, 07:12:46 PM »
EZ mojito
Bacardi limon
Simple syrup
Fresh lime juice
Mint leaves
Soda water
Pour the rum, syrup, lime juice and leaves into a shaker w/ ice and shake vigorously.  (Tear the leaves up a bit right before you add to shaker)
Top off with soda water and pour into glass.
Garnish with lime and some mint leaves.

I left the ratios up to you to tinker around with, no real recipe you have to rigidly follow. 
 

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Re: summer cocktails
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2010, 07:14:40 PM »
Also, don't even think about a premade mix, never had one that was anywhere near as good as handmade.  And don't substitute tonic for soda water, too bitter.

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Re: summer cocktails
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2010, 07:17:59 PM »
Chicks dig belinis.  Just add some peach nector or raspberry concentrate, etc to a glass of champagne.  Tastes great so they'll pound 'em and you get to pound her later.

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Re: summer cocktails
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2010, 09:45:20 PM »
vodka sour
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: summer cocktails
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2010, 10:15:56 PM »
LPR (liquid panty remover)
glass filled with ice
Captain Morgan Parrot Bay Rum
Pineapple juice
splash of cranberry juice


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Re: summer cocktails
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2010, 10:24:20 PM »
Dirty Nancy

1 shot of vodka
1 bottle of MGD
1 shot of pineapple juice

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Re: summer cocktails
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2010, 12:48:15 AM »
[move]Pimm's Cup[/move][/glow]



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Re: summer cocktails
« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2010, 07:09:49 AM »
Gin tonic lime, splash of cranberry.

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Re: summer cocktails
« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2010, 08:08:44 AM »
Vodka, Club Soda, 2 lime wedges

Tastes like a limeade.

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Re: summer cocktails
« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2010, 09:15:34 AM »
Hendrix and tonic.

Hendrix gin
Tonic
Garnish with a cucumber slice(important)



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Re: summer cocktails
« Reply #19 on: May 08, 2012, 10:08:41 PM »
Houlihan's is selling summer cocktails in testicular cancer jars now.


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Re: Re: summer cocktails
« Reply #20 on: May 08, 2012, 10:20:31 PM »
Houlihan's is selling summer cocktails in testicular cancer jars now.


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Re: summer cocktails
« Reply #21 on: May 09, 2012, 08:24:08 AM »
Make a Long Island. Put into blender. Put a bunch of ice in blender. Add strawberries in blender. Add splenda in blender. Blend. Frozen Strawberry Long Island.  :lick:

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Re: summer cocktails
« Reply #22 on: May 09, 2012, 08:44:20 AM »
Cucumber Gimlet


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Re: summer cocktails
« Reply #23 on: May 10, 2012, 03:52:21 PM »
Houlihan's is selling summer cocktails in testicular cancer jars now.


:sdeek: so is Logan's Roadhouse.
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Re: summer cocktails
« Reply #24 on: May 10, 2012, 03:54:26 PM »
Can we do a Houli pak the friday night before the first football game for my birthday? Pretty please?  :pray: